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drakmeire: And the award for simultaneous best and worst crossover ever goes to….Kill La Kill Me Baby
love410s: HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO THE RELEASE OF XENOBLADE CHRONICLES X Happy 1 year to the day Elma simultaneously ruined and made my life more beautiful. Quite possibly the greatest RPG adventure I’ve ever been on and worth the over 600 hours
heyitspizzaking:pancakeke:this is a joke with no audience but I really wish there was a Wii U game that told you to look at the gamepad but then the gamepad just said “psyche” while simultaneously an enemy on the TV screen attacked you
dieselbrain: I’ve started doing monthly Patron-Choice illustrations, where all my patrons ũ and up can suggest and vote on whatever concept they like best!This month’s winner was “Busty shortstack giving thighjob and paizuri simultaneously
beautifulbizarremagazine: Pink flames. Moody. Makes you shiver and sweat simultaneously. “S'Cold” by Casey Weldon. Inquiries, contact Unit London
wifeholdsthekeys:She decided she would let me out of my cage for an old fashioned. We edged each other and changed positions each time one of us got close to cumming. When the moment was right, we exploded almost simultaneously. Look how wet and creamy
slavefantasies: Another pussy-maker. This one is guaranteed to punch past your second wall. To anyone who hasn’t experienced this, it feels like you are being fucked twice by the same cock and simultaneously. Once at your anus and once more as he pushes
amateur-gay-boys: cum simultaneously
seedhisgut: Simultaneous milking & seeding 🍆💦
tilyoutryit: Jax’s old lady Tara has always been the character to whom viewers relate most: As long as this strong, intelligent woman is willing to stay in this outlaw world, it’s safe for us to play in it, too. In season 5, Siff had to simultaneously
Netflix series are simultaneously the worst and best
padded-pride: typette: thequietpagan: bywandandsword: Fucking shit This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying. oh this is cute, it’s like something out of gunnerkrigg court or bracklewoo-OHHH SHIT Can you find all 7 ghosts?
les-sources-du-nil: Anton Stankowski (1906-1998) Simultaneous Enlargement, USA, 1937
Cum Whore is bound, machine ass fucked and throat fucked simultaneously!
asubmissiveintraining: 175lbs. Runner, swimmer, climber of stairs. Loves tofu, veggies, and large messy bacon burgers. Simultaneously. Why yes. I am thick. My thighs can crush you with their lusciousness. I’m serious. You know how much these things
this gave me seven simultaneous heart attacks
me: hoe don’t do ithand: *draws it* yame: oh my god
sawamuhra:While raising raising my own standing, I can simultaneously put some other heroes in my debt. Now that’s what I call killing two birds with one stone!
dirkstriders: dirkstriders: my favorite pokemon is lotad i think because it is simultaneously round and flat plus all of them are just certified dumbasses shut the fuck up i fucking love them
dirtyspadedwives: DSW - Uber MILF Robyn craves black cock. Lots of them. Simultaneously.
realvoyuercouple: Simultaneous orgasms! Perfect timing!! 👌🔥😈
evolvedsexportsuniversal: may-bi-may-bi-not: yummysexyummy: fuckyeahfriendlyfire: WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW! He fucks her while they simultaneously share a double ended dildo!?!? I need this Dreams are made of What the? How did I not think of that
couple-living-a-fantasy:This video was taken by me right after my wife rode my cock reverse cowgirl style. Her pussy milked my cock of every ounce of jizz that I had. She sucked my buddys cock simultaneously. My wife then jumped onto his awaiting cock
goreanmann: Classy and simultaneously slutty… Perfect!
nbcemployee: I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
nerdfighting-inthetardis: Always reblog the man who ruined my life and yet simultaneously made it better Amen to this ^
princass: life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything u feel
ohthereichenfeels: whatdoesridiculousmean: whales-gather-here: meetmeinthetardis-sh: whales-gather-here: wolves-within: partybarackisinthehousetonight: imagine if every single person in the world simultaneously said ‘mayonnaise’ the night
nepteta: iridessence: seriouslyamerica: “Oh, you know girls just mature faster than boys.” Hmm did you ever consider that might be because boys’ indiscretions are excused with a simple “Boys will be boys,” while we simultaneously
the-togami-conglomerate: the-togami-conglomerate: I Cant believe its been a whole year since the entire twewy fandom simultaneously had its hopes and dreams shattered i cant believe i just missed the golden opportunity to say our dreams were “crushed
eastafrodite: The thing about MRA’s though is that they could actually be fighting for men’s rights and livliehoods that are challenged by patriarchy. They could help men of color who are hypermasculized while simultaneously being denied bodily
h0llo: I’m simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you’ll ever meet
monkeysaysficus: hot3s: My right foot can legally smoke marijuana. The rest of my limbs cannot. How to bottom simultaneously in four different states.
