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astrolofae:The eighth house is intriguing because it’s simultaneously private and public: it’s what we don’t want to share, and yet what we need to. People with personal planets in the eighth house can be generally quite guarded and secretive people
crewdlydrawn: deebott: did-you-kno: This liquid is boiling and freezing simultaneously because it’s reaching its ‘triple point,’ which is the temperature and pressure at which three phases of a substance (gas, liquid, and solid) co-exist in equilibrium.
thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie: thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie: my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion
thedarkperidot: 95% of my personality is worrying I do everything wrong and that I will inevitably be abandoned because my traumatised ass is too much and simultaneously not enough
traumasakura: shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.
just-shower-thoughts: If humans were ever to prove the theory that our universe is a simulation, it would simultaneously become the moment when artificial intelligence becomes self-aware, ironically making humanity the artificial intelligence all along.
thedarkperidot:95% of my personality is worrying I do everything wrong and that I will inevitably be abandoned because my traumatised ass is too much and simultaneously not enough
lesbianmedusa:anybody else a fan of these rlly niche oneshot fics that r simultaneously a little moody and angsty while being exceptionally tender and sexy. they’re always like 20k words and absolutely nothing happens plot wise except feelings stuff.
traumasakura:shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.
pretty-corny: x-madmax: every day i love him more than the day before I love that he is simultaneously this guy and the guy who can barely get out the word “lovemaking” when describing what Take Me To Church is about during a radio interview
tonystarksfabulousass:no doctor who moment will EVER top donna being completely fucking oblivious to the god-knows how many alien invasions and threats that cropped up on earth over the past like 5 years, the doctor is going through a dozen simultaneous
virginiasummer: anybody else a fan of these rlly niche oneshot fics that r simultaneously a little moody and angsty while being exceptionally tender and sexy. they’re always like 20k words and absolutely nothing happens plot wise except feelings stuff.
moonlitfemme:i like tumblr bc u all know So Much and Absolutely Nothing about me simultaneously
insomniac-arrest: lava and jellyfish are two incredibly attractive substances that beg my monkey brain to touch them, but simultaneously would be the absolute worst possible things to touch LOOK AT THAT GOOP pretty, iridescent, LUSCIOUS, forbidden
meatthawsmoth:Three things that are simultaneously true:- everyone has done something bad at some point- people can change their behavior for the better- the people that have been mistreated might still not want anything to do with that person ever again
elftwink:want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true
evilkillerpoptarts:odin-n-out:demonboihere:I have a simultaneously amazing and appalling memory which means that I’ll remember that months ago you quickly mentioned you collect bookmarks once and then you never brought it up again so for your birthday
notachair:woahts:minecraft:minecraft:tumblr can be characterized as a social media website that is also somehow simultaneously creepy and wetGirl what happened hereSomeone smudged the wet numbers
jasontoddiefor:thecheerfulnecromancer:ya’ll ever see a fanfic synopsis so fucked up you experience the five stages of grief simultaneously and briefly lose the ability to see colourtags by @eyeballing
lamefairyprincess: This never got uploaded and I simultaneously love and hate it.
Next up on tumblr grouping up to all hate one thing simultaneously and not forming their own opinions like grown mature adults until they move on to the next thing everyone else is obsessed with:
shippery: “dude my girlfriend lives like 40 minutes away from me i dont think our relationship is going to last its too far” [AGGRESSIVELY POURS MYSELF A GLASS OF VODKA AND DRINKS THE ENTIRE THING WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY LAUGHING AND CRYING]
paqistan:“im a girl and i don’t wear make up!!! honestly i don’t get girls who…. it’s so stupid” congrats, u have made every boy in the room simultaneously bust a nut, you are now better than every girl who has ever worn make up. every guy
kakyoyoin:how could a man look so simultaneously stupid and beautiful
allabout-theirony: Nimoy laughing on set while simultaneously annoying Kelley is one of the best things I’ve seen.
