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sodomymcscurvylegs: tsukinehime: Bonus: im so sorry I’M CLOCKING OUT OF LIFE!
sodomymcscurvylegs: abbiegoth: zerotide: darling-highness: fuzzykitty01: I didn’t understand the joke until I learned Honey was Latina. it would have been so much easier to understand if, you know, they actually made her look latina So you’d
sodomymcscurvylegs:starkillerrx:minority-privilege:shybutnotsilent:meme-lord-mcgee:arlluk:there are actual people out there who want to genetically modify carnivores so they no longer eat other animals im going to fly away from this planet goodbyeyeah
sodomymcscurvylegs: breelandwalker: goodinthestacks: lizziekeiper: stephrc79: lionlass7: buckyonthelam: the-ice-castle: rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy paintedtapestry THIS SCENE #imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and
sodomymcscurvylegs: Never got to show these off before. :)
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me, when I run into people I went to high school with in public.
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you try to replay PS1 games but the nostalgia has worn off:
sodomymcscurvylegs: NPC in Video Game: *Gossips about another NPC*Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you wanna replay your favorite video game and then remember you have to play through THAT part:
sodomymcscurvylegs: lesbianrey: pacific rim is transformers movies for gays so jot that down
sodomymcscurvylegs: When a video game boss has multiple forms:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Alexios and Kassandra have access to the exact same armor sets EXCEPT FOR ONE, where Kassandra gets the Amazonian set full of LESBIAN POWER and Alexios gets the Achilles set who is the BIGGEST BOTTOM in all of ancient Greek myth.
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you’re trying to have fun in a video game and the developers throw a timed mission at you:
sodomymcscurvylegs: gaylor-moon: nomehablen2: shut up lmfaoooooooooo I THINK ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME NO PUEDO CON ESTO!
sodomymcscurvylegs: mrtwentington: 11 year old me was pissed at this revelation A hundred-thousand years will pass and I will never get over the genius of this scene!
sodomymcscurvylegs: The cognitive dissonance caused by a society that tells its children to “follow their dreams” through messages in films, literature, etc. and then punishes them for not choosing safe, money making careers in adulthood is fascinating,
sodomymcscurvylegs: not-mitchell: blue-author: soradiesinkh3: autumnyte: collapsed: my hero I was worried that the cleaner might have lost her job over this, but apparently the company that employs her stood up for her and said she was just doing
sodomymcscurvylegs:notfuckingcishet: unquietpirate: sizvideos: Source: Siz iOS app - Video :D Too perfect. This is what a next level educator looks like. BLESS THIS MAN!
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me, at every video game loading screen ever:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Forcing yourself to go back to New Leaf like:
sodomymcscurvylegs: [AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.][AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]
sodomymcscurvylegs: Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!” Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: “People are naturally lazy and will never do any kind of work for free.” Minecraft Players:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Back when consoles had memory cards and you couldn’t fit everything in them so you had to sit there and choose which save file to delete:
sodomymcscurvylegs: bestkindofbender: iguanamouth: onwardtorakichi: kil9: fullmetal alchemist au where ed binds al’s soul to a fursuit I love this primarily because it would require that Hohenheim collected fursuits in his basement DELETE
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me: I have nothing to play.My Extensive Backlog of Unbeaten Games:
sodomymcscurvylegs: sizvideos: Your life as a dog Video
sodomymcscurvylegs: I’M HOLLERING
sodomymcscurvylegs: ryanphantom: ME, EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE THIS IS A CALLOUT POST
sodomymcscurvylegs: c-bassmeow: I am screaming very loudly DIOS MIO Miss Judge was GAGGING, HENNY!
sodomymcscurvylegs: angrywocunited: grrspit: ipomoeaj: jean-luc-gohard: the-goddamazon: We know why. Don’t forget Charlie Sheen. He’s been arrested for domestic violence at least six times and shot a woman. With a gun. And he’s still got
sodomymcscurvylegs: Looting in RPGs like:
sodomymcscurvylegs:Blooregard Q. Kazoo, reading bitches to filth since the dawn of time.
sodomymcscurvylegs: r-prinz: not-mitchell: blue-author: soradiesinkh3: autumnyte: collapsed: my hero I was worried that the cleaner might have lost her job over this, but apparently the company that employs her stood up for her and said she was
sodomymcscurvylegs: Something important happened in the hand egg ritual because the heterosexuals next door are screaming.
sodomymcscurvylegs: WHY IS THIS ME?!
sodomymcscurvylegs: My Family: What are your plans for the future?Me:
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you’re trying to quietly fart in a friend’s bathroom and the toilet bowl be like:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me: I really wanna know how the development of Mass Effect: Andromeda is going.Bioware:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me, realizing that Hillary is the obvious best candidate for presidency of the two, but also realizing that she’s not the person I ideally want in office and that American elections are a sham of corporate greed and the funny memes
sodomymcscurvylegs: When karma finally gets her shit together and comes for someone awful, and you don’t want to be Petty™, but you’re lowkey happy they got their Comeuppance™:
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you catch yourself a dom top. Lawl
sodomymcscurvylegs: Gwen Stefani: This shit is bananas!Me: B̷̥͔̹͢-͏̡͕̰̹̩̭͟A̷̧͚̺͈̙͖͙-̩̙̬̲̘̞̝̝N̡̗̺̱̥̥͞-̖̳̲̺̕͢Ą̴̤̦͖̥̖͟-̀͢҉̫̖̫̺N̰̲̠͚̲̥-͍̺̠̞̞͎̖̠͡A̢̦̜̲-͔̮̰̬̹̀͢S̷̖̩͚̰͈̩!̷͎̮̰̜̕
sodomymcscurvylegs: Literally so horny. UGH. Same thou
sodomymcscurvylegs: When he’s never had a power bottom before and you go in for the kill and leave him SHOOK:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Send me your ho stories or confessions on anon and I’ll post them later today!
sodomymcscurvylegs: @arbitrary-stag
sodomymcscurvylegs: “My mom needs the phone, so I gotta log off for bit. BRB.”
sodomymcscurvylegs: The first time a guy slaps his dick on your face and realize you’re into it:
sodomymcscurvylegs: cummymonster: timekitt: Who is this cutie and how do i date them? that’s lorde Shashdhsgsgsg SHUT
sodomymcscurvylegs: yg-ou: yg-ou: from this thread, the majority of the threaded comments were dumb sex jokes in response to op’s answers but i felt this was worth preserving
sodomymcscurvylegs: skrewsociety: Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me. Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you’re tired of doing sidequests in a video game and hear an NPC in the distance say “Can you help me, please?!”:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me: I’m not here to please anybody, so jot that down.Also me, someone with a desperate need to make others laugh:
sodomymcscurvylegs: indica-illusions: Peggy is THAT bitch Me, when I get anon hate.
sodomymcscurvylegs: prasejeebus: Me waiting for Ariana Grande to drop “Sweetener” zcsxfasfaaezd
