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sunflic: hobbs-art: I swear to god, you two are so adorable. To think that you both ended up commissioning me within 24 hours of each other. Talk about being under pressure, sorry i couldn’t post these yesterday on your anniversary. But i hope you
lucas-rio: canadiannutellaboiii: joyseeker56: quinzelade: mx-bones: mx-bones: they look like they’re about to tango with each other that fucking deathclaw on the right pulling the meme face i swear to god What. I FOUND IT FINALLY This. Is
pandaspwnz: farfrompaid: You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
losemydignity: (via melchiorgabor) I swear to God, every single time I see anything pertaining to this movie I get teary eyed.
iwantcupcakes: “Put on the suit.” Steve needed to relax about this. Swear to God, he suggested this two or three times.
“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.” “Can’t
I swear to God the only two things that come out of my mouth when I talk to students who aren’t mine is “tie your shoes” and “stop running in the halls.”
snipercecil: …As for talking, seems like we’re gonna have a little chat about why running around in that fuck-ass huge robot he can’t even pilot is generally considered NOT to be a very good idea. I swear to god I kept yelling on Skype how
I am in no way related to this fucking retard who just left me a message. I swear to god, I have no brother. Of course he was drunk as hell. AS ALWAYS.
alpaca-wo-mofumofu-yo: Omg yes. Dramatical Murder episode 3 before-and-after side-by-side comparison. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEWLrGCsAcI I swear to god that they had to have some sort of summer worker during that time who accidentally put the
Maintenance has started on fRO. NOW PLEASE MAKE THE FUCKING EXP EVENT GO AWAY. I swear to god I’ll scream out of agony if it doesn’t. I’ve driven myself nuts because of it. Sure good stuffs happened, like I got few chars up to 124, which means I
Picture 1: “Mommy lookie, dis is my late bday present to you!”Yes how cute sweetie, you’re finally shedding.Picture 2: “Uh, mommy…?”Sweetie, why in the hell are you crawling back INTO the skin you JUST shed? *facepalms*I swear to god,
I made a baby royal guard last weekend, let’s see if I can remember to take a screenie and post it here. (I swear to god tiny gryphons are cute.)
yafictionquotes: Brodi Ashton, Everneath
I swear to god, our team is worthless in World Cup. I’m just gonna say it’s pointless to cheer for Finland in this tournament, they can’t do shit.
charlie-bradcherry:I swear to god if Crowley gets killed off I will prepare an axe and go on a journey to find these writers and cut off their hands so they may never write again in their fucking lives.
jamison-fox: Listen just fucking listen to me, hearing Take on me by a-ha is such a fucking trip I swear to god I have an out of body experience every time that song comes on. When the beat kicks on and you hear that “tr-r-r-ring~!” you can see it
jackironsides: omghotmemes: If April ends up worse I swear to God Sure is something to read this post at the beginning of June.
thefaultinourfandoms: i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
dust2dust34: lynslogic: different-kind-of-a-loki: amusewithaview: ozhawkauthor: lark-cale: alwayshometomarvel: batmaun: I swear to god Claire is just one day going to turn into Samuel L Jackson from Snakes on a Plane I AM MOTHER FUCKING TIRED
lettheeoceantakemee: xompeii: I swear to god if one more person says I’m not thinking clearly when I say i want to adopt a kid rather than birth my own, I will rip their spines out. I was adopted you idiotic fuck. If I hadn’t been, I would have
vergeangst: xxfluffypandazxx: vergeangst: vergeangst: Why can’t I stop watching this I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing He l p m e I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING
mortuarybees: mortuarybees: like seriously shout out to aziraphale for the one single time in 6000 years crowley is even the tiniest little bit forward being like “you go too fast for me crowley :(” like aziraphale i swear to god crowley: it seems
manywinged:humans need a threat display. there should be a socially acceptable universally understood way to say “i swear to god if you fuck with me i’ll kill us both”.
