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sancophaleague: #IfItAintWhiteItAintRight I always find it interesting how the world will shit on African people while simultaneously stealing and mimicking African culture. They called Africans who stretched their earlobes “primitive” then
jessehimself: it’s satire though. written by heroes. develop and maintain the ability to see two or more related, and possibly dueling, realities simultaneously.
gregwuzhere: That looks stupid Like, how do you load it? Not quickly. Unless your pulls are dead simultaneous, you’re not gonna be very stable while shooting, your recoil is gonna have you all over the place. Also, unless it’s some special
igotthemusic: igglooaustralia: Nicki Minaj doing the alphabet in spanish and sign language simultaneously. When will your fav? Good times.
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: It’s a breezy summer day and the rustling from the leaves outside sound like whispers from my small apartment. I’m sitting in front of my laptop, silently studying the 1.6 billion faces speaking simultaneously in
thelovelybones124: 500hedwigs: j-dizzile: focusongaylove: “What’s a faggot?” A scene from the movie ‘Moonlight’ This took me back to the 4th grade. This movie and scene put me in my feels and I Glad it let blackness here be simultaneous
queenstravelingdarling: bellygangstaboo: Serena won her first Grand Slam at 17. She’s part of the only pair to win a Career Doubles Golden Slam. She was the 5th woman to hold all four Grand Slam singles titles simultaneously. She was the only player
lagonegirl: They did it almost simultaneously in regards to Kaepernick. History repeats until a threshold of the population awakes.
iheardtheycallmejane: prophetwithnoprofit: Both titties matter. Real men juggle the task of sucking both while simultaneously fingering or fucking. 👏🏾👏🏾
type5trash: traumasakura: shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank. I have
thenamelesscorpse2185:rosethorn213::I am simultaneously mesmerized and livid. Same
giddytf2: propertyofseverustsnape: neonbrightblack: Probably the best sentence to both to put people in their place and simultaneously start a party. always reblog Yes.
iwannabeslutty: I’m definitely a bisexual sissy. Sometimes I crave pussy, sometimes I crave cock. But I would really love to have both simultaneously. EVERY DAY!
i-am-momo-senpai-and-i: tHAT RESPONSE WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY METAL AND BUDDHA
inanimates: are u ever simultaneously having a good time and on the verge of an extreme mental breakdown
feedherthickcum: Eva Notty’s simultaneous tit fuck and mouth fuck leads to a pop in her mouth, plenty of cum for her big natural tits, and a pearl necklace.
everybodywantstobesomebodyswhore: fuckhard-and-talkdirty: delectatiomorosa: so apparently Dani and Erik are a real-life couple. would explain the intimacy. Also, simultaneous orgasm(which is really goddamn rare). I waaaaaant !! ❤️
sd-hotwife: Thinking about having a bukkake while I played with my toy… I made such a mess!!!! God it felt amazing imagining sucking three cocks simultaneously while they each took a turn dumping their load inside me and having my cuck feel me completely
the-romantic-dominant: Strap in and tighten your seatbelt, baby girl. Daddy is in the two holes mood and you’re gonna feel me in every sensitive interior part of your body. Simultaneously.
-looks at inbox-Yeah… things have fallen off the rails in a lot of areas of my life. Hang tight for a bit longer, I should have time for simultaneous typing and thinking soon. Very much not now, but I have high hopes for the future.
mitochondria-is-the-powerhouse: crewdlydrawn: deebott: did-you-kno: This liquid is boiling and freezing simultaneously because it’s reaching its ‘triple point,’ which is the temperature and pressure at which three phases of a substance (gas,
spicy-vagina-tacos:*absolutely loves being dominated and being put in my place in bed and simultaneously holds massive independent feminist ideologies and self respect*
black–lamb: and in the midst of the Nicki/Miley argument you know there will be some ashy nigga talkin about “leave Miley alone! Don’t stoop to her level” while simultaneously running over to the white girls saying “black girls are always so
ammit420: ammit420: I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming “fiiiinally, i can add a sentence to my resumé“
therule-breaker: princass: life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes
superheroesincolor: Jonesy #1 (2016) // BOOM! - BOOM! Box“Jonesy is a self-described “cool dork” who spends her time making zines nobody reads, watching anime, and listening to riot grrrl bands and 1D simultaneously. But she has a secret
misandry-mermaid: A person can get pregnant using 5 simultaneous methods of birth control and I will support their choice to abort. A person can get pregnant by having unprotected sex with 5 people in the same day I will support their choice to abort.
bugcthulhu: animationandsoforth: Early Frozen character designs by Minkyu Lee Gonna assume this was before all the people working in the project simultaneously lost the ability to dream
aceshouseofcards: I needed a little pick me up doodle before I go into this next coming week while simultaneously telling myself I don’t need to have everything in my life figured out right now. Hopefully this motivational koala is helpful to some
y0ur-makeup-is-terrible: angelstills: Paris Is Burning (1990) It’s crazy how words that originated in gay culture became so popular in today’s mainstream media while simultaneously being discredited/unacknowledged for originated in gay culture.
