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dontbeanassbutt: Y’all should be paying attention to the midterms. running for a senate seat in Texas is the zodaic killer himself ted cruz and new comer to the senate beto o rourke. now lemme tell you about my man Beto O’ Rourke he’s a democrat,
laughingfish: micdotcom: Watch: Ted Cruz pandered to these Bronx Latinos and they weren’t having it. I live for this
deebott: adulthoodisokay: I am here for Ted Cruz’s college roommate constantly dragging him on Twitter. Boii
shorthalt: theawesomeshadowwolf: duwangarang: i… i don’t know what to say… what the fuck is that second thing republican presidential candidate ted cruz
the-real-ted-cruz: catsbeaversandducks: This guys were out in their boat when they saw the tiniest kittens swimming towards them for help. 😭💛🐱 Via The Dodo the way he says “they’re twins!” my heart can’t handle it
the-real-ted-cruz: aterum-krs: Me reblogging an “ask me” post that’s gonna get straight ignored like the last 20. this is the realest post on this entire godforesaken website
the-real-ted-cruz: A man’s consent is just as important as a woman’s consent. If a man says no to sex, listen. Let’s end the stereotype that men are supposed to “want” it.
judgejudyofficial: In French we don’t say “Marry me,” we say ted cruz est le tueur du zodiaque which roughly translates to “Let us never separate” and I think that’s truly beautiful 😂😂😂😂
memeufacturing: i’m comforted by the fact that Ted Cruz woke up one morning and was told by his advisors that the internet was suddenly convinced that he was the zodiac killer
sweezamuffin: i miss early 2016 when Ted Cruz was the zodiac killer, and Bernie had a real shot, and Trump was a punchline instead of the literal embodiment of the black plague
thewinterotter: allonsyforever: allonsyforever: John Legend criticizes Republicans like Jeb Bush and Ted Cruz for their responses to the video recording of Trump admitting to sexual assault John Legend continues to live up to his last name in every
astrodidact: What a piece of shit Ted Cruz is…
brujamami: tatted-black-widow: orientaltiger: “Immigrant activists who protested against Donald Trump and Ted Cruz’s Stop Iran Deal rally on Wednesday in D.C. were spit on and assaulted by crowd members before being forcibly removed by police.
geckopirateship: jazzcatte: does… does he know what that means Lay your cash down for the chance to fuck Ted Cruz
shaycode: I’ve convinced myself the 2016 election isn’t even real at this point. “Please clap” and Jeb giving out turtles that he carried in his pocket?? 38% of Florida voters thinking Ted Cruz could be the Zodiac Killer?? Donald Trump saying
teenage-mutant-angsty-zukos: official-data: New Ted Cruz theory: Yes, he’s the Zodiac Killer. That’s a given. But he’s also a time traveler, thus explaining his oh-so-convenient alibi of “not being born yet”. This leads to a scary possibility.
crime-she-typed: splittingmyskin: scientificphilosopher: Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz made this disgusting ‘joke’ at a recent conservative political conference.The dude creepily giggles (and the audience joins in) after admitting
jorgieporgy: micdotcom: Bernie Sanders teaches Ted Cruz and Donald Trump what New York values really are. That mic drop at the end.
After a devastating loss in Indiana, Ted Cruz drops out of Presidential Race
oodlyenough: fauxkaren: Ted Cruz suspended his campaign. Oh my god. Donald fucking Trump is gonna be the Republican presidential nominee. I have to go back in time and warn August 2015 me to not laugh at the idea because apparently IT IS NOT SO
the-real-ted-cruz: refinery29: #DisabledAndCute is the best thing on Twitter this week (and there’s been a LOT of stiff competition) We’ve seen firsthand just how powerful, courageous, and badass differently abled people can be. And it looks like
adulthoodisokay: I am here for Ted Cruz’s college roommate constantly dragging him on Twitter.