annabellioncourt: plz-no: Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great
baldymonster: cleolinda: killjoyfeminist: annabellioncourt: plz-no: Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that
otpprompts: Imagine A and B arguing about which is better, coffee or tea, and C shutting them up with two delicious mugs of hot cocoa. Alternatively, C, fed up with their arguing, simultaneously shuts up and disgusts both of them by putting teabags
ahsimwithsake: claraxbarton: motherfuckingshakespeare: eighttwotwopointthreethree: baldymonster: cleolinda: killjoyfeminist: annabellioncourt: plz-no: Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made Actually one of my teachers watched every
superhappy: cognitivedissonance: After threats against her life, Anita Sarkeesian canceled an upcoming talk at Utah State University. Gamergate trolls are celebrating on Twitter while simultaneously dismissing the threats as nothing. Does this read
afusionoffandoms: ginkuma: If you’re happy about the new Deadpool movie but simultaneously dreading the increased emergence of fuckboys at cons who will harass women with lowered inhibition due to the confidence and anonymity granted by the Deadpool
paradisemantis: thistownneedsmegabusters: shadow-dio-sama: you can see the disappointment in every pixel of his low poly face until i recently played this game I always thought these were fake subtitles MGS is simultaneously not fucking around
usedchild:shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.
sweetlytempests: honestly yami bakura is simultaneously the best and worst villain because he’s genuinely creepy and savage and tenacious af, you can’t get rid of this fucker, but he also straight up had 3000+ years to plan out his revenge down to
url-greytea: ofools: Mads Mikkelsen and Hideo Kojima are two different aliens who don’t know the other is an alien, simultaneously trying to understand how humans work from each other “You look good in your outfit today.” “Thanks the flesh is
nolifepoints: I was rewatching the Yami Bakura vs. Atem BC duel because I wanted to check something and I forgot how good this is?? Not for the duel, though. For everything else. Malik astral projecting to Yami Bakura, simultaneously insulting him and
cunnilingusbliss: I love my chin strap face dildo — for simultaneous face fucking and clit sucking
ythefnot1: dommevee: Why do I get so high and amused simultaneously???? So HOT
violatedandshamed: why would you smoke while sucking a dick? don’t you have enough to occupy your mouth? Good job attempting to contract multiple diseases simultaneously.
shangoreturns: A multitasking SlutWife pegging her pathetic cuck-boi while simultaneously worshipping her Black Master’s cock. Perfect picture of Black-Owned ‘Nature of Command’. #BlackOwnedWORLD Master SHANGO.
artnet: Peek a Boo Mel Ramos simultaneously celebrates and satirizes popular culture; he explores the role of advertising through Fine Art, and the use of scantily clad women to sell products. Pictured: Peek a Boo Marilyn. Browse more artworks by
bigblackdesires: Husband stand there recording his hotwife servicing two black cocks simultaneously. Look at her ass moving to take the bbc inside.
scumbagdiaries: Had my buddy over for a little movie premiere/wrap party last night to watch his latest movies with my girl. We both came on her face before finishing one more time simultaneously from both ends Thanks for looking at what this little
dp-interracial-amateurs: Three blacks give an elegant demonstration of how to group fuck a woman, simultaneously filling all three of this lady’s holes while she moans helplessly.
sancophaleague: #IfItAintWhiteItAintRight I always find it interesting how the world will shit on African people while simultaneously stealing and mimicking African culture. They called Africans who stretched their earlobes “primitive” then
oliviergiroudd: Serena Williams achieves the second ‘Serena Slam’ of her career where she holds every Grand Slam simultaneously. She last achieved this 12 years ago in 2003.
therealstarfire: Fuck Miley. Fuck white feminism. Fuck the simultaneous commodification & hatred of black women’s bodies & voices.
ltread: formaldehydedoesstuff:~20 hands a day keeps the carpal tunnel syndrome away.I feel like I’m simultaneously getting better AND worse at these. I’m not sure how that’s possible. Hands are tricksy like that. Tricksy little imps.
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multiheaded1793: Hint hint: trying to have a gear turn in two opposite directions simultaneously is: 1) a poor design aim, 2) a waste of perfectly useable parts, 3) a failure of education and 4) a good political metaphor.
