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IF YOU SAY YOU LIKE READING BUT YOU CHOOSE TO BUY A KINDLE OVER AN ACTUAL PHYSICAL BOOK THEN I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO COME INTO YOUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND WAKE YOU UP AND HUG YOU SO HARD AND MAYBE WE CAN PAINT OUR NAILS TOGETHER AND
dorkinthefreakkingdom: lmaodies: m4ge: m4ge: m4ge: watch them find a way to use this to complain about how terrible millenials are I SWEAR TO GOD ban old people from the internet old people can be idiots REASONS MILLENIALS DON’T ALL EAT GODDAMN
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: eterunizu: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: kweyolempress: why is my uni already victim blaming smh :/// Seems like common sense to me I swear to god people on tumblr will leave the doors to their house wide open
tristamateer: I am going to hurt you.You are going to hurt me But we will do it with practiced fingersand passionate mouthsand I swear to god it will be worth something
bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:best-of-memes:When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collectionI swear to god I piss myself everytime I see this on my dash. At least 10 notes are from me.
scotiax: I swear to god I never learn. I go into the sex work tag when I’m having a long day and I just want to read about sex work and see your cute work selfies or see you talking about how you made your entire rent tonight and to just appreciate
faffy-waffle: ben-wisehart: IF YOU SAY YOU LIKE READING BUT YOU CHOOSE TO BUY A KINDLE OVER AN ACTUAL PHYSICAL BOOK THEN I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO COME INTO YOUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND WAKE YOU UP AND HUG YOU SO HARD AND MAYBE WE CAN
onemancabaret: jeniphyer: rudegyalchina: I really love them I’m going to miss them so much I swear to god I read an article criticizing them for taking time to make appearances on TV shows but like if no one’s gonna work with you, why work at
simsgonewrong: I swear to god, this was the first randomized name to come up. “Edward” died a few days later because I forgot to feed it. no tears were shed.
tristamateer: I am going to hurt you.You are going to hurt me. But we will do it with practiced fingersand passionate mouthsand I swear to god it will be worth something.
I swear to god my older brother makes me want to murder cute things. He never fails to piss me the fuck off
shaky: them-wild-nights: endorsable: shaky: them-wild-nights: shaky: when u try to make a selfie gif but ur kitten will not stand you not paying attention to him for .2 seconds I swear to god if you’re not following her then what are you even
yodelintotheabyss: “I swear to god Ludens the Commander says if you keep jacking off in that suit he’s going to fire you, what are you going to do?“I’ll keep coming.”
madameatomicbomb:partybarackisinthehousetonight: give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave
blackmetalbedframe: if i see one more post that says only dogs go for bones in regards to thin people im going to smother someone with my sweaty man tits i swear to god for fucken real stop bodyshaming anyone regardless of what they look like
jeanmarcoing: besbaaaw-gurl: I don’t even care who the fuck you are you NEED to watch this commercial I swear to god you will not regret it I am laughing so hard I literally think I’m going to cough up a lung i’m uncomfortable
captainjaymerica: newstrengthinprogress:the-cure-for-pain: I swear to god I heard a bro say out loud they don’t lift legs because they want to fit in their skinny jeans. I laughed so loud This made my evening. Bruh. Sounds like lightweight talk to
onlyblackgirl: john-egbert-watson: unable-to-can: Looks like he’s ready to cut some taxes. I SWEAR TO GOD TUMBLR I want it
delicioustrap: delicioustrap: delicioustrap: my dad just came into my room and laid on my bed so i proceeded to cover him in stuffed animals to cheer him up then mom joined if this reaches 100,000 notes i swear to gOD
roinanlynch: ianstagram: If I get one more fanmail from a friendly-looking white lady trying to go to fashion university I swear to god
bloody-men-with-blue-eyes: best-of-memes: When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection I swear to god I piss myself everytime I see this on my dash. At least 10 notes are from me.
