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sodomymcscurvylegs: mrtwentington: 11 year old me was pissed at this revelation A hundred-thousand years will pass and I will never get over the genius of this scene!
sodomymcscurvylegs: Everybody: “Really?! Sexual attraction to cartoon animals?! What is wrong with furries?!”Everybody After the Dancing Tigers in Zootopia:
sodomymcscurvylegs:Y'all wanna be pulling receipts about something another blogger said in 2006 because it’s not that you give a single fuck about progress and changing minds and attitudes, but because you want internet brownie points for “dragging”
sodomymcscurvylegs: bestkindofbender: iguanamouth: onwardtorakichi: kil9: fullmetal alchemist au where ed binds al’s soul to a fursuit I love this primarily because it would require that Hohenheim collected fursuits in his basement DELETE
sodomymcscurvylegs: Tumblr: “The signs as —” Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: beyonslayed: Get the strap cause aunty Maxine not playing LEGENDARY
sodomymcscurvylegs: If only I could wear this around like my Witcher medallion. Thanks to my wonderful friend Keith for the gift. Although, I have a slight feeling that arbitrary-stag is going to get just a bit more enjoyment out of it than me.
sodomymcscurvylegs: When BAE shoots his load unannounced but your reflexes are faster:
sodomymcscurvylegs: When he’s never had a power bottom before and you go in for the kill and leave him SHOOK:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me three milliseconds after I nut.
sodomymcscurvylegs: Flamingos take refuge in a bathroom at Miami-Metro Zoo, Sept. 14, 1999 as tropical-storm force winds from Hurricane Floyd approached the Miami area. No, this is how all Florida bathrooms look.
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you hear a child screaming and crying in public and remember you made a choice to never have kids:
sodomymcscurvylegs:Okay, but this is more historically accurate than 300.
sodomymcscurvylegs:Pre-2000′s Horror Movie Trope We’ll Never See Again- Victim #1: “CALL THE POLICE!”Victim #2: “I can’t…the line’s been cut!”
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you’re going to the movies and you have to sneak all of your snacks in your asshole and your friend asks for a bottle of water:
sodomymcscurvylegs: “Why do you keep reblogging your own selfies?”
sodomymcscurvylegs: the-hardcorecasual: How your character looks in the character creator How they look in the game @bioware
sodomymcscurvylegs: weavemama: triggeredmedia: weavemama: statistics: America has the worst mass shooting problem in the world and it’s not getting any better trump supporter: so we give people more guns? You believe guns cause mass shootings?
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me: *Forgets to pay a speeding ticket.* The U.S. Government: The President of the United States: *Colludes with Russia to hack the elections, doesn’t pay taxes for 18 years, scams students out of college tuition, commits treason
sodomymcscurvylegs: panic-volkushka:Clients’ names and personal information have been omitted to retain their privacy.
sodomymcscurvylegs:Hawkeye Riza was THAT bitch.
sodomymcscurvylegs: Y'all wanna be pulling receipts about something another blogger said in 2006 because it’s not that you give a single fuck about progress and changing minds and attitudes, but because you want internet brownie points for “dragging”
sodomymcscurvylegs: The cognitive dissonance caused by a society that tells its children to “follow their dreams” through messages in films, literature, etc. and then punishes them for not choosing safe, money making careers in adulthood is fascinating,
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me, when Sophia and the other androids give me the best pod and life in their makeshift matrix because I didn’t mouth off to our incoming robot overlords before the android revolution:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Dolly is a national treasure, TBH.
