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labias:wolfheartedqueen:Indie girl singer introduces us to her kitchen Get this away from me I swear to god
babyimnotfoolin: I swear to God you guys, do not let me design a house. This is all thanks to the sink fandom.
addictofselfdelusiongirl: Proof. I swear to God on my fucking life I did absolutely nothing to provoke this. It won’t stop.
q8yshadow: theletterwsarseflap: sallymon: askgamerandfriends: sallymon: Little did we know that the Beast was actually a Pokemon and Gaston was trying to weaken it so he could catch it. No one catches them all like Gaston. i swear to god i…can’t
bitesizedbitch: fortunebb: hardxlessons: latinobussy: QUE HACES BESANDO A LA LISIADA Def not over this. I will study spanish for days, weeks, and months just to understand has what unfolded here. I swear to god.
kaaaylanicole: b0b-m4rley: lets-blame-society: dontwannamissathingxo: theselenalight: I swear to god, if you don’t reblog this, you´re heartless i know what it feels like to be in iraq and miss the birth of your own daughter.<3 Heartbreaking.
“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.” “Can’t
bigthicksexychics: I swear to god I would tear her apart !!!! Damn , I’d have to marry her !
indikos: shuttersmiley: sourcedumal: nottaylersmith: Indigo, 2014 by Tayler Smith She looks like a majestic elf. All my elves look like this, I swear to god. pls cast me in a LOTR film so I can go to new zealand and ride on orlando bloom’s back
everykissbeginswithcas: “To boldly go where no man has gone before, huh..?” “I swear to God, Dean, I’ll stab you with the hypospray again…” commission for brokeback-purgatory 8D
forgottencolourofsnow: This better be a love confession to Rei or I swear to god
“Oh Lapis, you shore know how to get me wet”“Oh Peri, you are a triangle, and it’s acute!”“I swear to god, if you unchain me, I won’t even hurt you two. Just free one hand so I can crush my gem. Please.”
WIPS YAY Yeaaaaah I fucked up Cheerilee’s bangs, that teaches me to draw and ink without references this is how the episode will be i swear to god
thecringeandwincefactory: gunsandfireandshit: stimman4000: . So smart to use a projector like that I swear to god you could give me all the equipment and 50 years and I would not come up with this. So clever.
pandaspwnz: farfrompaid: You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
masacatki:I swear to god idk what the context is and I just trying to be funny here.
officialdylanmoore: glossmyeyes: hairstylesbeauty: Lie Down. Try not to cry. Cry (via) crying. I swear to god nothing on this site has ever made me cry before this
imaginegravityfalls:mochachailattecafe:WAIT A SECOND GUYS YOU KNOW HOW THERE WAS A LLAMA PAINTING IN THE MANSION? I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS ALEX CONFIRMING PACIFICA IS THE LLAMA SYMBOL IN BILL’S CIRCLE OF BULLSHIT IM GOING TO SCREAM “bill’s circle
ourtastytexturesstuff: Commission: Sylf DP / Nightwing / Batman. WEBM GFY 1280 VERSION (without watermark and mp4)Wallaby model and her clothes by Redmenace. I swear to god Nightwing’s spine bones are out to have me killed.