likasashes: puscyiffer: remember when half of tumblr simultaneously disregarded the law of conservation of mass because of a gif with a chocolate bar on it
danaorherdouble: davidhorvitz: The Distance of a Day. A video of a sunset in Los Angeles made by my mother with her iPhone next to a video of a sunrise in the Maldives made by me. They were recorded simultaneously. At the exact same moment the sun was
Unlikely simultaneous historical events
krystalynterski: peachdoxie: garnetflare57: Some Nigel Thornberry gifs I’ve collected over a while. Every so often one of these comes across my dash and I just start laughing hysterically because this meme is simultaneously one of the most pointless
rytfujgkuhhgmjgh: There are things that I know. But there are things that I do not. Various possible futures are happening simultaneously. I can tell you all of them, but I cannot tell you which one of them will come to pass. Because every action causes
“I was 24, and I lied, I told them I was 27 … When I look at myself in, say, the pilot, I am so green. Simultaneous to [Scully] being so green. It’s a greenness that, ‘cause it’s so organic, you don’t necessarily—usually when people
smallrevolutionary: boy-outside: this is the money cat, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!! I just won the lottery. simultaneously as i pressed the reblog button I just started pooping quarters. It won’t stop, it’s
hcandersen: fyi if you’re a tiny child, there was a time when browsers didn’t have tabs. you just had the one window and had to open a separate window for every other page you wanted open simultaneously. it was real bad
tinycartridge: Pokémon X/Y’s new starters and 3D world Farewell, 2D Pokémon sprites. Announced for 3DS this morning, Pokémon X and Y will be the first fully 3D entry for the series, as well as the first one to receive a simultaneous worldwide release
So I guess Netflix restricts an account to two simultaneous video streams, which is fair I guess. Unfortunately my whole family uses the one account so I’m currently locked out since my brothers are watching things. Bleh. And I just wanted to finish
gracekraft: I always tend to pair my main four off Kia/Mihail and Artie/Tryss, so for a change I drew Kia with Artie and Tryss with Mihail. Chances are these events are happening simultaneously, Tryss and Mihail are probably exchanging nerdy bird words
owldee: this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy
thecreatorofworlds: Don’t be such a grumpy butt Pearl, the others usually listen to you. Oh wait, no they don’t. On a side note, Monster Buddies destroyed me while simultaneously confirming the theory I had since episode 2. I’m…not sure if
Time is simultaneously moving too fast and not fast enough
chicinlicin: RAINBOW QUARTZ AAAHHHHHH…she is simultaneously really hard to draw and colour, and extremely fun OTL hurrfff…I must draw her more!Group | Garnet | Amethyst | Pearl | Steven | Rose | Sugilite | Opal | Lapis | Alexandrite | Peridot | EVERYONE!
gracekraft: Happy 4th Anniversary Steven Universe! It simultaneously sounds not that long but feels like forever ago. I still remember watching Gem Glow and Laser Light Cannon premiere in the lounge of my college dorm. Watching these episodes again,
quasinonymous:astrailhads:tanoraqui: A really good tragedy is one in which it simultaneously seems like there are a million and one moments in which a single character could’ve made a different choice and everything could’ve ended up better, and like
alexisr294:lord-king-saint:– Rebecca Sugar, “Steven Universe: End of an Era”That really gave me such a better insight on both Rose and Greg.
pastelglitchesxx: Chucky is simultaneously my malewife and my gender
gracekraft:Miltank for the Johtodex!I know most people know Miltank and Whitney’s infamous signature pokemon, and with good reason, it’s even more of a beast in Stadium 2. Miltank is one of my all time favorite pokemon, I love how she is simultaneously
Tonight has been my most active night EVER. I go for days without getting a single message and tonight I got 2 messages simultaneously not onece but TWICE. The first time I almost panicked over seeing a “2” (LOL Bender “I thought I
gtavpsychpoe: crewdlydrawn: deebott: did-you-kno: This liquid is boiling and freezing simultaneously because it’s reaching its ‘triple point,’ which is the temperature and pressure at which three phases of a substance (gas, liquid, and solid)
voidpapers: Simultaneously Creating and Experiencing
hotpecs: If you thought it wasn’t possible for two men to fuck each other (each one simultaneously penetrating the other) at the same time, then THINK AGAIN Shiiiiiit!!!!!!!
mischievoustempest: When you’re simultaneously proud of something and tired of looking at something I saw there was renewed interest in this design and I’m very happy so many people like it! As I worked more and more details appeared and I apologize
vanesadaniel: Helping two hard cocks simultaneously.
neonbrightblack: Probably the best sentence to both to put people in their place and simultaneously start a party.
fishingboatproceeds: I actually think we believe this as a culture. (Tom is a great character—by far the best on the show in my opinion—because he is so representatively American, simultaneously obsessed with entrepreneurialism and romantic love
theuppitynegras: seriouslyamerica: “Oh, you know girls just mature faster than boys.” Hmm did you ever consider that might be because boys’ indiscretions are excused with a simple “Boys will be boys,” while we simultaneously force
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