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Latex Angel has both her holes pretty well trained and stretched. In this video she is showing off how easy it is for her to take fist and cock at the same tame The post Latex Angel fist and fuck simultaneously appeared first on SlackHoles.com. source
sumcallmetim: Squirting and simultaneously peeing is fucking awesome! This is one, fucking satisfied person. I live for this….
spicy-vagina-tacos: *absolutely loves being dominated and being put in my place in bed and simultaneously holds massive independent feminist ideologies and self respect*
somberlily: life is hard when you simultaneously want to look like a fairy princess, a witch, a gothic heroine and a disgruntled human being.
anal fisting and simultaneously pissing myself? I’m down
Get you some friends who you can Snapchat videos of yourself sucking dick to on a Sunday night simultaneously asking “do you think this is a date or are we just hanging out?”
did-you-kno:When two white-faced capuchin monkeys say hello, they simultaneously stick their fingers into each other’s noses and gently sway back and forth in a trance-like state for several minutes. Source fun tip: try this with a friend
booperdoopcr: Mark, Sean, and Bob simultaneously: When i die, i want Wade to lower me into my grave, so i can be let down one last time I feel this…
incorrect48quotes:Minarun: I think I speak for all of us when-The rest of Team KII: *simultaneously* She doesn’t.
i-am-momo-senpai-and-i: tHAT RESPONSE WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY METAL AND BUDDHA
gothitelle-goddess:Nanami is like the only sane character in Utena and simultaneously completely off her rocker. She’s the only person to ask what the hell is going on with the student council but she was fully convinced she laid an egg for a week.
squeakykins: bigblueboo: we interrupt this original content for: 20,000 people playing the same game of pokémon simultaneously i’m honestly impressed they managed to get anywhere at all
sir-ryan-lancelot: fezwhatfez: thequietpagan: bywandandsword: Fucking shit This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying. i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO I actually had that exact reaction
all-signs: did-you-kno: This liquid is boiling and freezing simultaneously because it’s reaching its ‘triple point,’ which is the temperature and pressure at which three phases of a substance (gas, liquid, and solid) co-exist in equilibrium.
wgahnagl: Have you ever witnessed that glorious moment when an entire generation of children get traumatized simultaneously
lunarcrown: i’d like to think post-finale he’s just pain-floating somewhere simultaneously inescapable for bad triangles and yet easily permeable for Mabel’s glitter astral mailing service BONUS:
rhube:after-the-raven-deactivated2022:navoika:theoldbone:Great eared nightjarthis is a dragonHow is it possible for an animal to resemble a bird, a mammal, and a reptile simultaneously?Those ARE great ears.
messgala: It took six months to make the 300 flowers that decorated the Chanel set. Each of them had its own engine, and when at the show’s start Baptiste Giabiconi applied a theatrical splash from a CC-branded watering can and they simultaneously
jinwoosmile: do you ever look at eunwoo and go “wow what a nerd” while simultaneously being awed by everything he does
purplehaiz: A Self - portraiture project to simultaneously present ideas of Entrapment and Escapism, as these notions naturally work in conjunction with one another. Visually making a comment on the loss of human connection to the energy of the natural
salesonfilm: The Square (Jehane Noujaim, 2013) I just saw this documentary on Netflix. During it I had so many emotions, so many tears. A revolution is one of the most beautiful and simultaneously one of the most horrifying things to witness.
lovelyloathsome: Edmund Kemper talking about murdering his mother, whom he simultaneously loved and hated. He also threw darts at and fucked her severed head…with his penis.
everything-is-stickers: fezwhatfez: thequietpagan: bywandandsword: Fucking shit This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying. i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO OOOH NO woAh WOAH the first time this was on my
es-tro: andymasfar: krystalynterski: peachdoxie: garnetflare57: Some Nigel Thornberry gifs I’ve collected over a while. Every so often one of these comes across my dash and I just start laughing hysterically because this meme is simultaneously
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vhhc: fakeart123: igotthemusic: igglooaustralia: Nicki Minaj doing the alphabet in spanish and sign language simultaneously. When will your fav? Good times. ugh i love her so much @kipea She’s genuinely amazing, smart, progressive and inspiring
teaawreckss: igglooaustralia: Nicki Minaj doing the alphabet in spanish and sign language simultaneously. When will your fav? 💜💜💜💜💜
dawnb1ade: i love how everybody perceives the woodys as both a benevolent force and a horrific hivemind abomination simultaneously
uncleromeo: anjieluvs: great-tweets: I am simultaneously impressed and terrified. I refuse to believe this isn’t actually Rocket “talented mom” is either an incredibly talented practical effects designer or a furry with a lot of free time.
