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spudinacup: amilynholdo: i’m screaming someone used an AI predictive text trained on all 7 harry potter books to write a new chapter and it’s the funniest goddamn thing i’ve ever read If someone voice acts these I swear to god I’ll make a goofy
vergeangst: xxfluffypandazxx: vergeangst: vergeangst: Why can’t I stop watching this I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing He l p m e I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING
ascendingvenus: pandaspwnz: farfrompaid: You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE affirmations!!! speak em!! they work!!!!!
pandaspwnz: farfrompaid: You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
pandaspwnz:farfrompaid: You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
yinx1: yellowblowngreener: thetallblacknerd: IF this EVER HAPPENED I SWEAR TO GOD I’D JUST PASS OUT I couldn’t see it in theatres. No one wants to deal with a grown woman sobbing for three hours straight. NAZGUL SCREECH! If there ever was a movie
quelloras:keialaar:lives-this-life:snarksonomy: lives-this-life:Jfc how is a pair of jeans ์ - 贄?!?!?Just. A regular pair of fucking plain ol’ jeans.Oh. That’s why. Because I’m not a size fucking 2. -grumbles- I swear to god, I am going to
other-bronte: submissivefeminist: love-and-bdsm: I swear to god, “straight” men are so boggled by the notion of their assholes being sexual. THEY REALLY FUCKING ARE. And yet when it comes to women’s assholes they mysteriously discover all
thefaultinourfandoms: i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
kxvhxo: onlyblackgirl: gemtasticblackgirl: sridevi: jennamaroney: list of things she did: 1. that she really did! He high key deserved that I swear to god if y'all don’t leave these workers alone. You deserve whatever they do to you. lol you
labias:wolfheartedqueen:Indie girl singer introduces us to her kitchen Get this away from me I swear to god bwahahaha foxtail-wonders
I swear to god if I film another video where I have a massive double chin the whole time I might lose it. I need to rethink my angles 😭
ludzies: I will fight your nasty, controlling boyfriends. I will fucking fight them. Not even to gain your love, I’ll just fucking fight them for being assholes. I swear to god. Send your disgusting trash boyfriends my way. I’ll show them what’s
labias:wolfheartedqueen:Indie girl singer introduces us to her kitchen Get this away from me I swear to god
thenwhatarethesedays: spideymayne: Dogs don’t fuck around when it comes to tennis balls One of the first things I ever put on my blog, I swear to god
officialdylanmoore: glossmyeyes: hairstylesbeauty: Lie Down. Try not to cry. Cry (via) crying. I swear to god nothing on this site has ever made me cry before this
tansandshorts: I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave .
originalgingerbro: I swear to god I give this exact look to at least 13 people a day.
bloodbending: petition to have our pokemon follow our little sprites around in every pokemon game i swear to god
mommy-breeder:I swear to god, every day this summer I’ve seen mom in an even skimpier bathing suit around the house. I’m pretty sure she’s doing it on purpose, because I heard her listening to me getting rid of the hardon she gave me last night.
babyimnotfoolin: I swear to God you guys, do not let me design a house. This is all thanks to the sink fandom.
artseke: artseke: Hey look a seahorse I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING IVE EVER ADDED TO A POST AND NOW WE ARE /HERE/
withquestionablefestiveness: swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
piertotum-locomottor: theheartmaid: prototype-the-walter-girl: Biggest plot twist ever I SWEAR TO GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS I’VE ACTUALLY NEARLY PISSED MY PANTS wHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO THE FAIRYTALE
tsunglasses: botesregias: tsunglasses: If Suicide Squad can get an Oscar then I think the stars have aligned enough for me to get a gf. I swear to god i saw this pun like 6 times today. I was gonna put “get my dick sucked” but SS only got 1 Oscar
riderphanomhive: memeguy-com: There is no good and evil there is only power I swear to god I tried to scroll.
sweet-bitsy: herooflife: I was trying to be cute and then my mom screamed “AMARA IF YOURE STILL TAKING PICTURES I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SHOOT YOU LIKE A REAL DEER” Would you say you were caught in headlights
think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface: My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s
cyber-b00ty: bitesizedbitch: fortunebb: hardxlessons: latinobussy: QUE HACES BESANDO A LA LISIADA Def not over this. I will study spanish for days, weeks, and months just to understand has what unfolded here. I swear to god. this was so wild
delfeur: Because Heather said “I swear to god, the reason Mike Stamford didn’t go to John’s wedding is because he was fucking pissed that John did not marry Sherlock” and I couldn’t not. +
sage-seishinkai: xobsidiandawnx: havingafoodfightonthemoon: Cake in real life I swear to god.. you have no idea how happy this cat makes me .. I have to reblog everytime I see this… This cat suddenly realizes that it has a tail. Look at its
darksideofthedrum: sixpenceee: Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral. (Source) I swear to god
silverope: i was in a porn site the other day and i found the best street fighters hentai there is i swear to god i had to upload this. i also censored it so there is no problem but since i had no black bars or anything i used the first transparent thing
pissvortex: pissvortex: film makers are already fighting over who gets the rights to make a movie about that soccer team that got trapped in a cave i swear to god they’re like vultures news report: 500 babies dangling precariously from the edge of a
starswift-borzoi: valdrake: starswift-borzoi: Green Collar Boy voices his opinion about getting his nails trimmed. 17 Days I swear to God he says “fuck you” in response to being called a good boy. Good Lord! He does say “fuck you” where
raptorific: Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes
samanticshift: i swear to god if i see one more academic oppose trigger warnings on the grounds of being anti-censorship…like did you think about that at all? the point of the trigger warning is to warn people of potentially triggering content. if
I swear to god I'm going to slap a few bitches
I SWEAR TO GOD IF ONE MORE GIRL POSTS THEIR POSSIBILITY DRESS ON THE PROM GROUP I'M GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF
500shadesoflesbian: The tomorrow that has come and gone And it has not gotten better When you are half finished writing that letter to your mother that says “I swear to God I tried” But when I thought I hit bottom, it started hitting back There is
damnsexydirkstrider: lolinepeta: lolinepeta: one time i was going to feed my dog a fruit and i picked up an orange but i was 4 am so i just threw the orange at his face and somehow that orange disappeared i swear to god he ate that whole orange with
