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Funny Story: Swear to God - the hands you see belong to one of my Facebook friends (high school acquaintance). She posted this pic of her husband’s tiny white dick next to a random guy’s monster black cock! Why? lol who knows! She said
cheriestudies: 17:59 // 7 august commerce assessment coming up!! swear to god this is the last assessment task i’ll prep for so close to the due date ;_; i had like ten weeks to do it so.. regret regret regret
breathingdestiel: john-egbert-watson: unable-to-can: Looks like he’s ready to cut some taxes. I SWEAR TO GOD TUMBLR
angrymolly said: Holy shit I just read this again you have a daughter? I swear to god if you are teaching this child to believe this shit about herself and allowing her body to be raped by the men in your house then you belong in jail. angrymolly said:
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The picture below - that’s my gf. I swear to god. Seriously. Before you even ask/beg/whatever, NO I AM NOT GOING TO BUY US FLIGHTS TO TOKYO.
fluffske: bestfeminthewest: carsbigasbars: I swear to god the next person to say feminine penis gets slapped on the nose If your dick were any more lady-like, I’d expect you to jerk it off with your pinky out man the only way this could be more
girl-in-ashes: zaynslaugh: an unarmed 18 year old black kid was shot and denied justice and all these people care about is their blood stained american flag. #MERICA I SWEAR TO GOD ITS LIKE 11:30 AT NIGHT BUT I AM ABOUT TO GO TO WALMART AND BUY AS
tristamateer: I am going to hurt you.You are going to hurt me. But we will do it with practiced fingersand passionate mouthsand I swear to god it will be worth something.
kindahornyart: And here are the results! Freaking Phanty destroyed her competition. Guess I’ll have to plan some spooky ghost related pics now. Thanks to all of you who voted! All freaking 1074 of you. I swear to god I sure hope half of those are bots
garbage-twink:I SWEAR TO GOD NOBODY IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE SLEEPS OR HAS ANY CONCEPT OF PRIVACY IF I HAVE TO TAKE THIS OFF JUST AFTER FIGURING OUT HOW TO MAKE IT WORK I’M GOING NUCLEAR Im gonna bust into your room
pancakeacne:
bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:best-of-memes:When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collectionI swear to god I piss myself everytime I see this on my dash. At least 10 notes are from me. I thought this was a Steven Universe post.
delicioustrap: delicioustrap: delicioustrap: my dad just came into my room and laid on my bed so i proceeded to cover him in stuffed animals to cheer him up then mom joined if this reaches 100,000 notes i swear to gOD
allthingshyper: john-egbert-watson: unable-to-can: Looks like he’s ready to cut some taxes. I SWEAR TO GOD TUMBLR OMFG
jeanmarcoing: besbaaaw-gurl: I don’t even care who the fuck you are you NEED to watch this commercial I swear to god you will not regret it I am laughing so hard I literally think I’m going to cough up a lung i’m uncomfortable
m4ge: m4ge: m4ge: watch them find a way to use this to complain about how terrible millenials are I SWEAR TO GOD ban old people from the internet they are literally saying that politicians who make life easier for people other than them are
madameatomicbomb: partybarackisinthehousetonight: give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to
roinanlynch: ianstagram: If I get one more fanmail from a friendly-looking white lady trying to go to fashion university I swear to god
bloody-men-with-blue-eyes: best-of-memes: When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection I swear to god I piss myself everytime I see this on my dash. At least 10 notes are from me.
wickedvegas: goodgirl4him: I swear to God that is so fucking true…because nobody lives anywhere near me…I know this to be true. So very true. Yum. -gg WickedVegas The good thing for me…. EVERYONE eventually gets to VEGAS!!!email
tristamateer: I am going to hurt you. You are going to hurt me. But we will do it with practiced fingersand passionate mouthsand I swear to god it will be worth something.
plagueofgripes: kindahornyart: And here are the results! Freaking Phanty destroyed her competition. Guess I’ll have to plan some spooky ghost related pics now. Thanks to all of you who voted! All freaking 1074 of you. I swear to god I sure hope half
ftbarksfm: Gfycat I swear to god the more time I try to put into something the more disappoint I become with it, oh well it is what it is. I kinda decided to put the scissoring one aside for a moment since I it’s going horrible, but I will continue
royalteens: My sister is 10 and she’s standing infront of the mirror crying and complains about how fat she is and how gross her face is and I fucking swear to god I’m so fucking done and I don’t know what to do and it just fucking hurts to see
silvertons:When I was six years old, my father took me with him to the department store to buy some Christmas presents. I saw this one pair of red pumps with a four-inch heel. I swear to God, I had never seen anything quite so beautiful in my entire life.
