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amityra: surejan-jpeg: bill-11b: sizvideos: Discover PlayDate, the world’s first pet camera in a smart ball. Get more information here @low-key-lyesmith Oh….my….God This is simultaneously the most stupid/frivolous item ever and the most
did-you-kno: This liquid is boiling and freezing simultaneously because it’s reaching its ‘triple point,’ which is the temperature and pressure at which three phases of a substance (gas, liquid, and solid) co-exist in equilibrium. Source
female-anti-feminist: gnumblr: Why are these so accurate this is mind blowing I am simultaneously all of these
inanimates: are u ever simultaneously having a good time and on the verge of an extreme mental breakdown Every-god-damm-day
ammit420: ammit420: I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming “fiiiinally, i can add a sentence to my resumé“
griffys: you: astrology isn’t real me, pointing to every scorpio simultaneously: then explain THIS
stratisxx: The Athens fires were purposely set. 15 fires started simultaneously. 100+ dead, 1500 houses burned. The fire reached the coast in minutes and obliterated entire suburbs. Most likely it was Turkish terrorism, or maybe it was arson so the
meanttobreed: All the work is done. We allowed a simultaneous orgasm to overtake us and allow our DNA to combine. Now we just gently kiss with as the warmth of his body spreads through mine.
femsubdenial: cruelskitten: Play Party Fantasy I really want to be cotopped simultaneously by three men. One has the remote to the egg on my clit. He’s in the audience. I’ll never know who he is. Only that its his job to keep me on edge. One has
tyleroakley: trappedinpiss: man buys animatronic band from chuckee cheese and programs it to perform “pop, lock, and drop it” Simultaneously terrifying and mystifying.
typette: thequietpagan: bywandandsword: Fucking shit This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying. oh this is cute, it’s like something out of gunnerkrigg court or bracklewoo-OHHH SHIT THIS. This just made me scream
chissyrulez:vinegod:First guy to simultaneously click his tongue & point, scared the fuck out of everyone involved. by Matt PostDEAD
spicy-vagina-tacos:*absolutely loves being dominated and being put in my place in bed and simultaneously holds massive independent feminist ideologies and self respect*
master-at-arms: Simultaneously…
littlelaneykink: controllinginterest: She’d never been put in a diaper so thick, before. It was simultaneously fascinating and mortifying.She just couldn’t control her curiosity, rubbing her hands over the outside. It never had occurred to her that
jaclcfrost: i have no concept of what is too much affection or too little affection like it constantly feels like i’m somehow simultaneously doing both too much and not enough with every single person i come into contact with and that’s a real party
deebott: did-you-kno: This liquid is boiling and freezing simultaneously because it’s reaching its ‘triple point,’ which is the temperature and pressure at which three phases of a substance (gas, liquid, and solid) co-exist in equilibrium. Source
hottestreblogvids: luvtohearumoan: Lesbian Lovers - Hot Tribbing to Simultaneous Orgasms! Re reblog
paqistan: “im a girl and i don’t wear make up!!! honestly i don’t get girls who…. it’s so stupid” congrats, u have made every boy in the room simultaneously bust a nut, you are now better than every girl who has ever worn make up. every
the-jacinth-song: typette: thequietpagan: bywandandsword: Fucking shit This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying. oh this is cute, it’s like something out of gunnerkrigg court or bracklewoo-OHHH SHIT The Dog Park
bloxs: Yh I’m creeped out by how Ariana Grande is sexualised and also made to look like a child simultaneously. Whoever is marketing her needs to stop it.
cita-spectre:I hate AND love her simultaneously.
ileftmyheartinwesteros:I’m going to have a baby. It’s official. Thanks you guys so much I’m simultaneously excited and exhausted 🥰🌻😊 I’m sure I’ll post more when I know more.
Now, I am at a different type of rock bottom. I am the happiest I have ever been and simultaneously the most unhappy I’ve ever been.
skq: ice queen and precious fairy simultaneously
daniellemertina: sheabutterbitch: sheabutterbitch: A group of black women in 1977 coined the term Women of Color, so seeing people use this terminology while simultaneously spewing anti-black rhetoric is fucking wild intersectionality, was also a
2tryanything: sundbunz: The 3-way simultaneous orgasm is tough… We almost nailed it this time. More power to you!
mybigmaturetits:These photos were from a very large photograph me/fuck me session where I was surrounded by 25 guys. With that many camera flashes going off there are bound to be some pictures where two cameras went off simultaneously, each catching
boysarewelluddered: Simultaneous mouth and cunt opening.