orangesavannah: tycoonafish: orangesavannah: Geode (x) This character in this painting is simultaneously beautiful and menacing, but if I saw them in a social setting I might try to talk to them. That is unless their only way if communication was via
sundbunz: The 3-way simultaneous orgasm is tough… We almost nailed it this time.
majorleagueinfidel: fnhfal: The Islamic State ISIS has executed another 30 civilians.15 were beheaded all at once by 15 men simultaneously, while the other 15 were executed via gunshot to the back of the head.Now, sit back and watch as this post
The slow decay of color and light in the world as Sam falls apart in Mystery Spot makes me simultaneously want to shake Kim Manners' hand and claw my own face off
fallenangelontheceiling: #simultaneously the best and worst film ever
reveseveilles: peachdoxie: garnetflare57: Some Nigel Thornberry gifs I’ve collected over a while. Every so often one of these comes across my dash and I just start laughing hysterically because this meme is simultaneously one of the most pointless
samspurpletoothbrush: #i bet their hearts beat simultaneously as well
hcandersen: fyi if you’re a tiny child, there was a time when browsers didn’t have tabs. you just had the one window and had to open a separate window for every other page you wanted open simultaneously. it was real bad
h0llo: I’m simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you’ll ever meet
wiccanstiel: “try exercising, it’ll help!” they say as my back, stomach, and uterus cramp simultaneously
Netflix series are simultaneously the worst and best
gayavatarstyle: Fire Nation guard: You two! What are you doing back here? Who are you? Zuko and Sokka, on an undercover mission, simultaneously: I’m Li The guard: Zuko: Sokka: Sokka: we’re um [awkwardly holds Zuko’s hand] Sokka: we’re Mister
loveplus-one: notes2myhotwife: loveplus-one: This is me loveplusone before I played with my hubbies friend while he was on a business trip love my hubby ❤️ It’s so sexy how @loveplus-one plays with others and simultaneously is thinking of
masochistmommy:toothachee: klawhorne ~ K ~ morning 👅 💋💕🎀❣◕ ‿ ◕❣🎀💕💋 Simultaneous pain and pleasure can be a very effective slut training tool
fezwhatfez: thequietpagan: bywandandsword: Fucking shit This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying. i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO
bronzebasilisk: mmmollld: bonehinge: They look like they should be singing in progressively higher pitch that is the most simultaneously horrifying, hilarious and adorable image I CAN FUCKING HEAR THEM Oh my goood it’s the Musicians of Breman!
givenclarity: Did anyone else read rogue planet? Remember that time obi and ani grew a spaceship out of force seeds and it was like somehow simultaneously the silliest and most bittersweet thingBecause like ten years later I still feel this
outofcontextdnd: It's Schrödinger's Half-Elf! They’re simultaneously everywhere and nowhere, until they decide to join in the story.
denimecho: About one week ago, I noiticed that my neighbour had these paper cutouts of Sans and Papyrus in their window. I figured this was an opportunity to have some fun, while making someone’s day simultaneously. The following night, I taped this
thatonechick339: nervouslikeme: I like how men tell us that periods are somehow simultaneously “not that bad” and also bad enough that we shouldn’t be allowed to hold positions of power. This is a very important and powerful text post.
disgustinganimals: Simultaneously cursed blessed image.
captainpissoffkenway: orangesavannah: tycoonafish: orangesavannah: Geode (x) This character in this painting is simultaneously beautiful and menacing, but if I saw them in a social setting I might try to talk to them. That is unless their only way
artinggrace: simultaneously the best and worst assistantinktober 18- helping out in the workshop (he’s the best, obviously) on twitter | instagrambuy me a coffee!
uncleromeo: anjieluvs: great-tweets: I am simultaneously impressed and terrified. I refuse to believe this isn’t actually Rocket “talented mom” is either an incredibly talented practical effects designer or a furry with a lot of free time.
geisttotend: this is simultaneously the manliest and cutest thing i have ever seen
i’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much
lunamonchtuna:*simultaneously consuming five forms of media to prevent the chance of a thought occurring*
farorescourage: adi-the-kouhai: idrawtoomuch: I am attempting something but i’m not exactly sure what… IS THAT OLDER TWILIGHT WITH LONG HAIR AND FACIAL HAIRRRR welp, goodbye world, i appear to have had every egg in my body impregnated simultaneously,
drakmeire: And the award for simultaneous best and worst crossover ever goes to….Kill La Kill Me Baby
![gayavatarstyle: Fire Nation guard: You two! What are you doing back here? Who are you? Zuko and Sokka, on an undercover mission, simultaneously: I’m Li The guard: Zuko: Sokka: Sokka: we’re um [awkwardly holds Zuko’s hand] Sokka: we’re Mister](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5c278e9ef50a74c1b33e9402297b6a5b/692b8a55a472bf86-12/s512x512u_c1/d33e063a1df7320aa360a67acc588620f36388de.jpg)