fem-usa: papahansolo: papahansolo: papahansolo: why does Ted Cruz always look like his suit is way too tight? the man doesn’t know how to act like a real person i mean look at him PUT YA ARMS DOWN CLOSE YA DAMN LEGS BOY If this gets 500 notes I’ll
ahumbleprofessor: My favorite active New Yorker cartoonist Ed Steed designed these hilarious posters for the 2016 USA presidential candidates. I love how accurately they catch the tone of each candidate’s personality and policies, from Ted Cruz’s
drakeimpala: ppl freaking out over bernie being like “Excuse me, I am talking” when clinton tried interrupting him during the debate…..have u ever watched a republican debate before. 99% sure ted cruz almost murdered donald trump right there on
politicalmachine: blurryselfie: Confirmed. some people say ted cruz can’t be the zodiac killer because his age doesn’t line up. but here’s the thing: he wasn’t even born in the united states, he was SUPPOSEDLY born in canada. what if his documents
freddietomlinson: are u trying to tell me this week taylor swift, selena gomez, asap rocky, and jeffree star all got cancelled, mcr came back to life and then died again, ted cruz, a republican nastie, scammed all the other republican nasties, donald
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sft425: sirpuddings: mindfulwrath: kairiwiki: basically-fabulous: Guys we need to stop saying Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer. He was born in 1970, when the killer was active in 1968-69. Clearly he’s the SON of the Zodiac Killer, all grown up and
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chaneladdict: shmemson: Joe Biden bravely risks life and limb to make an actual, real-life “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” joke. Not all heroes wear capes. #tedcruzisthezodiackiller Imma miss you Joe
sft425: sjwpanderer: remember when ted cruz said “donald trump may be a rat but i have no desire to fornicate with him”? i know the whole election has been weird as hell but i don’t think we truly appreciated the bizarreness of a presidential
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mixedican: mixedican: james charles is just twink ted cruz sorry this is really vague but my proof: @sft425
in other not super sad thinkings of bun: I will pay someone to just film ted cruz all day, nothing cheers me up more than watching his awkwardness. he is what happens when a blobfish somehow finds itself running for president and doesnt know how he got
haru-dade: slaughterhousefive: Ted Cruz accidentally hitting his wife in the face not once but twice while dropping out of the Presidential race What an awkward awkward man
micdotcom: Quick, somebody get Ted Cruz some Neosporin for those burns. Warren wasn’t even done. She goes on to tweet what he should be doing instead of complaining.
princess-stabbity: you know, the best thing about ted cruz’s speech saying “vote with your conscience” is he doesn’t actually say “don’t vote for trump” like he literally let trump supporters themselves make the leap that voting for trump
divascreech: sauvamente: refinery29: Apparently even Trump supporters know that Trump is the angry, hateful candidate This is the speech that got Ted Cruz booed offstage at the RNC when he covertly didn’t endorse Trump by giving a speech about “unity”
judgejudyofficial: In French we don’t say “Marry me,” we say ted cruz est le tueur du zodiaque which roughly translates to “Let us never separate” and I think that’s truly beautiful
liittlefinger: hey ted cruz now is time to use those zodiac killer skills you’ve been hiding all this time
What I want to say to Ted Cruz
communists: There is no solid proof out there that Ted Cruz is not 15 weasels stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat. Coincidence? I think not.
angstycatthatlikestea-deactivat:the-real-ted-cruz:no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’sthe gods that haunt this place are unlike any others
markthemech:marshybot:I’m laughing because now that Ted Cruz is running for president, his wife (whose health insurance he was covered under) decided to take a leave of absence to help him campaign, causing them both to lose their health insurance.
turnit0ff: if just one history book, just one, mentions ted cruz’s zodiac killer scandal, then this was all worth it
internetsurfing: sweezamuffin:i miss early 2016 when Ted Cruz was the zodiac killer, and Bernie had a real shot, and Trump was a punchline instead of the literal embodiment of the black plague
