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facts-i-just-made-up: The largest mass takeoff in history took place at LAX on September 19th, 2013. Normally planes are limited to one takeoff per runway at a time, but with schedules aligning at 435PM, a full 57 planes has to take off simultaneously
sir-ryan-lancelot: fezwhatfez: thequietpagan: bywandandsword: Fucking shit This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying. i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO I actually had that exact reaction
themilkoviches: please stop changing your urls and icons simultaneously i am a gentle soul lost and confused
captain-levi-ackerman: aceshouseofcards: I needed a little pick me up doodle before I go into this next coming week while simultaneously telling myself I don’t need to have everything in my life figured out right now. Hopefully this motivational
feedherthickcum: Eva Notty’s simultaneous tit fuck and mouth fuck leads to a pop in her mouth, plenty of cum for her big natural tits, and a pearl necklace.
dieselbrain: I’ve started doing monthly Patron-Choice illustrations, where all my patrons ũ and up can suggest and vote on whatever concept they like best!This month’s winner was “Busty shortstack giving thighjob and paizuri simultaneously
lastvalyrian:egberts:egberts:imagine walking around in your official tumblr merch pizza slice hoodie and twelve dudes just roll up and kung pow penis you irl how would twelve dudes even roll up at the same place simultaneously? unless. they had some
mith-gifs-wrestling: 205 Live’s Gran Metalik and Lince Dorado, proving that perhaps the only thing better than an Asai moonsault is two simultaneous Asai moonsaults.
vanesadaniel:Helping two hard cocks simultaneously.
it8bit: Nintendo Fans Mark Kirby’s 20th Anniversary with Guinness World Record for Most People Blowing a Bubble Simultaneously. [Press Release] … hundreds of Kirby fans gathered together to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Kirby to try to break
ianbrooks: Capt. Jules’ Extraordinary Telescope Ring Need to be fashionable should you be alchemically transported to the Victorian Era while simultaneously needing a way to navigate the unfamiliar terrain? Because such a scenario is extremely likely,
shujinkakusama: cureempaffu: fyeah-seacreatures: Cowfish. By: Elida :) I think this is the same little guy from my icon! Different picture though. cowfish are simultaneously the cutest fish and one of the worst fish PRECIOUS BB. EHNEKS.
spookyburlesque: ianbrooks: Smartass Design by Shahir Zag Helvetica print on stock space photos might get some teenagers mopey for a few extra hours, but Zag’s designs simultaneously take a stab at your heart and deliver a swift kick to the nuts…
i’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much
h0llo: I’m simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you’ll ever meet
neptunain: whenever i accidentally type in my computer password wrong i have to see my snarky password hint and i simultaneously hate and love myself
hcandersen: fyi if you’re a tiny child, there was a time when browsers didn’t have tabs. you just had the one window and had to open a separate window for every other page you wanted open simultaneously. it was real bad
Unlikely simultaneous historical events
ammit420: ammit420: I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming “fiiiinally, i can add a sentence to my resumé“
shanagement: Sometimes being an adult is basically like being both a very young child and that child’s parent simultaneously. Like “Okay, if you go buy toilet paper you can get ONE TREAT.”
norwegian-wool: the intermediate level of language learning is for real the worst because you’re so far past beginner level but still so far away from speaking the language fluently so in conclusion you simultaneously feel pretty proud of yourself
sweetlytempests: honestly yami bakura is simultaneously the best and worst villain because he’s genuinely creepy and savage and tenacious af, you can’t get rid of this fucker, but he also straight up had 3000+ years to plan out his revenge down to
bbwsurf: www.bigfatchics.com How would you like to have over 600lbs of soft jiggly flesh fully covering your face, blocking your air and simultaneously crushing and smothering you? In this update you get 200 PICTURES AND A 6 MINUTE VIDEO of super
theuppitynegras: seriouslyamerica: “Oh, you know girls just mature faster than boys.” Hmm did you ever consider that might be because boys’ indiscretions are excused with a simple “Boys will be boys,” while we simultaneously force
finalproblem: lokisarmygirl: finalproblem: #SherlockLives #ButNotForLong HEY. TOO SOON. NO, SHERLOCK FANDOM. NO. IT CAN NOT SIMULTANEOUSLY BE “TOO SOON” FOR REICHENBACH JOKES AND EMPTY HEARSE JOKES. YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE.