2pee-or-not-2pee: Squirting and simultaneously peeing is fucking awesome!
smallrevolutionary: boy-outside: this is the money cat, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!! I just won the lottery. simultaneously as i pressed the reblog button
domtanyag: itsgnatyo: bkish: court4short: criss-colfer: siriuslyaud: badassfabray: OH MY GOD THE VIDEO this is simultaneously terrifying and hysterical I don’t understand what just happened I don’t…I can’t…what? I am scared. What.
castiel-je-taime: da-munkk: i-am-momo-senpai-and-i: tHAT RESPONSE WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY METAL AND BHUDDA I like this kid he dies
i-am-momo-senpai-and-i: tHAT RESPONSE WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY METAL AND BUDDHA
iguanamouth: last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously
systemofadowny: chrisbrinleejr: In seven days, we hiked 80 miles across an entire mountain range, climbed two 13ers, skinny-dipped in two alpine lakes and a river, I was the first person to summit Mt. Whitney on the 4th of July, and simultaneously we
moosekingofhell: and we all feel a simultaneous punch to the gut.
h0llo: I’m simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you’ll ever meet
kinkysquirts: As I worked the thick dildo in and out of my pussy, fucking myself with a fury, Kinky approaches me. Without hesitation, he thrusts his cock into my mouth. Quickly, I grabbed hold of his hard cock, working my hand and mouth simultaneously
aewriter: We’ll give her ten minutes to rest. Then we’ll attach the electrodes to her nipples, tongue, and toes. We’ll start with 60 volts simultaneously, and go up from there. She’ll soon tell us where the rebels are!
dfwtx-bi-guy: FUCK! That would feel so good. Having a woman push your bi cock directly up against another bi cock and stroking both simultaneously.
likasashes: puscyiffer: remember when half of tumblr simultaneously disregarded the law of conservation of mass because of a gif with a chocolate bar on it
typette: thequietpagan: bywandandsword: Fucking shit This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying. oh this is cute, it’s like something out of gunnerkrigg court or bracklewoo-OHHH SHIT
lexlifts: dogsinmethlabs: Lord give me strength. i wish 1000 birds would simultaneously shit all over that fucking crumb
ameliacgormley: nashhha: nashhha: superhappy: cognitivedissonance: After threats against her life, Anita Sarkeesian canceled an upcoming talk at Utah State University. Gamergate trolls are celebrating on Twitter while simultaneously dismissing the
ebrodevo: INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS
ptsdkween:shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.
gounutraining: mikemasters: Mike Masters: If you want to keep your fag trained to take a dick in both holes simultaneously, make him suck a dildo while you fuck him in the ass even when it’s just the two of you at home. It’s pretty
chainedstraightmale: Destroyed RossDave simultaneously invades his arse with a mechanized dildo which relentlessly pounds into his hole. A man’s arsehole is thrust in front of Ross’ face and he’s ordered to get his tongue deep inside it. Dave
cintikinkpig: amateur-gay-boys: cum simultaneously 😈🐽
tastelesssandwiches: tengentoppawalterwhite: you lost your faith in humanity? wow really?have you watched 45,000 people simultaneously control one pokemon game and get to the fourth gym? believe in humans. they released the starter
abelplasm: kirliq: herotomorrow: kirliq: congratulations! Implying that Shinji had even a fraction of the problems that Red had. Red was possessed by thousands of conflicting demons simultaneously. I don’t even think anybody in the Bible had to
krystalynterski: peachdoxie: garnetflare57: Some Nigel Thornberry gifs I’ve collected over a while. Every so often one of these comes across my dash and I just start laughing hysterically because this meme is simultaneously one of the most pointless
in-love-with-my-bed: just-being-juli: casfucker: finnickle-frackle: mishas face. JARED’S FACE the simultaneous head turns Misha just fears for his life
phantomdoodler: my hair and nails grow so fucking fast it’s simultaneously awesome and annoying like I can’t even keep nail polish on for a week because you start to see the gaps between the paint and the cuticle after 5 days
annabellioncourt:plz-no: Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great
revolver-ossified: Simultaneously 20 and 100 mins into The Shining and chill and he gives you this look
