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sodomymcscurvylegs: frostedpuffs: we’re watching big hero 6 in my class and we were at that part where hiro and baymax were in the portal and everyone is so quiet except for my teacher who mumbles “if that fuckin robot dies i’m burning this movie”
sodomymcscurvylegs: Trump is president and Blake Shelton is sexiest man alive. This is the year of “no qualifications needed.” Get your dream job today!
sodomymcscurvylegs: skrewsociety:Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me. Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:
sodomymcscurvylegs:Me as an orange. @psychoxknyte @rageomega @newantihero
sodomymcscurvylegs: My Bank Account: Ummm… you’re in the negative… Me: Ummm… I reblogged money Chihuahua, so jot that down…
sodomymcscurvylegs: coconutwatersheetmask: rosesinthesummer: coconutwatersheetmask: Tops be exactly like farmers what exactly were u thinking when u typed this out Ploughing things
sodomymcscurvylegs: Remember in the 90′s where we went through a phase where all electronics had transparent casing? Shit was WILD! I want this today! Fuck “rose gold” or whatever, give me a transparent smartphone so I can directly stare daggers
sodomymcscurvylegs: clapricorn: oikjgujgjgjhgjgjhgj @psychoxknyte know someone? 😂
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you warn him you’re tight but he tries to go to town immediately anyway:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Historians: …well, we can’t really say these historical figures were “gay,” because “gay” and “homosexual” are very modern identities. In different times people had very different views of sexuality. Me: …so, by
sodomymcscurvylegs: Y'all must have a huge vampire problem in Texas because every gas station in this state has a wall of crosses for sale.
sodomymcscurvylegs: Technically more accurate than 300.
sodomymcscurvylegs: Forcing yourself to go back to New Leaf like:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Dolly is a national treasure, TBH.
sodomymcscurvylegs: 4gifs: 1 wow please Is this Animal Crossing?!
sodomymcscurvylegs: School of the Wolf (ft. My Boobies and Derp Face).
sodomymcscurvylegs: yagtoon: “Ike & Little Mac” for rouenx, enjoy! :) [SWEATS NERVOUSLY]
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me, at Age 20: Ew, why would anyone wanna eat ass?! That’s so gross! I’m never, ever, ever eating ass!Life:
sodomymcscurvylegs: crisnait: 😎 My mom, when I call her out on her lies in front of la visita!
sodomymcscurvylegs: Someone literally just blogged a dick covered in poo on my dashboard!
sodomymcscurvylegs: Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!” Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: staringouttosea: Raven as Ursula Biiiiiiitch! BYE! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you’re trying to have fun in a video game and the developers throw a timed mission at you:
sodomymcscurvylegs: suprememoroi: the one in the winnie the pooh shirt was the real beyonce here Yas henny, hit dem high notes!
sodomymcscurvylegs: Gay porn blog commentary is so ugly and next level, and that’s why I can’t be bothered to read it. Every time I find some shit like: “I waited for daddy with my bussy gaping so he could fuck me after he fucked my mother!”
sodomymcscurvylegs: I’m sCREAMING! @chesschirebacon finished my James Vega commission and it is PERFECTION! HOW CAN ONE PERSON BE SO TALENTED? 😍👌😍👌
sodomymcscurvylegs: When the shower curtain touches you:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Video Game: *Suggests I lower the difficulty if I’m having trouble.* Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me: Honestly, I don’t have time for drama… Friend: Gurl, leT ME TELL YOU! Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: acquaintedwithrask: gothdolphin: this is a jenga tower of problems snakes are manifesting in my house physically Tag yourself: I’m the beastiality!
sodomymcscurvylegs: precumming: lindsaychrist: canadianslut: Iconic tbh this hurts me ur fav could never “Steep Me Maybe”
sodomymcscurvylegs: My favorite thing about Francois Sagat isn’t just that he’s beautiful, it’s that he does the most interesting photo shoots. Most attractive guys are like: “Here’s this sepia-filtered pic of me in underwear in a forest!”
sodomymcscurvylegs:Me, when I run into people I went to high school with in public.
sodomymcscurvylegs:Every time we talk about Trump’s cabinet, it gets progressively worse. Like, Trump is trash, but Pence is worse, and Bannon is even worse than either. It’s like one giant matryoshka doll of human shit stains.
sodomymcscurvylegs: snatchtt: babyfairy: voulair: mariah is being paid to promote some gym and look @ her shoes i hate her @zamaron @c-bassmeow @masclanafan MOM.
sodomymcscurvylegs: bearinmke: polyglotfrog: scorpiophobia: shei5zahir: The world @ America. So many things kill me in this video: 1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning 2. How she says “I am confusion” 3. The way she says “explain”
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you let the child at the party who asks if you got games on your phone borrow your phone and they sit there like:
sodomymcscurvylegs: surprisebitch: fluffyrabidkitten: tdrloid: yourbrothershotfriend: souldew: traumatizedofficial: guyfier: which spongebob character is the white gay friend larry the lobster next question larry is that type of gay w/ masc4masc
sodomymcscurvylegs: When my team keeps running straight into the same camping Bastion like ducks in a row:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Channing Tatum is pure furry bait in Jupiter Ascending. BYE!
sodomymcscurvylegs: NPC in Video Game: *Gossips about another NPC*Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me, prepping to bottom:
sodomymcscurvylegs:The “I Put a Spell on You” number in Hocus Pocus is gay culture.
sodomymcscurvylegs: Game Tutorial: “You can move from cover to cover without being seen by pressing the right stick in the direction of new cover and pressing the action button.”Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you encounter an enemy monster in an RPG that griefed you, but you’re now 50 levels higher and overkill it in a fit of pettiness:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Okay, but this is more historically accurate than 300.
sodomymcscurvylegs: yamino: archewill: *smoke emiting from clenched fist* woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!! *ring melts off woman’s hand* woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr.. woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* I read
sodomymcscurvylegs: rupaulie: rupaulie: my superpower is shooting things from my anus at mach one speeds
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sodomymcscurvylegs: The first time a guy slaps his dick on your face and realize you’re into it:
sodomymcscurvylegs:God watching me make my life immediately worse.
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you block someone but they somehow still manage to appear on your dash:
sodomymcscurvylegs: sizvideos: Your life as a dog Video
sodomymcscurvylegs: abbiegoth: zerotide: darling-highness: fuzzykitty01: I didn’t understand the joke until I learned Honey was Latina. it would have been so much easier to understand if, you know, they actually made her look latina So you’d
sodomymcscurvylegs:aelum:IM CRYING I DIDNT THINK IT’D WORK#RUDEwuigge is 2 op :/
sodomymcscurvylegs: Forcing yourself to go back to New Leaf like: <3
sodomymcscurvylegs: upnorth777: awokenjirachi: tarynel: open-plan-infinity: dialgay: last-bi-in-town: open-plan-infinity: i need to leave this planet Take me with you Always wanted to pick up the flute Somebody get me a booty flute! bye
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