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gohearsirens: kalanikoalaakea: I swear to god, if Sasuke ends up spending more time with bolt/boruto than he does with Sarada and is still not back in the village with his family, I am going to fucking kill someone. Naruto also better be spending time
think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting
ap-kinda-lit:Naruto, badly injured and barely conscious: Hinata? Is that you, baby?Sasuke, carrying Naruto: Try to kiss me and I swear to God I will drop you.
vergeangst: xxfluffypandazxx: vergeangst: vergeangst: Why can’t I stop watching this I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing He l p m e I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING What is
vergeangst: xxfluffypandazxx: vergeangst: vergeangst: Why can’t I stop watching this I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing He l p m e I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING
riderphanomhive: memeguy-com: There is no good and evil there is only power I swear to god I tried to scroll.
parskis: i swear to god, men raising their voice is the most terrifying thing in the whole world. they dont understand, like its an immediate panic response, game over Note to self, keep voice in check.
pandaspwnz: farfrompaid: You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
everloyaljaspers: emmyc:WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND? Pause at random to find out!! (music by neilcicierega) Jarck Man-Man, I swear to God, we’re through. Hansel Pantsel-Dancel, whoever that is…
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
aph-flying-mint-bunny: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me
hannah-the-lion: madameatomicbomb: partybarackisinthehousetonight: give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you I swear to God I am so tired of this meme.
starswift-borzoi: valdrake: starswift-borzoi: Green Collar Boy voices his opinion about getting his nails trimmed. 17 Days I swear to God he says “fuck you” in response to being called a good boy. Good Lord! He does say “fuck you” where
lilaira: busket: listen to what happens when you speed up “But Nobody Came” 1200x TOBY I SWEAR TO GOD
salty-rice:e-v-roslyn:wolffyluna:rosyish:tiktokstowatch:I’m frothing at the mouth this is my DREAM #as a professional carnie i gotta say#wlw have a special inate ability at these games i swear to god#there used to be some kind of year#yearly retreat
runningbox11: theathleticsloth: cyberfricking: helioscentrifuge: bueno: will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful no, because when we’re older i’ll be seeing your face on the pillow next to mine i swear to god if this
fxscher: fxscher: I swear to god I won’t stop until you’re shaking White pups are the best pups (referring to the color of the mask)
lifeasmeesh: fkatwigs: i swear to god They came to slay.
ninalangstonn: mbflyer: sobeitjay: plussizedhiiipy: deonsraw: france-is-ours: imsoshive: If this ain’t me I swear to God the look in that mans eye’s Buddy ready to risk it all You Betta Shoot Ya Shot 👏👏😌 boy look like he nutted
xfitlifex: liveloveliftheavy: thenwhatarethesedays: spideymayne: Dogs don’t fuck around when it comes to tennis balls One of the first things I ever put on my blog, I swear to god second last one omg HAHAHAH OMG.
hard-n-furious: “i swear to god if you’re still not ready to order i will crush your skull with one of my armpits”
whoretality: whoretality:if my child ever did that to my cat I would drop that motherfucker. I swear to god that little cunt would be going into adoption. Yeah, mine too! Fine for me, I do not have some of these little unmade and useless things…
filthyverisimilitude: liamhunny: i swear to god taylor took one Intro To White Feminism class taught by lena dunham with special guest lecturer hillary clinton and all of a sudden she wanna talk all this bs 😂😂😂
trebled-negrita-princess: c2ndy2c1d: ponkuno: Johnny Bravo & Samurai Jack - Johnny/Jack I’m currently in shipping hell with these two all thanks to lady @c2ndy2c1d and her post. I swear to god she uses some kind of deadly shipping dark magic
takethebassoutofyavoiceboi: ntbx: carefreeandblvk: Also, having to write for 4c hair. I know y’all can all relate. 🙄 I still do this I swear to god 🙄🙄🙄 @miserylovescompany-x
artseke: artseke: Hey look a seahorse I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING IVE EVER ADDED TO A POST AND NOW WE ARE /HERE/
unhunted: I swear to God! The next person that tells me how to run my blog, I will dice up pineapples and THROW THAT SHIT AT YOU!