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me: Okay, time to finish this game’s main story! Me to Me: Do all the sidequests instead until you burn yourself out and quit the game forever!
sodomymcscurvylegs: “The Disney Princesses as…” “….these classics reimagined as Tim Burton styled…”
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me, prepping to bottom:
sodomymcscurvylegs: princessvexus: princessvexus: With comments like “The Big Bang Theory is blackface for nerds” and “Ready Player One is the Black Panther for nerds” I’m convinced that nerd culture is pretending like having a few obsessions
sodomymcscurvylegs: My Bank Account: Ummm… you’re in the negative… Me: Ummm… I reblogged money Chihuahua, so jot that down…
sodomymcscurvylegs: tranarchist: memser: c-elebutante: real-housewives-of-neotokyo: snatchedweaves: rigaya: zednanrefkcaj: My energy im the girl EAT THE RICH Who is she I adore her okay literally who is she why doesn’t she have her
sodomymcscurvylegs: d1rtypaws: Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark! tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person* Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: …feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN
sodomymcscurvylegs: Fox News out here bout to put The Onion out of business with headlines like this.
sodomymcscurvylegs: beowulfs-booty-call: surprisebitch: when you need to be at comic con by 5 but voting polls close at 4 In the name of the moon… I’ll vote you out!
sodomymcscurvylegs:I’M HOLLERING
sodomymcscurvylegs: kidkendoll: bitcheslovepearls: verylilpimpin: flinnyfloo: localstarboy: Her reaction to getting caught cheating is the funniest thing ever 😂😂😂😂😂 Crying Bruh I’ve seen this while episode is it literally
sodomymcscurvylegs: zombiebabe: Happy Valentine’s Day The longer after Valentine’s Day you reblog this the funnier it gets.
sodomymcscurvylegs: secondclassvines: I forgot this was the opening line to Chun Li and this TOOK ME TF OUT! lkashdksjahfkashfdkhasfjhkaskjd
sodomymcscurvylegs: Seeing people on social media who are all “idk I don’t know if I’d vote for this Democrat if they get the nomination” when the other guy is literally running concentration camps:
sodomymcscurvylegs:Happy Labor Day! Capitalism is a SCAM! :)
sodomymcscurvylegs: When the working class finally unites and takes out the rich.
sodomymcscurvylegs: startorrent02: mozzarella-sticks: an absolute mood “Terrorize heterosexual love” 💀💀💀 This is why Shrek was so amazing at release.
sodomymcscurvylegs: Blooregard Q. Kazoo, reading bitches to filth since the dawn of time.
sodomymcscurvylegs: uppitylittlehomo: pulmoes: Spot the difference The picture on the right shows something of value and use.
sodomymcscurvylegs:Imagine how incredible Heaven smells when you all cleanse yourselves of your sins and reach salvation. Imagine that.
sodomymcscurvylegs:Me: Being judgmental is toxic and I refuse to partake in this kind of negativity!Someone: *Has a rat tail*Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: When my followers ask me what I do in my spare time:When my family asks me what I do in my spare time:
sodomymcscurvylegs: mysharona1987: There is no part of this diatribe that is not amazing or 100% true. Emblazon this shit across the entire sky for the world to see!Don’t get me started on our bullshit concepts of “work ethic.”
sodomymcscurvylegs: sizvideos: Your life as a dogVideo
sodomymcscurvylegs: A power bottom is created when two bottoms have sex and rub their butts together so hard that the electrical charge they create can be used to power the citywide grid for several days.
sodomymcscurvylegs: My Friends: What’s your dream job?Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Someone: *Drags a female pop artist.* Me: Honestly, this culture of dragging female pop stars is kind of rude and unnecessary! And, another thing –! *10,000 Word Essay* Someone: *Drags Katy Perry* Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: When your mirror betrays you and makes you think you look cute before your camera brings you back to reality:
sodomymcscurvylegs: whythatsbullshit: gehayi: heylookitsarevolution: wikdsushi: iammyfather: ayellowbirds: northcoastbear: straightallies: haydrion: straightallies: I hope one day that history looks back on ronald reagan as one of the 20th
sodomymcscurvylegs: neuroxin: rocketmermaid: demon-witchling: kwonnie: I had to do it Blessed video. impeccable. Art. Put this in the MOMA! ❤