soupery: thesylverlining: haughtyxhottie: MY PARENTS GOT ME THIS BEAUTIFUL FUCKING CAT PIANO BUT I ONLY KNOW HOW TO PLAY ONE SONG i swear to god I thought it would be welcome to the black parade i’m still not disappointed @toasterization
reelaroundthedavekan: lucillebruise: i-do-not-believe-you-continue: Not to be dramatic or anything but this is the best scene on television history I swear to god if Andre Braugher doesn’t get a fucking emmy for this episode i’m going to go down
greyciees:greyciees:Ok i couldn’t NOT draw this pirate auShe’s a evil little shark girl that likes to steal treasure no one ever say another pun to me again or i swear to god
IM GOING TO KILL SOME ONE I SWEAR TO GOD!! IF THE WORLD COULD JUST STOP BEING SUCH A DICK TO HER PLEASE SHES AWESOME SHE DOESNT DESERVE THIS NO ONE DOES
slimetony: I swear to god if the social media bubble bursts and all of these sites go down after vine I’m going to be so peeved I’m so close to making a living off of this
grayclouds: i swear to god if someone were to create a character in a video game that was just a buff lamp who gave your player character encouraging dialogue at least one person on this hellsite would want to fuck it within the first week of release
sissykaylee19: raytchel: sissywifecassie: sissyforhose: There’s a first time for everything. Everyone deserves to live out their fantasy!! there is another way??? I can’t even begin to tell you how true this is!👅 I swear to god all
ponkuno: Johnny Bravo & Samurai Jack - Johnny/JackI’m currently in shipping hell with these two all thanks to lady @c2ndy2c1d and her post. I swear to god she uses some kind of deadly shipping dark magic to make people pair characters that you
Haha WOW this fucking BITCH i swear to god“Don’t talk to me right now”“But that was a while ago!”IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW LONG AGO IT HAPPENED, I’M STILL MORE THAN JUST SEETHING WITH RAGE AND I’VE BEEN ACTIVELY THINKING OF LEGAL WAYS TO KNOCK
martymcflyy19: ctron164: torisoulphoenix: john-egbert-watson: unable-to-can: Looks like he’s ready to cut some taxes. I SWEAR TO GOD TUMBLR Gotta cut through all that conservative bullshit. Yo how much ?!!! My son bouta kill the game
ben-wisehart: IF YOU SAY YOU LIKE READING BUT YOU CHOOSE TO BUY A KINDLE OVER AN ACTUAL PHYSICAL BOOK THEN I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO COME INTO YOUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND WAKE YOU UP AND HUG YOU SO HARD AND MAYBE WE CAN PAINT OUR NAILS
theyellowbrickroad: wtf is with 45 y/o men on okc messaging me “hi. just a friendly hello” like i swear to god all of them say the same exact line to me is there a pact between men who are age 40+ to message barely legal teenage girls and say its
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:best-of-memes:When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collectionI swear to god I piss myself everytime I see this on my dash. At least 10 notes are from me. It MUST be reblogged
ianstagram: If I get one more fanmail from a friendly-looking white lady trying to go to fashion university I swear to god
dankbittie: bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:best-of-memes:When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collectionI swear to god I piss myself everytime I see this on my dash. At least 10 notes are from me. humor blog, following back (:
sleepytaureanqueen:it’s okay if you’re not personally attracted to fat women but i swear to god if you mock their appearances or try to police what they wear or just generally make them feel shitty WE’RE GONNA THROW DOWN
cindyzilla: beanseller: I SWEAR TO GOD Is this a reference to Monty Python? It has to be
girl-in-ashes: zaynslaugh: an unarmed 18 year old black kid was shot and denied justice and all these people care about is their blood stained american flag. #MERICA I SWEAR TO GOD ITS LIKE 11:30 AT NIGHT BUT I AM ABOUT TO GO TO WALMART AND BUY AS
eternally-spotless: officialdylanmoore: glossmyeyes: hairstylesbeauty: Lie Down. Try not to cry. Cry (via) crying. I swear to god nothing on this site has ever made me cry before this Ugh I’m the bus and trying really hard not to cry at this
longsullensilence-meancomment: If Tony dies in Avengers 4 and Peter comes back but never gets to see him again, Marvel and I are going to throw hands, I swear to god, you best not play my boys like this. I’m still pissed about Infinity War, y’all
the-goddamazon: pandaspwnz: farfrompaid: You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE I say this to myself every time someone tells me they
uselessjj:livebloggingmydescentintomadness:metrosideros-excelsa:i feel like bisexuals and pansexuals should join forces to become piesexualsI’M ON MOBILE TUMBLR SO IT WON’T LOAD BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IF THAT SHOWS DEAN WINCHESTER I’M GOING TO CRY
silvertons: When I was six years old, my father took me with him to the department store to buy some Christmas presents. I saw this one pair of red pumps with a four-inch heel. I swear to God, I had never seen anything quite so beautiful in my entire
mrshudsontookmyskull: touch-all-the-butts: pizz4s: i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police someday the hipsters are going to learn better than to challenge fandoms
hello-samo: catastrophicmemoirs: dopechrisbro: entwinedvenusxx: lipsticklezz: hunnnnie: I swear to GOD I am going to fucking fuck her omg When are you fucking planning to come out????? Seriously Kristen Just come out already we all know i just
colorslashmotion: I swear to god this is the last picture next to that window I’ll post I just liked the light and wanted to show off this underwear It’s pretty nice underwear
madameatomicbomb: partybarackisinthehousetonight: give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to
john-egbert-watson: unable-to-can: Looks like he’s ready to cut some taxes. I SWEAR TO GOD TUMBLR
