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moonlandingwasfaked: emobody: seriousjones: ted cruz about to pull out a fucking gun Confirmed zodiac killer boutta strike again
gobs-blooper-reel: sleighinbedgrowyrhair: this is how almost everyone who knows ted cruz personally talks about him craig mazin for president
sullengirlalmlghty: alternativetrump: Remember that time Ted Cruz straight up said he’d murder Trump #i mean #he’s killed before so
Is Ted Cruz really an awful, terrible jerk?
thewinterotter: allonsyforever: allonsyforever: John Legend criticizes Republicans like Jeb Bush and Ted Cruz for their responses to the video recording of Trump admitting to sexual assault John Legend continues to live up to his last name in every
sweezamuffin: i miss early 2016 when Ted Cruz was the zodiac killer, and Bernie had a real shot, and Trump was a punchline instead of the literal embodiment of the black plague
marshybot: I’m laughing because now that Ted Cruz is running for president, his wife (whose health insurance he was covered under) decided to take a leave of absence to help him campaign, causing them both to lose their health insurance. Now they’re
birkinbitch: itsstuckyinmyhead: Craig Mazin was Ted Cruz’s college roommate and he really really really hates him I’m dying because he got verified
kingofeternalfreedom: adulthoodisokay: I am here for Ted Cruz’s college roommate constantly dragging him on Twitter.
turnit0ff: if just one history book, just one, mentions ted cruz’s zodiac killer scandal, then this was all worth it
the-real-ted-cruz: Reblog if you think trans women are lovely
goodzillo: tebya: Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick Please be more clear that that’s a funny name you gave your chicken
slut—degradation: “We need to stop surrendering and start standing for our principles.” – Ted Cruz
newwavefeminism: feministwomenofcolor: babygirlaesthetic: deez–ovaries: splittingmyskin: scientificphilosopher: Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz made this disgusting ‘joke’ at a recent conservative political conference.The dude
lavendersucculents: tatted-black-widow: orientaltiger: “Immigrant activists who protested against Donald Trump and Ted Cruz’s Stop Iran Deal rally on Wednesday in D.C. were spit on and assaulted by crowd members before being forcibly removed by
micdotcom: Watch: Trevor Noah just laid the most epic smack down on Ted Cruz
86timewarp: rembelll: africancheewahwah: Why this baby look like Ted cruz The zodiac killer is reborn The Zodiac Wars
the-real-ted-cruz: aterum-krs: Me reblogging an “ask me” post that’s gonna get straight ignored like the last 20. this is the realest post on this entire godforesaken website
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shorthalt: theawesomeshadowwolf: duwangarang: i… i don’t know what to say… what the fuck is that second thing republican presidential candidate ted cruz
timeanddisregard: classylgbthomie: Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz made this disgusting ‘joke’ at a recent conservative political conference. What makes this worse is that he voted AGAINST the ‘violence against women act’. please
britishgentlelady: tbh all i want is a movie where trump wins the election and the other candidates have to team up and go back in time to stop him but along the way jeb bush realizes his dream to dance and ted cruz goes rogue and becomes the zodiac
starfleetrambo: lillersdabomb: john-dadams: they have recently dug up 12 human skeletons in ben franklins basement and they have no explanation Ben Franklin is the zodiac killer I cant believe Ted Cruz is Ben Franklin
marisatomay: davidalleynes: toboldlylesbian: marisatomay: just watched a video of ted cruz getting his ass handed to him on the senate floor god I love that shit happy thursday everyone op wheres the link
refinery29: Women may soon be required to register for the draft“The idea that we should forcibly conscript young girls into combat, to my mind, makes little or no sense,” said Texas senator and former presidential hopeful, Ted Cruz. Other legislators,
fuckyeahtx: adulthoodisokay: I am here for Ted Cruz’s college roommate constantly dragging him on Twitter. Dead.
thriftstoreoddities: Found this weird baby Ted Cruz pooping in a cup at an antique store in my home town. Oddities Note: I would have bought this and given it to somebody for Christmas.
kropotkhristian: ubiquitousdevil: dabblingindissent: kropotkhristian: Particularly if you live in Texas, please vote, just for the schadenfreude. Can you even imagine if Texas goes blue. Can you even imagine Ted Cruz losing. I’m getting giddy just
phaygo: miseryofmillions: i know the “ok tumblr children please here are the rules to twitter and please behave” posts are so patronizing and dumb but some of you NEED to know that your likes are public everyone remembers ted cruz liking MILF porn
misterandry: misterandry: in these times i will not be shamed for laughing at ted cruz getting out of mandatory quarantine, immediately shaking hands with an infected person, and being forced right back into mandatory quarantine
shaycode: I’ve convinced myself the 2016 election isn’t even real at this point. “Please clap” and Jeb giving out turtles that he carried in his pocket?? 38% of Florida voters thinking Ted Cruz could be the Zodiac Killer?? Donald Trump saying
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za-smierc-przyjaciela: speedwag: aozth: 2016 is quite a year ted cruz is literally an alien making up human idioms and hoping they work im so stressed I looked this up because I didn’t believe but he actually…….did say this
memeufacturing: i’m comforted by the fact that Ted Cruz woke up one morning and was told by his advisors that the internet was suddenly convinced that he was the zodiac killer
princess-stabbity: you know, the best thing about ted cruz’s speech saying “vote with your conscience” is he doesn’t actually say “don’t vote for trump” like he literally let trump supporters themselves make the leap that voting for trump
internetsurfing: sweezamuffin:i miss early 2016 when Ted Cruz was the zodiac killer, and Bernie had a real shot, and Trump was a punchline instead of the literal embodiment of the black plague
buzzlightyearhugecock: woodyisahugetwink: buzzlightyearhugecock: am i the only one who wonders what kinda porn ted cruz whacks off to? he seems like a genital mutilation kinda guy to me! 😮 the zodiac killer returns to infect us all with his fucked
sjwpanderer:ted cruz is gonna kill a supreme court judge
I can tell shit is really going bad because ted Cruz and mitt Romney have both spoken out against white supremacy
tapemylatte: the-real-ted-cruz: when you see an empty seat during a game of musical chairs
priestessamy: the-real-ted-cruz: multiplegenredisorder: martunamajor: unlimitedtrashworks: legalizevore: my dad guillermo laying it out His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even
haggord: cephalotodd: haggord: haven’t made an extremely bad post in a few days gotta change that nah it’s fine you’re fine. we’re all good out here hey how do you like this rcdart version of ted cruz
fem-usa: papahansolo: papahansolo: papahansolo: why does Ted Cruz always look like his suit is way too tight? the man doesn’t know how to act like a real person i mean look at him PUT YA ARMS DOWN CLOSE YA DAMN LEGS BOY If this gets 500 notes I’ll
the-real-ted-cruz: TAKE 👏 MALE 👏 VICTIMS 👏 SERIOUSLY
the-real-ted-cruz: i-am-your-northern-star: melonmemes: Showing a little compassion can go a long way (r/wholesomebpt) This is too sweet. We need more people like her 💙💙💙
brujamami: tatted-black-widow: orientaltiger: “Immigrant activists who protested against Donald Trump and Ted Cruz’s Stop Iran Deal rally on Wednesday in D.C. were spit on and assaulted by crowd members before being forcibly removed by police.
Reblog if you have been personally murdered by Ted Cruz
sleepiesoft: dylanaf: Ted Cruz is speaking at my school next week LMAOOOO ask him why he killed 20-28 people in northern california from 1960-1970