pokemonmasterkimba: sassygayshadowlink: tHID FUCKIBG BOOK I SWEAR TO GOD guys I want to write a book
renegade-chandelure: cyberfricking: helioscentrifuge: bueno: will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful no, because when we’re older i’ll be seeing your face on the pillow next to mine i swear to god if this site gets
thefaultinourfandoms: i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
morgrana: big bOOBS ARE NOT A BLESSING THEY ARE AN INCONVENIENCE I SWEAR TO gOD YOU GIRLS ARE SO LUCKY WITH SMALL BOOBS. dO yOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A NICE DRESS/TOP THAT FITS AND DOESnT GO BAGGY AT THE BELLY DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW
hideyoshis-dick:hideyoshis-dick: if this gets to 20,000 notes i swear to god i will get this tattooed on me in this exact font
wifimakesmehappy: babyimnotfoolin: I swear to God you guys, do not let me design a house. This is all thanks to the sink fandom. and the staircase fandom
sinvraal: persian-slipper: anathemarmotqueen: Hello tumblr allow me to present you the swedish vallhund i´m VERY confused as you guys are not freaking out about these little guys yet since they´re basically WOLF CORGIS. I swear to god, I thought
dconslut: newcrystalcitysteel: dinosaurssonaspaceship: alecpingol: I’m literally dying of laughter THE FUCKING LAST ONE I SWEAR TO GOD THERE ARE SOME THINGS WE KEEP TO OURSELVES BRIAN fuck that noise, i will never be betrayed by an iphone.
botabu: objaculation replied to your photo: I become Meguca for Hiruyako I swear to god its people like us that make this fandom not entirely sucky. we’re the cool guys of the morenatsu fandom.
tanukitails replied to your post: Printscreen your pornography. I swear to god if I’ve seen you on a certain thread… what thread?
measureyourlifeincake: ok so i wasn’t going to reblog this… but i just find it hilarious that the damn thing is covered in mikasas like “no” “you are not doing this” “if you so much as touch him i swear to god i will
vault-34: digimontamagotchi: how to make pokemon and digimon i swear to god this stupid fucking shitgraph is posted in the digimon tag at least 4 times a day. u know what??? look at that stupid fucking bullshit dog and tell me he does not look cool
vagabond-named-veli: lovelylorri: thevirginmerry: thesixgreathokage: plotprincessss: blissfulfellatio: silverssafehouse: nickthewolfie: wait what Hella good cosplayers For a second I Swear to God.. Holy shit I’m to high for this ^^^^^^^^
aph-flying-mint-bunny: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface: My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to
derabhaengige: bitchoboi: ssertsimoh: Dammit!! I want what I want when I want it!! I want you to stop thinking, altogether. Do what you’re told, or I swear to God, you’re going back in the pit. #Oh Mistress, text© 2015 Yes
greeneyesnthickthighs: chantel7132-original: 10th day in a row going to the gym. Feels good. Swear to god she has the hottest ass on tumblr
chop-stuff: I swear to god I’m done now I am going to sleep good night world have sweet dreams of Korrasami :’D
withquestionablefestiveness: swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
teletubbiesmpreg: if there are anymore fandom ‘apocalypses’ i swear to god im going to start the REAL apocalypse by annihilating everyone
sweet-bitsy: herooflife: I was trying to be cute and then my mom screamed “AMARA IF YOURE STILL TAKING PICTURES I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SHOOT YOU LIKE A REAL DEER” Would you say you were caught in headlights
ask-coffee-brew: grumpysalmon: ask-coffee-brew: grumpysalmon: caught this ugly fish today. released it immediately whY WOULD YOU DO THAT THAT IS THE RAREST FISH YOU CAN EVER GET I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT AND YOU HAPPEN TO CaTCH IT
vajoochie: the fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the funniest things ive ever seen they act like its a nuclear missile like calm down bro its just a compressed cotton ball i swear to god if u ever want a teenage boy to leave
shsl-fuck-off: sekaiichiyaoi: julieofthewatertribe: titanic-titans: pretentiousstoryteller: eyesofmaniac: drinkyourfuckingmilk: I swear to God the 104th got sex ed to avoid hormonal teenage trainees knocking each other up in their bunks, and it
kristinaraesaylor: yuuimi: From Tokyo Bridal Festa 2012 i swear to god when i’m married i’m going to have my dress inspired by chii idec
