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sodomymcscurvylegs: DJ Khaled: “I just don’t give oral, I only receive it. The rules are different for men!” Me, Walking Out of the Room After Eating My Boyfriend’s Ass for 2 and a Half Hours:
sodomymcscurvylegs: thotbotsuperstar: uglybagofmostlywater: scienceofsarcasm: Tweet [x] Story being quoted [x] So I think the author, Noah Berlatsky, is now officially the real life Larry. we can’t even have one show jfc The fact that there are
sodomymcscurvylegs: Everybody: “Really?! Sexual attraction to cartoon animals?! What is wrong with furries?!”Everybody After the Dancing Tigers in Zootopia:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me: Okay, time to finish this game’s main story! Me to Me: Do all the sidequests instead until you burn yourself out and quit the game forever!
sodomymcscurvylegs:Gays don’t block in video games. We dodge roll or we die. Blocking is for straight people.
sodomymcscurvylegs: Nintendo doing a “sale”
sodomymcscurvylegs: bloodybookworm: jumpingjacktrash: ham4sprwholck: Way too many parents need to learn the difference between “a child being disrespectful” and “a human person expressing an opinion that differs from theirs” my mom had a nice
sodomymcscurvylegs:starkillerrx:minority-privilege:shybutnotsilent:meme-lord-mcgee:arlluk:there are actual people out there who want to genetically modify carnivores so they no longer eat other animals im going to fly away from this planet goodbyeyeah
sodomymcscurvylegs: A collection. ;p
sodomymcscurvylegs: Why not?
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me, getting ready to cook on Christmas morning:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me, getting anon hate and turning it into humor so I can expand my brand and keep up my image:
sodomymcscurvylegs: breelandwalker: goodinthestacks: lizziekeiper: stephrc79: lionlass7: buckyonthelam: the-ice-castle: rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy paintedtapestry THIS SCENE #imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and
sodomymcscurvylegs: Tumblr staff @ my blog on December 17th:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Dolly is a national treasure, TBH.
sodomymcscurvylegs: Who trying to lay down in a shower tho? That’s when you got too much money
sodomymcscurvylegs: Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!” Me: Not gonna lie, I miss having both.
sodomymcscurvylegs: Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!” Me: I love my kids, but I do miss having money and having peace and quiet.
sodomymcscurvylegs: If you don’t think sexism had anything do with one of the most qualified candidates in recent history losing to THE most underqualified opponent to ever win a nomination for a major political party in this nation, boy let mE TELL
sodomymcscurvylegs: werebottom: krishnathekumar: This satire was made 20 years ago. Old school Madtv was spot on Literal Trump supporters. Deadass
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you’re trying to quietly fart in a friend’s bathroom and the toilet bowl be like:
sodomymcscurvylegs: inkskinned: As an educator, I hate the bell curve system, but I really hate teachers who say, “You won’t get an A in my class.” It’s not just because it causes students to begin the semester with a feeling that they will
sodomymcscurvylegs:Trump is president and Blake Shelton is sexiest man alive. This is the year of “no qualifications needed.” Get your dream job today! Shit, let me go be lead engineer at General Motors right quick, qualifications a thing of the
sodomymcscurvylegs:Real talk, though, because it needs to be said: as much as we all joke that porn was the only good thing this place had left, the reality is that it being the only place where one could regularly engage with and promote sexual content
sodomymcscurvylegs: Tumblr staff @ my blog on December 17th: The first two years of my seven yo blog are straight up porn. Guess I’m getting shut tf down bc I refuse to go back and delete all that shit.
sodomymcscurvylegs: mizreesecup: werebottom: krishnathekumar: This satire was made 20 years ago. Old school Madtv was spot on Omg Proof that the right in this country hasn’t budged an inch in decades when it comes to social progress.
sodomymcscurvylegs:Okay, but this is more historically accurate than 300.
sodomymcscurvylegs: Navy SEALS.