wenyiix: listening to “baby u” and feeling like crying… freaking rnbs i swear to god :( sdfhsdfkjshfslkjdhfsldjfh me needs a hug
tae-glace: I SWEAR TO GOD YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME
girthyencounters: “The size of his meat was fucking incredible. When I finally got off his cock all stretched and sore, I slid the giant magnum condom off of him and it lay there on the bed full of jizz. I swear to God it was big enough for me to put
nitro-glycerine: Do you swear to god to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
runningbox11: theathleticsloth: cyberfricking: helioscentrifuge: bueno: will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful no, because when we’re older i’ll be seeing your face on the pillow next to mine i swear to god if this
lordxeras: funnygamememes: Reblog if you get it lol. I swear to god if ya’ll ruin this one too…. It’s a reference to portal, since the portals in that game were those two colors, it’s as if the fork is teleporting
lucas-rio: canadiannutellaboiii: joyseeker56: quinzelade: mx-bones: mx-bones: they look like they’re about to tango with each other that fucking deathclaw on the right pulling the meme face i swear to god What. I FOUND IT FINALLY This. Is
leadles: izzyfandoms: avsensio: So I just got this message literally few minutes ago And if YOU get this message in the future DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE CLINK ON THE LINK I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF A warning to all of my followers
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
smitethepatriarchy: thorsockrock: defectivemachines: Guys, instead of catcalling a girl walking down the street, yell to her and tell her that she has nice hair, or pretty skin, or that you hope she has a good day because i swear to god you will get
forgotn1: I swear to god, nothing over 2X is ever made well. And nothing is ever long enough for me at 6’. If I was just tall or just fat, I could probably manage to find more clothing, but my options are wildly limited. I’ve only ever been able
the-panda-menace: vergeangst: xxfluffypandazxx: vergeangst: vergeangst: Why can’t I stop watching this I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing He l p m e I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m
mortuarybees: mortuarybees: like seriously shout out to aziraphale for the one single time in 6000 years crowley is even the tiniest little bit forward being like “you go too fast for me crowley :(” like aziraphale i swear to god crowley: it seems
jackironsides: omghotmemes: If April ends up worse I swear to God Sure is something to read this post at the beginning of June.
cryptotheism:I swear to God the more I learn about Musk the more I know I could grift him. Give me 40 minutes and a six pack of beer and I could have this dude CONVINCED that he’s the reincarnation of an Egyptian pharaoh and the only way to save
artseke: artseke: Hey look a seahorse I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING IVE EVER ADDED TO A POST AND NOW WE ARE /HERE/
somanyrabbits: scalestails: It is I (Walked into work this morning to see this early shopper.) budgies are fucking tiny i swear to god
fenicore replied to your photoset “So I took these for the dirty EF chat. Enjoy.” You gonna up your game and actually fuck someone this time? ;D Fen I swear to god
thefaultinourfandoms: i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
meladoodle: New Zealand newspapers are trying to argue that the Simpsons is set in New Zealand because the moon is facing the wrong way…. WE WILL TRY CLAIM ANY FORM OF ATTENTION I SWEAR TO GOD
thenwhatarethesedays: spideymayne: Dogs don’t fuck around when it comes to tennis balls One of the first things I ever put on my blog, I swear to god
chop-stuff: I swear to god I’m done now I am going to sleep good night world have sweet dreams of Korrasami :’D <3 <3 <3
yanagoya: shinkisrule: des-etoiles: baby hippo baby hippo baby hippo! WE INTERRUPT THIS NERD BLOG FOR A BABY HIPPO. YOU MAY NOW GO BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED FANGIRLING. OH MAI GAWD lol I swear to God any mammal on the planet is cute when
littlekiwi37: bubblydictcumberbath: this show i swear to god THIS IS THE LEAST BLATANT, BUT THE FUNNIEST, BACK TO THE FUTURE REFERENCE IN THE SHOW
parskis: i swear to god, men raising their voice is the most terrifying thing in the whole world. they dont understand, like its an immediate panic response, game over Oh we understand. Women raising their voice makes me want to be somewhere else
xobsidiandawnx: havingafoodfightonthemoon: Cake in real life I swear to god.. you have no idea how happy this cat makes me .. I have to reblog everytime I see this…
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ugly-bread: dunflower: jaileyrhode:coherrent:preaching. I am in LOVE with him Only 17 years until Nathan can be our president I legit was about to stand up and start cheering but then I remembered my wrist is busted but YES swear to god y’all be
Oh fuck. i have to drive 14 hours. Fuck. Shit. Fuckkkk. Fuck fuck! Fuck! Shit fuck! FUCK! Why is Texas so goddamn stupid big. Fuck! swear to god it better be cold in Kentucky, there better be baseball bats and tobacco(???) everywhere, and the hotel better
drtanner: gaysexistheanswer: i swear to god this porn intro lmao I SNORTED SO FUCKING LOUD HOLY SHIT Can I get a link to the video?
mercedesbenzodiazepine: ??? I swear to god I would go to jail for beating someone’s ass if I ever saw them eating this