askbiolabstrentini replied to your post: “Do not draw for Karuna-Tan! Because she is… What did you do this time? 8D And is your hair blue yet? I swear to god I didn’t do anything! XD I merely asked for another player to draw my
tempe-nightsky: If you’re playing on fRO and see Roxie (with or without Gigi) bumming around somewhere, come and say hi to me! :D I swear to god I’ve seen you. At least your name looks REALLY familiar to me.
intoxicated–unicorns: i swear to god, the next person to change this source to this photo, will be having their next period out of their nose! take your own photos and dont take credit for other peoples! omg.
Some warm-ups before working on commissions
plus2joe: john-egbert-watson: unable-to-can: Looks like he’s ready to cut some taxes. I SWEAR TO GOD TUMBLR Okay, NOW he’s really famous.
your-psychiatrist: natsangell4evr: me digging your grave My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep. WATCH IT WHILE LISTENING TO THIS I SWEAR TO GOD (opens in new tab)
cutie3pnt14159: dorkinthefreakkingdom: lmaodies: m4ge: m4ge: m4ge: watch them find a way to use this to complain about how terrible millenials are I SWEAR TO GOD ban old people from the internet old people can be idiots REASONS MILLENIALS DON’T
I just wanna say 1 thing and I swear to god I’ll leave y’all alone: If you don’t want something to trend? Stop writing it. If you repost something that you know is wrong you’re spreading false information. You’re causing something wrong to trend.
john-egbert-watson: unable-to-can: Looks like he’s ready to cut some taxes. I SWEAR TO GOD TUMBLR
stupidsexymustang: ohmytheon: stupidsexymustang: pale–quadrant: I heard you wanted to stare at Jean Havoc all day @stupidsexymustang? Well I’m happy to help :D I’M GONNA PRINT THIS OUT AND PUT IT IN MY OFFICE I SWEAR TO GOD. I saw this
I swear to god if anybody does this to my diet coke there will be hell to pay.
bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:best-of-memes:When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collectionI swear to god I piss myself everytime I see this on my dash. At least 10 notes are from me.
ursa-machina: PokéHalloween: Day 3 - Any Legendary When its life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more. These newer pokemon keep getting harder to draw, I swear to god. I like Yveltal and
ponkuno: Johnny Bravo & Samurai Jack - Johnny/Jack I’m currently in shipping hell with these two all thanks to lady @c2ndy2c1d and her post. I swear to god she uses some kind of deadly shipping dark magic to make people pair characters that you
m4ge: m4ge: watch them find a way to use this to complain about how terrible millenials are I SWEAR TO GOD
averageanduninteresting: m4ge: m4ge: m4ge: watch them find a way to use this to complain about how terrible millenials are I SWEAR TO GOD ban old people from the internet This is unreal
ctron164: torisoulphoenix: john-egbert-watson: unable-to-can: Looks like he’s ready to cut some taxes. I SWEAR TO GOD TUMBLR Gotta cut through all that conservative bullshit. Yo how much ?!!!
edithpiafofficial: cutie3pnt14159: dorkinthefreakkingdom: lmaodies: m4ge: m4ge: m4ge: watch them find a way to use this to complain about how terrible millenials are I SWEAR TO GOD ban old people from the internet old people can be idiots
breaking-dexter: So I had one of those plastic lightsaber toys that lit up, and i got my friend to wave it around while i took a few photos on a slow shutter speed with my Canon. I managed to capture this, isn’t it awesome? I swear to god that this
brendan-murphy: I think I’m scared to fall asleep and I don’t know if it’s because I’m afraid I’m going to die or because I know that when I wake up you won’t be here with me and I swear to god I don’t know what’s worse
hayleypetharley: I swear to god that Durex bottle finding anyway it can to creep into the shot xDBut never mind that! All the teasing is over, so it’s time for me to worship that BBC, I don’t think I’ve ever had my throat stretched like this before,
sharkbucks: I love you preston but I swear to god if you send me to another settlement… anyway, i hope you enjoy this comic i wrote/initially drew while intoxicated while I get back to slogging through finals.
So I was just minding my own business, playing video games when I felt a sharp pain in my upper lip. The spot I felt the pain then started to swell, and now I have a lump on my lip. I swear to god that If this is a cold sore I am going to fucking flip
prettyboyshyflizzy: lilbcup: i alwways would see these and wonder how it happens … When you say swear to god and he bring his ear close to listen to the lie you bout to tell