sodomymcscurvylegs: Quads are improving. :)
sodomymcscurvylegs: I Won’t Say I’m in Love: *Plays* Me: *AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING THE PART OF THE MUSES AND MEGARA AT THE SAME TIME*
sodomymcscurvylegs:Blooregard Q. Kazoo, reading bitches to filth since the dawn of time.
sodomymcscurvylegs: Being an adult is realizing that ŭ,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
sodomymcscurvylegs: Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!” Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: biancahaylock: Bianca Del Rio: Proving you don’t have to tear others down to be secure in your own talent Bianca is a gift, honestly.
sodomymcscurvylegs: pussylightlytoasted: michaelmakesanentrance: if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic I’m both of these people.
sodomymcscurvylegs: robeblr: onlyblackgirl: geekandmisandry: harpnotes: If the straight girls in this scenario leave, gay men aren’t going to magically appear. The bar will just be empty, the bartenders will make less money, and if it keeps up
sodomymcscurvylegs: Blooregard Q. Kazoo, reading bitches to filth since the dawn of time.
sodomymcscurvylegs: My gay ass casting Avada Kedavra at the Battle of Hogwarts:
sodomymcscurvylegs: heiseland: Are you a wizard ? … What the fuck kind of Xena Warrior Princess bullshit is this?!
sodomymcscurvylegs: mrtwentington: 11 year old me was pissed at this revelation A hundred-thousand years will pass and I will never get over the genius of this scene!
sodomymcscurvylegs: [AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.][AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]
sodomymcscurvylegs: sizvideos: Your life as a dogVideo
sodomymcscurvylegs: spoonmeb: dean-and-samwinchester: jennytrout: mrs-n-uzumaki: skipperthekangaroo: mrs-n-uzumaki: When you discover that these two: Were married in Love Actually is that more or less shocking than the fact that these two
sodomymcscurvylegs: baptiz3d-byfire: WHO IS THIS Scott Evans. Chris Evans’ openly gay brother.
sodomymcscurvylegs: moonemojii: When your favorite part of your favorite song is about to come This is a spiritual experience. neishhhis it be’s like that sometime! Lol.
sodomymcscurvylegs: vorticity007: supaslim: Guys, let me tell you about orcas. Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller
sodomymcscurvylegs: 1000-rat-corpses: sensorium139: I REALLY love the leg lamp guy and the Shining Twins omfg. Best. that fucking che guevara shirt The shirt. *DEEEEAAADDD*
sodomymcscurvylegs: I find this less frightening because it could be a creepy window clown and more frightening because it could be juggalo.
sodomymcscurvylegs: Except that Korra was never a strong and developed Avatar. She couldn’t even bend air, she fucking sucked at bending water, too. And Asami is hardly a side history female character. I’ll give you Mako, though. Ew.
sodomymcscurvylegs: *Grabby Hands*
sodomymcscurvylegs: arkhane: Gargoyles 90’s cartoon: Goliath, Elisa Maza, Demona, Hudson, Lexington, Broadway, Brooklyn and Bronx. Illustrations by DigitalTofu
sodomymcscurvylegs: dotcore: Gamer Girl.by Samuel Deats. via Xombie Dirge. Literally the best thing ever. <3
sodomymcscurvylegs: i-came-from-the-brotherhood: Pill The Wisdom Toilet, obviously, because it can teach me how to make the most of these things.
sodomymcscurvylegs: goldenheartedrose: crayolagoddess: virulentmalapropisms: murtunacaptor: baliset: zillydun: saccharinescorpion: okay so this is totally awesome and sweet but i can’t help but be a little confused and intrigued as to the meaning
sodomymcscurvylegs: Literally one of the greatest things I’ve come across on Tumblr. I’m dying to play D&D and you guys have no idea how badly! OMG!P.S. Died at “Lady Gaga”.
sodomymcscurvylegs: gaksdesigns: “Tearful” by Christina K No. Absolutely not. What even — ?
sodomymcscurvylegs: georgetakei: Rabble, rabble, rabble. For the love of all that is good and decent, someone shop Vega’s and Liara’s faces on these!
sodomymcscurvylegs: My life.
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