sodomymcscurvylegs
NSFW Tumblr
find sodomymcscurvylegs on porn pin board
sodomymcscurvylegs clips
sodomymcscurvylegs: ethanwearsprada: beyoncespenis: a life changing 22 seconds I-C-O-N-I-C Ricki Lake was a fucking mess from beginning to end, but I LIIIVVEED for this show! LIVED!
sodomymcscurvylegs: Current Mood:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Looting in RPGs like:
sodomymcscurvylegs: When someone thinks they beat you at an argument and you line up all of your receipts to decimate them:
sodomymcscurvylegs: falloathboy: when you change your mind about getting sickening GOOD.FUCKING.BYE.
sodomymcscurvylegs: gordachica: ldltortugas: #FeelTheBern #BernieSanders BERNIE IS THE TRUTH YAS BERNIE, GO AWF BERNIE!
sodomymcscurvylegs: commongayboy: stormybro-vs-cpu: 6plant: notjackwhite: commongayboy: Sounds like Juaquin James Malphurs is afraid to let people live their lives authentically and mind his own business *sells my flocka ticket* Sis wtf?…..god
sodomymcscurvylegs: “People are naturally lazy and will never do any kind of work for free.” Minecraft Players:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Friend: Do you really let guys rim you?!Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Get a load of that dog!
sodomymcscurvylegs: Bayonetta: *Is announced for Smash Bros.*All of Us:
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you try to replay PS1 games but the nostalgia has worn off:
sodomymcscurvylegs: djtwerkland: But am I wrong tho? I APPROVE! LMFAO!
sodomymcscurvylegs: Signing up for League of Legends like:
sodomymcscurvylegs: fuckrashida: CLOCK HER
sodomymcscurvylegs: Meghan Trainor: *Releases new music* Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: When a video game boss has multiple forms:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Bottoms taking Snapchats.
sodomymcscurvylegs: banjiblackbrujo: ugh right?! Bloop.
sodomymcscurvylegs: Ru, on that elevator like:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me: Chill! Not everything is about sex!Also, me, in situations with zero relation to sex:
sodomymcscurvylegs: My gay ass playing online shooters:
sodomymcscurvylegs: kayla-na: fistopher: cynn-cynn: moruboru: what the fuck are they talking about lmAO Literally the only one that’s has a leg to stand on is Symmetra (ignoring the fact that white makeup is de rigeur for vampire costumes and
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me, when I run into people I went to high school with in public.
sodomymcscurvylegs: pleatedjeans: 16 Pet-Proof Christmas Trees LMFAOOOOO!
sodomymcscurvylegs: Sombra, online! ❤
sodomymcscurvylegs: yugglet: Growing Up Gay in The 90′s… I wanted to BE Kimberly, and I wanted to FUCK Jason.
sodomymcscurvylegs:When you catch yourself a dom top.
sodomymcscurvylegs: quorgi: mercy me did i do that CURSED IMAGE! I call bs. This was against AI.
sodomymcscurvylegs: Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!” Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you hear a child screaming and crying in public and remember you made a choice to never have kids:
sodomymcscurvylegs: NPC in Video Game: *Gossips about another NPC*Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: TWO BREAD LOAVES! ❤️
sodomymcscurvylegs: BIITTTCCCHHH!
sodomymcscurvylegs: I feel attacked!
sodomymcscurvylegs: Hawkeye Riza was THAT bitch.
sodomymcscurvylegs: yo-dawg-nice:good
sodomymcscurvylegs: Video Game: *Suggests I lower the difficulty if I’m having trouble.* Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me: *Forgets to pay a speeding ticket.* The U.S. Government: The President of the United States: *Colludes with Russia to hack the elections, doesn’t pay taxes for 18 years, scams students out of college tuition, commits treason
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you’re all bottoms but there’s only so many support characters and someone has to DPS:
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you wanna replay your favorite video game and then remember you have to play through THAT part:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me, telling thousands of strangers on the internet my deepest, darkest secrets:
sodomymcscurvylegs: winemother: greatest moment in drag race history tbh LISTEN, HER AMY WINEHOUSE WAS ICONIC!
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me: I wish I could just pick specific songs from my playlist that I wanna listen to so I didn’t have to skip so many.Me to Me: …that’s called a playlist…Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: breelandwalker: goodinthestacks: lizziekeiper: stephrc79: lionlass7: buckyonthelam: the-ice-castle: rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy paintedtapestry THIS SCENE #imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and
sodomymcscurvylegs: Come slay this monstrous bussy!
sodomymcscurvylegs: perlockholmes: notlexawoods: RIP Vine † Probably the best vine compilation I’ve seen so far I’M LOSING IT AT THE MAKEUP ONE!
sodomymcscurvylegs: arbitrary-stag: omnybus: Friendly reminder that in Wind Waker, Link’s green tunic is literally just a traditional outfit he’s supposed to wear for his “coming-of-age” ceremony, but ends up wearing for the entire storyline
sodomymcscurvylegs: han-j1: Greeting the enemy Genji like: BIG MOOD. @iamtheaardvark @metaphoricallyaraccoon
sodomymcscurvylegs: moonlightoscar:
sodomymcscurvylegs: My gay ass trying to play Paladin in an MMO:
sodomymcscurvylegs: It figures Shangela would be done dirty by a group of her peers on the FUCKING IDES OF MARCH! Julius Caesar WHOMST?! Shangela’s murder at the hands of the other girls in All Stars 3 is the biggest historical tragedy to ever happen
sodomymcscurvylegs: Ryan Murphy trying to finish a story arc:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me trying to figure out which of my mutuals are Russian operatives:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me, about to pick Easy Mode on a game because I wanna have a good fucking time:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Guy: *Spreads his ass for me*Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: pissyelliott: justsomespacedust: There, I said it. who literally ever said it was a bad game though? The straights.
sodomymcscurvylegs: Angemon and Angewomon are Gay Culture.
sodomymcscurvylegs: The first time you use a dildo and you can feel the spirit of all your ho friends supporting you:
