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gaywrites: Can’t even handle how adorable this is. (via Buzzfeed) Full text: Nate, I overheard your phone conversation with Mike last night about your plans to come out to me. The only thing I need you to plan is to bring home OJ and bread after class.
Casey and Case came up out of the water simultaneously, looked at each other knowingly, and then Case asked if she should do the asking.“Sure, go ahead and ask him, Case.”Just then Mr. Crude walked up. He’d overheard them and he asked, “Ask him
bellecosby: I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their
broodingsoul: Overheard a guy at the gym say, “It’s daddy season in this gym and I’m here to get adopted” and part of me was like GIRL and part of me was like
redacted-metallum: redacted-metallum: Did I ever tell yall about the time I had a really vivid dream that I overheard some dudebros talking about sucking dick and one of them said “I’d suck a dick” and his bros were like “but bro you’re straight”
yungs0f: hip-hop-lifestyle: when drake overheard a guy callin his girlfriend a bitch WAS THAT MONEY HE DROPPED?!!
jennaraaawrxoxx:dunshua: if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no” I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN ARE
filleretive: myfavdoctors: alongcameabutterfly: chessieness: Ughh this person has such kind eyes I actually teared up. This person’s heart is so beautiful. I can feel it. My 8-year-old overheard this vine and said, “That’s a perfect sentence.”
plaidandredlipstick: i overheard a straight boy complaining about he can’t wear plaid anymore because “lesbians ruined it” and it just made me so happy. i really think that we as a people need to come together and steal more things from straight
brendanrahrah: -I’ve overheard your theory: “Nostalgia’s for geeks.”
arrtpop: I´ve overheard your theory “Nostalgia is for geeks!”. I guess Sir, if you say so, some of us just like to read.
daddyswhore: I overheard a conversation between my parents. Dad was asking Mom to fuck him on the pool table. She said she wasn’t in the mood tonight, so i snuck downstairs and sent this picture to Dad with a message. “care for a game of pool Daddy?”
guy: omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was
alistars: bellecosby: I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated
humansofnewyork: “A coworker asked for my number the other day. My friends overheard and said: ‘He must have a thing for Indians.’ I was like, ‘Or maybe I’m just really fucking cool.’”
fuckyeahchubbygirls: Ladies, Let me tell you that I have had one hell of a week - from a guy calling me a “fat bitch” on Chatroulette, to comments overheard in a store, to one of my friends telling me I was physically unattractive. It’s been a
zippo077: It quickly became apparent to the girls this wasn’t a simple robbery. They overheard snippets of their captors cell phone conversation, and heard enough enough of it to understand that a van would be by shortly to pick them up. They laboriously
riddlemetom: Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [4/4] Inspired by x
slavecatalogue: Slave up for sale. She smiles because earlier, backstage, while the women were being groomed and fucked one last time by the auctioneers, she overheard the cruel men discuss how “it’s ok if they don’t sell, one more cunt we can
fuckpigtales: fuckpigtales: Piggy Task - Your Voice, Your Edges, My RulesI want you to edge.5 times in succession.But there are rules. There are always rules for fuckpigs.Rule 1: You are going to talk throughout, so make sure you can’t be overheard
-behindbars: one time i went to church for christmas carols and i looked completely uncomfortable there and this girl overheard me telling my mum that i didn’t think i belonged there because i’m an atheist and then she came up to me later and said
jackalqueenston: i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha
captn-bucky: bellecosby: I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated
sn0wman: brbjellyfishing: fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon when my mom was having the c-section done so that they could get me out, she overheard the head doctor telling the other doctors
kingkrookodile: i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”
storyadvocate: ciarachimera: Dads who refuse to do anything that is traditionally considered “feminine” with their daughters are lame dads. I’ve been in the store and overheard a dad tell his little girl who might have been 12 to go by herself
vrepitzza: redacted-metallum: redacted-metallum: Did I ever tell yall about the time I had a really vivid dream that I overheard some dudebros talking about sucking dick and one of them said “I’d suck a dick” and his bros were like “but bro
callmemsj: anyaithesaiyan: ladiesluvjames: Head from my uber driver, had a conversation in the car about black girls give weak head on the phone with my bro, she overheard and said you need someone like me to get the job done. so i had to test it out
hoodincest:My son overheard me telling my sister how i’ve always wanted try anal but, never found a man who was into it. The sneaky bastard set me up with a bottle of wine knowing how loose I get when I drink. Let’s just say that, I no longer have
jeremymckinnonsbuttblog: my sister and her boyfriend are like superchristians and I overheard them talking about Eminem’s new song and he LITERALLY SAID “I felt like a sinner when I listened to that song.” she agreed i can’t OMFG ANNA YOUR
i legit overheard this when i was in class
Things overheard in my ap classes:
brazenbastard: oneshyphotographer: I overheard the owner of a restaurant speaking with some patrons at tableside. There was an inquiry as to the status of things during covid and if 2020 was the worst year. The owner paused and indicated that he moved
2ndsong: I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their
My wife’s boss often asks her into his private office for a “conference”, then locks the door….I overheard her talking to him on the phone last night, telling him she REALLY needed another “conference”….Could they have one or
beliefsatindica: did-you-kno: Koko the gorilla met Robin Williams in 2001, and he made her smile for the first time in over 6 months. When Williams died in 2014, Koko overheard the news and signed the word “cry.” Source That’s fucking sad yo
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envb: conversation on the bus i overheard
dracosferret: dracosferret: Happy Halloween!! On their way down to the Great Hall for the Halloween feast, Harry and Ron overheard Parvati Patil telling her friend Lavender that Hermione was crying in the girls’ bathroom and wanted to be left alone.
Today I overheard some white boys. One of them said I pretended to be gay to get a girl. *shudders*
merrymethods:Once when I was a waitress, which was a terrible job in the place I was living at the time and made me very miserable after a few weeks of sheer joy at having a job at all, this group of 50-somethings came into our restaurant.They overheard
today I overheard someone talking to a teacher I had in high school and she told him how she remembered him standing on his desks yelling passionately about their subject. I’m pretty sure this girl got reality confused with dead poet society.
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That moment when Aragorn’s self-esteem is brought down by a hobbit. #dear diary #today I overheard the hobbits calling me ugly and foul-feeling #blew my diet eating a pound of lembas moistened with my tears #what is the point of any of it if I’m
kinkmanor-blog:sarcasticviking-deactivated2021:She got a little intoxicated in the Kink Manor bar and was bragging about how she was a contortionist for a small circus one year. A Rigger overheard her and it didn’t take long to see just how much she
jennaraaawrxoxx: dunshua: if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no” I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN
greuze: Hendrick van Balen (1573-1632)Diana and her Nymphs after the hunt, overheard by satyrs (Detail)Oil on copper, 1620-25
I overheard my dad saying things about me in the other room cause he thought I was still asleep, and he’s still being a jerk to me. I feel horrible today.
omg imagine an episode where Connie isn’t answering Steven’s calls (a parallel of Full Disclosure) but the reason for that being is that she overheard her parents talking about moving again and she’s crying about it and she is afraid to tell him.
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