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sodomymcscurvylegs: When they start calling you asking you to start repayment on your student loans:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me, looking up all these terms you kids are using on Urban Dictionary so I can stay relevant:
sodomymcscurvylegs: allthesebees: broodingsoul: dinosaurseatyourpeas: thickneyspears: mentakill: thegreatgodess: celtyradfem: cocksmasher69: wildbillnye: ufowiki: woman: *talks about equality in any way* men every time: so i can hit you,
sodomymcscurvylegs:Pre-2000′s Horror Movie Trope We’ll Never See Again- Victim #1: “CALL THE POLICE!”Victim #2: “I can’t…the line’s been cut!”
sodomymcscurvylegs: sizvideos: Your life as a dogVideo
sodomymcscurvylegs:Y'all wanna be pulling receipts about something another blogger said in 2006 because it’s not that you give a single fuck about progress and changing minds and attitudes, but because you want internet brownie points for “dragging”
sodomymcscurvylegs: Tumblr staff @ my blog on December 17th:
sodomymcscurvylegs: The mods are sleep! Post female-presenting nipples!
sodomymcscurvylegs: When a video game boss has multiple forms:
sodomymcscurvylegs: a-brad-acadabra: blitzkriegfritz: Wholesome pranks That would be my nosy ass making all those faces in the back 😂😂😂😂😂
sodomymcscurvylegs: Every other character in Naruto: Here is my SUPER SPECIAL JUTSU! Rock Lee:
sodomymcscurvylegs: skrewsociety: Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me. Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:
sodomymcscurvylegs: hipsterinatardis: soratane: [Sam gets captured for the billionth time] Lara Croft materialized outside of the video game and took a selfie and nothing can convince me otherwise. I thought this was a render at first! HOLY SHIT!
sodomymcscurvylegs: I owed you guys and gals and non-gender binary pals one of these, since I’ve gotten a lot of underwear from my wish list mailed and haven’t really had the chance or the time to show them off. ❤
sodomymcscurvylegs: kristenwiiggle:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!” Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Everyone: Can Tumblr please get rid of these porn bots that keep following me?! Me, watching my follower count artificially inflate:
sodomymcscurvylegs: When someone thinks they beat you at an argument and you line up all of your receipts to decimate them:
sodomymcscurvylegs: heraldino: Was going to shave before I post this… But I figured it’s better to leave the hair for accuracy. #me #muscles #workout #transformation #beard #inked #tattoo #hairy 💪🏻😜👍 Your progress is great, my friend!
sodomymcscurvylegs:Blooregard Q. Kazoo, reading bitches to filth since the dawn of time.
sodomymcscurvylegs: There’s no mess to clean up if you swallow.
sodomymcscurvylegs: When your hole is super tight but he’s still determined:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Remember in the 90′s where we went through a phase where all electronics had transparent casing? Shit was WILD! I want this today! Fuck “rose gold” or whatever, give me a transparent smartphone so I can directly stare daggers
sodomymcscurvylegs: davidalleynes: @anotherdebutante
sodomymcscurvylegs: This video gave me pink eye.
sodomymcscurvylegs: wired-infornography: Incredible. Post of the Year!
sodomymcscurvylegs: really-grindr: The perfect way to handle fem-a-phobes. This is fucking heroic! God bless!
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sodomymcscurvylegs: barber-butt: Oh man……. 😇😇😇😇😇 You disgust me, sir! A licorice lollipop?! REALLY?!<3
sodomymcscurvylegs: jarelion: hittin that chamber of secrets BYE!
sodomymcscurvylegs: Friend: Do you really let guys rim you?!Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you’re fingering him so good he clenches:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Because Dogs.My Commentary: HONESTLY, THESE SUBMISSIONS YOU GUYS ARE MAKING WITH YOUR DOGS ARE MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER! TRULY, THANK YOU!
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me, at Age 20: Ew, why would anyone wanna eat ass?! That’s so gross! I’m never, ever, ever eating ass!Life:
sodomymcscurvylegs: madddscience: madddscience: Reddit is tracking down the graphic designer who made the “jazzy 90s” image. They found her! She looks EXACTLY how I pictured someone who made this pattern would look like.
sodomymcscurvylegs: namelessenemy: squeakyfoam: fuck you I hate you aren’t you smart
sodomymcscurvylegs: When a video game has co-op but your friend is fucking terrible at it:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Dragon Age Dialogue Wheel: “I respectfully disagree.” Actual Voiced Dialogue: “Fuck you, you piece of shit! You’re wrong and the entire Inquisition hates you!”Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: absolum-art: Sins Of The FatherFinally I was able to finish the colors for my Big boss pic :) This is SO good! 😍
sodomymcscurvylegs: oppidenos: motheramari: goinggohinggone: I’m laughing so hard cause some people found this male model who looks like Soldier 76 and Twitter is going crazy about it I mean look at him Here, have the other images that go with
sodomymcscurvylegs: dizdoodz: 👑Empoleon👑 #Pokemon #gijinka #empoleon #nsfw #nsfwart #bara #dizdoodz #sketch BLEEESSSS
sodomymcscurvylegs: When bae asks you to eat his ass for the firs–NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, I CAN’T DO THIS! THIS .GIF IS TOO PURE TO TAINT WITH THIS KIND OF SIN:
sodomymcscurvylegs: nesteasill: churpix: widowjörn“Step into my turret fire.” said the spider to the fly. @gabriielreyes If I have to see this, so does everyone else!
sodomymcscurvylegs: When Ganon wants the Triforce but you got the third piece:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Gay Porn Blog Caption: “This is how a FAGGOT deserves to be treated!”Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: octocamo: autohaste: his/hers Is this FF XIV?
sodomymcscurvylegs: I love being gay!
sodomymcscurvylegs: The first time a guy slaps his dick on your face and realize you’re into it:
sodomymcscurvylegs: the-future-now: “You want to talk history, be prepared to be schooled.” (via) follow @the-future-now “P.S. Get fucked.”BYYYYEEEEE!
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you block me but I still appear on your dashboard:
sodomymcscurvylegs: When your skinny jeans are too tight and even your homie is struggling to help you put them on:
sodomymcscurvylegs: yourdisco: gothseparatism: dykeboots: fortooate: car0den: fortooate: i am so fuking happy about luigi tennis does Luigi have a big dick I can’t tell that’s the beauty part some rough work reveals that luigi may be
sodomymcscurvylegs: Story Time: in 2012, when I still lived in Florida, I used to work for a credit union, and I had the absolute worst manager and assistant manager. They were sloppy, lazy, and offloaded their work onto other people. No biggie; I’m
sodomymcscurvylegs: Okay, but this is more historically accurate than 300.
sodomymcscurvylegs: she-ramen: the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline This is literally the best video the internet has ever produced. Now available in toy form.
sodomymcscurvylegs: gaysemiotics: mypeoplesprincess: bloop! OBLITERATED BITCH I’M ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
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