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fatasstodatass: thenwhatarethesedays: spideymayne: Dogs don’t fuck around when it comes to tennis balls One of the first things I ever put on my blog, I swear to god if this didn’t make you happy, nothing will dogs are the best
piertotum-locomottor: thecolumbinekillers: 221bbutts: I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS ON TUMBLR *spills coffee on laptop due to uncontrollable laughter* I LAUGHED SO HARD MY BROTHER THOUGHT I WAS HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK.
riderphanomhive: memeguy-com: There is no good and evil there is only power I swear to god I tried to scroll.
amusewithaview: ozhawkauthor: lark-cale: alwayshometomarvel: batmaun: I swear to god Claire is just one day going to turn into Samuel L Jackson from Snakes on a Plane I AM MOTHER FUCKING TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING SUPERHEROES IN MY MOTHER
adelembe: Adele impersonators’ reaction to realizing Adele just entered an Adele impersonator contest and sings right in front of them. she should get another oscar for this i swear to god
totallytransparent: if you repost one more of my fucking edits i swear to god i am going to rip your fucking kidneys out and sell them for a hefty profit on the black marketMADE BY TOTALLY TRANSPARENT Hes probably not lying, those look like kidney
bloodbending: petition to have our pokemon follow our little sprites around in every pokemon game i swear to god
badazzbtm: I would give biggs_k2 (from IG) Fellatio straight from the gym…I swear to God!!!! He is so damn sexy! 🙌And looks like he Holdn a handfull in them briefs! 😳 I would love to see his nudes!
lovinlife01230: I swear to god, if you don’t reblog this, you´re heartless i know what it feels like to be in iraq and miss the birth of your own daughter.<3 omg :(
vajoochie: the fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the funniest things ive ever seen they act like its a nuclear missile like calm down bro its just a compressed cotton ball i swear to god if u ever want a teenage boy to leave
fit-ness-4-me: everyday-green: Preach it! I still haven’t been able to convince my mom that diet coke is indeed bad for you even though it has “0 calories”… ^^^^ i swear to god omg do we have the same mom
incantu: i went to a barbecue place downtown for dinner called ‘the pit’ and my waiter was named adam i swear to god i screeched like a pterodactyl in the middle of the restaurant and everyone in the place was staring at us and he just says very
shrekfive: catsidae: I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM BUT IT SHOWED UP IN ONE OF MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCHES AND I SWEAR TO GOD ANY SINGLE ONE OF THESE PEOPLES FACES CAN BE A REACTION IMAGE FOR ANY OCCASION this post is going to come back
thessagray: if i see game of thrones spoilers i swear to god i’ll make sure the red wedding pales in comparison to yours
greed: the book ruined my life and i swear to god the movie is going to ruin it even more
i swear to god we worship and give so much sympathy and hang on to every single statement these so called “celebrities” make. t hat whole “holier than thou” complex doesnt exist w/ them. so they can captivate an audience w/ their
I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave
onepieceperson: xobsidiandawnx: havingafoodfightonthemoon: Cake in real life I swear to god.. you have no idea how happy this cat makes me .. I have to reblog everytime I see this… Looks more like Nekotalia England…
pinkcakery: juniorbizarre: been waiting for this moment since i was nine i’m so fucking ready I swear to god if you come back via hoverboard I will be so mad also can we use that to do laundry now
xtoxictears: faithandmagick: miss-lol: queenlucyyy: plotprincessss: blissfulfellatio: silverssafehouse: nickthewolfie: wait what Hella good cosplayers For a second I Swear to God.. Holy shit damn i had to look twice COSPLAY WHAT? If no
jenova-amaranth: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my
izzyfandoms: avsensio: So I just got this message literally few minutes ago And if YOU get this message in the future DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE CLINK ON THE LINK I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF A warning to all of my followers there
bryrobins: kaaaylanicole: b0b-m4rley: lets-blame-society: dontwannamissathingxo: theselenalight: I swear to god, if you don’t reblog this, you´re heartless i know what it feels like to be in iraq and miss the birth of your own daughter.<3
lilmiss-fallen-pancake: riderphanomhive: memeguy-com: There is no good and evil there is only power I swear to god I tried to scroll. why would you even try this is art at its finest
mcbigman: calebthetimetraveler: #THE MOMENT IN TOY STORY 3 WHERE WE ALL LOST OUR SHIT I swear to god, they were playing the Terminator 2 theme during this, and I lost my shit with laughing because it became a bunch of toys about to be burned in a
paradiseasha: Love Poem (To the Girl who works at Starbucks down the street from my house on Del Mar Heights Road; I swear to God, I’m not a stalker.) - Rudy Francisco
splash-inat0r: timon-pumba13: peacechick1616: caramel-swirls: lets-blame-society: dontwannamissathingxo: theselenalight: I swear to god, if you don’t reblog this, you´re heartless i know what it feels like to be in iraq and miss the birth
natsubuta: I swear to god this pairing is going to empty all my porn inspiration