deceptipup: deceptipup: deceptipup: please for the love of god learn to have nuanced stances on things based on empathy and compassion fun fact but you CAN be against horny freaks sexualizing children AND simultaneously have empathy for sex workers
cantabilechaos:slogvalley: kineticpenguin:I was a bit skeptical about that whole “twitter is just tumblr now” schtick beyond being a joke butjesus fucking christ the clout from this six-year-old take This is kind of like when you’d get made
lilguy520: catelvis: It’s difficult when you’re simultaneously cold and aroused. i guess you could say this is the…cold hard truth
barretxiii: Just finished a Youjo Senki binge… It’s official: I’m fuckin in love with “loli Hitler”! xD Tanya Degurechaff is simultaneously adorable, and frightening at the same time! I love it! I simply had to make a quick tribute piece!
superhappy: cognitivedissonance: After threats against her life, Anita Sarkeesian canceled an upcoming talk at Utah State University. Gamergate trolls are celebrating on Twitter while simultaneously dismissing the threats as nothing. Does this read
stardust-rain: I find it funny (and by funny I mean I want to bash someone’s face in) that there is a sort of compartmentalisation that happens when it comes to making NK into an international enemy. Kim Jong Un and Kim Jong Il can simultaneously be
Do you ever just write/draw/compose something and read/look at/listen to it over. and over. and over. and think to yourself “damn I am so good, that was so good”
Sometimes I wonder, if my life was a TV show, who people would ship me with Does anybody else do this
lilacautomatic: Apollo Justice as a character is so fucking funny he’s objectively the closest thing to a normal person present in the entire series but simultaneously has the WEIRDEST backstory. Imagine being the child of a magician and a musician,
seyumei: How I simultaneously avoid and indulge in dumb internet drama.
i am simultaneously very ready to go off and rant for hours about how individuals and corporations worldwide have been handling covid and also lie down and never talk to anyone again because i am so tired of this
nougatto:durnesque-esque:afeelgoodblog:Fantastic idea Article about it here. what’s important to note and missing from the “headline” tweet is that they simultaneously constructed additional good public transit to the public transit already in
glowbat: I wanted to experiment a little plus I liked this scene( taz ep.65 ) a lot. I think this is the most we’ve seen Taako genuinely afraid and it simultaneously warms my heart and breaks it.
odin-n-out:blodeuweddschild:I have a simultaneously amazing and appalling memory which means that I’ll remember that months ago you quickly mentioned you collect bookmarks once and then you never brought it up again so for your birthday I’ll buy you
luisonte:Well…. fuck This is simultaneously the smoothest and the clumsiest thing I’ve ever seen. Sabrage is hard! And doing it with the fragile bottom of a wine glass? Amazing feat! End result? Could use some work.
publicexposurearchive: Dirty and clean… simultaneously
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay: stoptheviolencewithsilence: today i yelled in the middle of class “I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES” and simultaneously five people replied “thanks i stole them from the president” and we all looked at each other like and
bornofanatombomb: Jun Togawa’s robotic arm “…Togawa’s lyrics repeatedly treat her own body as ‘insect-like’ (in songs such as Pupae Woman and Swarms of Insects), or as distorted into robotic, quasi-human forms. This ties into a simultaneous
systemofadowny: thequietpagan: bywandandsword: Fucking shit This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying. I wanna hug one
phemiec: ok butyou just KNOW this means we’re going to get to see Stevonnie using the sword and shield simultaneously and kicking serious butt at some pointand on that day i will weep tears of joy
ammit420: ammit420: I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming “fiiiinally, i can add a sentence to my resumé“
candiikismet: localstarboy: the simultaneous “huahh” is one of my favorite things about a group of black people. The screaming and running full speed! That’s makes me happy! 😂👏🏾
ohnohesbritish: “Lucky Ones” For my Lana del Rey inspired Arthur & Eames RP. Eames is a gangster, Arthur a senior in high school. They’re simultaneously the worst and best thing that could have happened to each other.
anderson-ships-sherlolly: consulting-doctor-in-the-impala: avenging-sherl0ck: frontier001: atreklife: Generations This is simultaneously cool and creepy. mccoy tho THEY ALL LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME AND IT’S FREAKING ME OUT CHRIS PINE AND WILLIAM
chickenwingsuplex: theproductdavidstarr: I’ve kissed a lot of dudes during my time in pro wrestling… Simultaneously the best and worst place to post this 😂
delinquentnymphet: Sitting in the corner of a coffee shop trying to eat a muffin twice the size of my face & secretly looking at porn simultaneously but I just look like a messy predator Now that’s a sight I would love to see I bet you still
thejinglegatsby: moosekingofhell: and we all feel a simultaneous punch to the gut. but!!!!! this is so important!!!! this is such a potent metaphor for how much bad things are glamorized in our society like eating disorders or self harm and so you
tatterdemalionamberite: starstuffandalotofcoffee: Danica Roem refusing to shit talk Bob Marshall, the self-proclaimed Chief Homophobe bathroom bill author incumbent she defeated, by saying “I don’t do that to constituents” is simultaneously impressively