toothpast: s-e-x-i-c-a-n: peachdoxie: garnetflare57: Some Nigel Thornberry gifs I’ve collected over a while. Every so often one of these comes across my dash and I just start laughing hysterically because this meme is simultaneously one of the
johncest: ((the sound of five million hearts simultaneously breaking))
spockeism: when you simultaneously ship the same person with two different people equally as hard
anime-admiral: no but anime is simultaneously shit and the shit, ya feel?
colt-kun: god-of-dramatic-death-scenes: captass: TWILIGHT (2008)THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY | “Öga for Öga” (2020) Malcolm In The Middle (2000-2006) (is it wrong that it bugs me that, when presented simultaneously, they’re all driving the same
eviesedgwick: AHAHA oh man this is horrible and hilarious simultaneously.
gentlemanexhibitionist:When you both are caught up in the waves of pleasure.Both racing for the shore together.Thrust for thrust.Simultaneously.
xxxubbles: Gifting - Garnet shows Jasper and Lapis the earth ritual of gift-giving, while simultaneously teaching them how sharing can strengthen bonds ((aka I’ve been ready for some Jasper/Lapis redemption))*lies face down in my grave* ITS DONE. Garnet
fivedayslater: Sanji is the only guy I know who wins the bounty game while simultaneously losing it
negronomics101: This is what a simultaneous interracial orgasm looks like
lord-kitschener: This is simultaneously the fucking dumbest and most brilliant tattoo that I have ever seen
princass:life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel
nawyougood: youwish-youcould: I want someone to duck my titty’s & finger me simultaneously 😕 whats good ma i heard you was lookin fo a real nigga
unfriendlyblackthotti: igglooaustralia: Nicki Minaj doing the alphabet in spanish and sign language simultaneously. When will your fav? He made a song 💀💀
*has existential and fashion crisis in shower simultaneously*
did-you-kno:When two white-faced capuchin monkeys say hello, they simultaneously stick their fingers into each other’s noses and gently sway back and forth in a trance-like state for several minutes. Source
thechronicmasochist: “Tells boys not to be too greedy when they ask for pics on tinder whilst simultaneously taking and posting hot nudes on the internet”
sciencesoup:Badass Scientist of the Week: Mae JemisonBorn in 1956 to a maintenance worker and a teacher, Mae Jemison graduated high school at sixteen and went on to simultaneously earn a BS in Chemical Engineering and a BA in African-American Studies
did-you-kno:This liquid is boiling and freezing simultaneously because it’s reaching its ‘triple point,’ which is the temperature and pressure at which three phases of a substance (gas, liquid, and solid) co-exist in equilibrium. Source
rupatsuan: Yall perverts want uncensored stuff so there you go. I didn’t manage to finish everything before Xmas plus I’m drawing that comic thing simultaneously plus I shouldn’t draw at all but study yeah whatever. But somehow while I draw that
shunpeidelusion: BL mangas I want to get this month of February and March. :)1. Nagi Wataru - Burlesque Night (GUSH) BenefitsAnimate: 4 Page Leaflet, 4 Page Leaflet (simultaneously purchase w Lost Virgin) Comi-comi: Illustration Card, Publisher Paper
808inlbc: 808dakine: pigndirty: hayncloudz: mrguaitlais: fneasyluvr: xxx-guys: hotpecs: If you thought it wasn’t possible for two men to fuck each other (each one simultaneously penetrating the other) at the same time, then THINK AGAIN
twotontwentyone: jackedjill: twotontwentyone: 60° means running outside for today’s cardio. Simultaneously better and worse than running on the treadmill. I like your lil watermark logo Isn’t it the best?? @fitmunk made it for me!! I love it
just-shower-thoughts: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “I’m sorry daddy; I’ve been very naughty” are simultaneously saying very similar and very different things.
kontraptionist: Baby Einstein toys being modified for simultaneous coordinated playback for artist Gedi Sibony for a show he had in London this fall (it may still be up!) These were carefully dissected and hacked to allow external control and song
xxxubbles: Gifting - Garnet shows Jasper and Lapis the earth ritual of gift-giving, while simultaneously teaching them how sharing can strengthen bonds ((aka I’ve been ready for some Jasper/Lapis redemption)) *lies face down in my grave* ITS DONE.
slightlypregobsessed: The “big” reveal… Seriously though, I’d damn near cum in my pants if I was sitting there watching her undress - her hips are wide enough to birth two babies simultaneously, her tits are big enough to feed a village and her
style-beauty-passion: Sam Buxton in a dress that is simultaneously conservative and racy.
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