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My neighbour has clearly woken up at 4am to find her husband watching porn... this is word for word the conversation I just overheard.
gr8writingtips: gr8writingtips: my bf and his coworker went to wales to buy £75 worth of bionicles from someone on gumtree, came back with five huge boxes and bin liners full, and are now setting them up in the attic to divide them. also i just overheard
storyadvocate: ciarachimera: Dads who refuse to do anything that is traditionally considered “feminine” with their daughters are lame dads. I’ve been in the store and overheard a dad tell his little girl who might have been 12 to go by herself
uglynb: redacted-metallum: redacted-metallum: Did I ever tell yall about the time I had a really vivid dream that I overheard some dudebros talking about sucking dick and one of them said “I’d suck a dick” and his bros were like “but bro you’re
freelance-honey-badger: thatpettyblackgirl: Overheard in a shop: Man: Didn’t want to disturb you when u were on the phone but u are in the US now. Speak English. Woman: Excuse me? Man: If u want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. Here we
onedirectioncutefacts: I’m at a family party and I’m reading something on my phone and I overheard my mom tell her friends how “bright” I am and how I’m always reading something and they all looked at me and my mom was like “you see? She’s
jackalqueenston: i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha
kingkrookodile: i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”
jennaraaawrxoxx: dunshua: if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no” I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN
plaidandredlipstick: i overheard a straight boy complaining about he can’t wear plaid anymore because “lesbians ruined it” and it just made me so happy. i really think that we as a people need to come together and steal more things from straight
chlostars: my fave overheard on campus moment of all time was the two guys who sat behind me in pop culture theory as class was starting one of them was like “so… do you want a blowjob after this” in a rly bored voice, and then the second guy was
bitchfacejaeger: cringe-attacks: i overheard these two guys in the hallway at my school and one of them was like “you always look hot dude… no homo tho” and then like 5 seconds later he yelled “sike!” and slapped the other dude’s ass Imagine
tradietaster: Overheard these straight mates comparing cock sizes at the urinals, got me all horny listening to them ;)
frederico-stone: mr-feelgood-stuff: Mr-Feelgood-Stuff – “Take Your Pleasure Seriously” Mike had finally accepted his fate as Julia’s fucktoy. Earlier, he was at a party, and made fun of her when he overheard her talking to a group of people
That moment when Aragorn’s self-esteem is brought down by a hobbit. #dear diary #today I overheard the hobbits calling me ugly and foul-feeling #blew my diet eating a pound of lembas moistened with my tears #what is the point of any of it if I’m
sweetjuice-deeproots: sweetjuice-deeproots: I usually don’t make post like this but today someone really upset me. I wore this outfit/makeup to class today and while I was in our student union building I overheard a girl say “All I’m saying
biohazerd: black-to-the-bones: White Teachers Caught on Camera Discussing Which Students They’d ‘F*ck, Marry, or Kill’ In a video recorded by a patron at a local restaurant, the teachers, and a secretary from Bangor High School can be overheard
asadarling: fuckcornflakes: flexico-burress: kingjaffejoffer: eltigrechico: thighetician: kingjaffejoffer: Just overheard my apartment manager use the word “mayate” twice while talking to building maintenance and within 10 minutes I had already
My mom overheard me talking about Kaneki and asked me what his name was so I said Ken and now she thinks he’s a real person...
Things overheard in the music building:
beta-pledge: You’d overheard Megan’s friend group laughing about something they’d seen online; guys who had been locked into chastity by their wives. Megan had commented on it, saying how cute and sweet she thought it was and that she hoped she’d
2realswitches:Weekends my Domme wife has friends over for my humiliation.. I hear the patio door open, brief birdsong, vague voices.. Hear the distinctive slide then click as it shuts.. Overheard conversation from the kitchen above.. My Domme wife’s
fuckmyblackbf: Upstairs, I wondered what was taking so long, but the guys at the bar kept stretching out the time they had by pulling out just before his tight ass would force them to cum, having overheard him tell me he wasn’t leaving without 10 loads
Things overheard in my ap classes:
captainsnoop: one time i was at the vet’s office and i overheard two of the vets making fun of a cat for being named soul eater
straightchristianfurry: “i’m working on composing some darker stuff for ukelele” something i actually overheard today
guy: omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was
skimpymoms: I overheard my son and his friends talking in his room last week about fucking “big titty MILFs” and how much they love sucking on nipples. My son even started describing in length about how he hooked up with a “45 year old mom with
i legit overheard this when i was in class
breelandwalker: jennaraaawrxoxx:dunshua:if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no” I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO,
fujoshicabal: my fave overheard on campus moment of all time was the two guys who sat behind me in pop culture theory as class was starting one of them was like “so… do you want a blowjob after this” in a rly bored voice, and then the second guy
broodingsoul: Overheard a guy at the gym say, “It’s daddy season in this gym and I’m here to get adopted” and part of me was like GIRL and part of me was like
merrymethods:Once when I was a waitress, which was a terrible job in the place I was living at the time and made me very miserable after a few weeks of sheer joy at having a job at all, this group of 50-somethings came into our restaurant.They overheard
jennaraaawrxoxx:dunshua: if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no” I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN ARE
whitegirlsaintshit: yungmeduseld: micdotcom: This homeless man was just looking for a place to sleep — but stopped a rape instead On March 27, while he was in search of a place to sleep that night, Ketrell Ferguson of Washington, D.C., overheard
killerkurves: tattooedpinupgal: I overheard someone say “a size 8 woman is an over-sized whale” - Then I went and did this photoshoot. I am a size 8……
Snippets from my husband’s Xbox live party that I’ve overheard so far“Fun fact I call my taint the badlands”“I see, have you tried having sex?” (discussing fertility struggles)“When you eat a Tic Tac does it make you sad because it reminds
I overheard Sara talking to her doctor about what those bullies said to her and apparently she got bullied for her race, for being Alaskan native. It makes my heart hurt because it happened to me too. I know what it’s like to want to change things
