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bitchfacejaeger: cringe-attacks: i overheard these two guys in the hallway at my school and one of them was like “you always look hot dude… no homo tho” and then like 5 seconds later he yelled “sike!” and slapped the other dude’s ass Imagine
storyadvocate: ciarachimera: Dads who refuse to do anything that is traditionally considered “feminine” with their daughters are lame dads. I’ve been in the store and overheard a dad tell his little girl who might have been 12 to go by herself
unbelievable-facts:Last year, Dr. Amanda Hess was in the hospital and about to give birth when she overheard there was another pregnant woman whose baby was in distress. The on-call doctor wasn’t at the hospital yet, so Hess delivered the baby before
fangirltothefullest: nonasuch: Yesterday I overheard someone talking about how he was taking classes at the University of Maryland because they offer free tuition if you’re over 60. My brain IMMEDIATELY began scripting a screwball comedy in which
hedgehog-moss:I was at the coffeeshop in the village and someone asked me how my llamas are doing, and a woman overheard and told me that when she was a kid, her parents used to have a couple of llamas in their sheep farm, and every single sheep in their
yoursluttymom: Your mom overheard your black friends saying that white women never have ass. Fortunately, she’s got the evidence on hand to prove them wrong. You just hope she doesn’t ask them to prove the bbc stereotype in return.
beta-pledge: You’d overheard Megan’s friend group laughing about something they’d seen online; guys who had been locked into chastity by their wives. Megan had commented on it, saying how cute and sweet she thought it was and that she hoped she’d
from the same place that brought you the word “thunderslut” I just overheard someone get called a “soggy sock fucker” Now with multiple interpretations for your pleasure
riddlemetom: Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [4/4] Inspired by x
earlploddington: buuurger: culturalrebel: itsredrobinnotswanqueen: pasiphile: greenycrimson: Ponced from Overheard in Waitrose let me sing you the song of my people it goes EVERYTHING IN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY IS ABOUT CLASS THE FOOD IS ABOUT
straightchristianfurry: “i’m working on composing some darker stuff for ukelele” something i actually overheard today
jennaraaawrxoxx: dunshua: if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no” I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN
fujoshicabal: my fave overheard on campus moment of all time was the two guys who sat behind me in pop culture theory as class was starting one of them was like “so… do you want a blowjob after this” in a rly bored voice, and then the second guy
kingkrookodile: i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”
While I was out today I overheard someone describing Steven Universe in detail to someone else (I think it was their younger sibling) At first I just heard the name Steven, which always immediately gets my attention but it’s a common name so I didn’t
While I was out today I overheard this old couple talking. One of them was setting up an online account (not sure where) for the other and he asked “What do you want the password to be?”and she said “Make it ‘password’.”and I was like
fun fact I was at the car wash today and one of the employees was reving my car a little more than they needed to be and I overheard the owner say “we even wash racecars here!” to a couple of the other employees
I had a dream that I found out that there was a secret room under our garage and my parents got really upset when I overheard them talking about it. I was told to stay out of it. Naturally I didn’t listen and I found evidence of how to get in.
ashy-matsuno-boy: rinaskitty: (requested by an anon) What if Satoshi had overheard Eureka telling Lillia about Citron’s BDSM kink and immediately thinks about his “Dancing Invention”?? Well, my friend, Ive drawn exactly that OwO So it goes like
bellecosby: I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their
guy: omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was
thedalekmaster: captn-bucky: bellecosby: I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say
riddlemetom: Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [2/4] inspired by x
ygocharacterstalkingallincaps: YUUMA, I RECENTLY LEARNED ABOUT THIS THING CALLED ‘THE INTERNET.’ I OVERHEARD TAKASHI TALKING ABOUT THE THE OTHER DAY AND IT SOUNDS MAGNIFICENT. ALL OF THIS KNOWLEDGE AT YOUR FINGERTIPS…DO YOU THINK YOU COULD USE
livinglovinoloca: today after school my friend asked “hey can i get your dick in a box” and i was like “no, but you can get it in a cage, cause it’s a wild animal” and the drama teacher overheard me and choked on her coffee
sn0wman: brbjellyfishing: fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon when my mom was having the c-section done so that they could get me out, she overheard the head doctor telling the other doctors
jennaraaawrxoxx:dunshua: if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no” I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN ARE
merrymethods:Once when I was a waitress, which was a terrible job in the place I was living at the time and made me very miserable after a few weeks of sheer joy at having a job at all, this group of 50-somethings came into our restaurant.They overheard
Things overheard in the music building:
theinturnetexplorer: “ Mom sat next to this guy at the deli and overheard him talking about some “贄 million dollar deal” and took this awkward photo. She texted me it and said any idea who this is?” apparently Stan Lee makes cameos in people’s
merrymethods:Once when I was a waitress, which was a terrible job in the place I was living at the time and made me very miserable after a few weeks of sheer joy at having a job at all, this group of 50-somethings came into our restaurant. They overheard
Things overheard in my ap classes:
sure-shot-riza: //Can we take a moment to look at these two photos? Now I overheard in a book store the other day some punk saying ‘Hahah Look how lame this is! They forgot to put his gloves back on in the next photo.’ Well it took all my might not
My neighbour has clearly woken up at 4am to find her husband watching porn... this is word for word the conversation I just overheard.
My mom overheard me talking about Kaneki and asked me what his name was so I said Ken and now she thinks he’s a real person...
karly1434blr: A Gruvia Fanfiction [Fairy Tail] (on Wattpad) http://my.w.tt/UiNb/jFev5p6S6v “It’s time that Juvia lets go of Gray-sama” Juvia overheard a conversation between Loke and Gray and got hurt after Gray confirm something that he didn’t
“I’m judging you just for the fact that you want me to judge you!” - Overheard camgirl roommate
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