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I had a One Piece dream last night, that I was Usopp, and I overheard a guy conspiring to hurt Luffy. I tried to play it cool and quietly sabotage him, but then I couldn’t stand it anymore and I grabbed him and awkwardly beat him up on the floor
beta-pledge: You’d overheard Megan’s friend group laughing about something they’d seen online; guys who had been locked into chastity by their wives. Megan had commented on it, saying how cute and sweet she thought it was and that she hoped she’d
Read the Note a Mom Wrote to a Group of Petty Teenagers She Overheard in Starbucks
#the100 We made it on to a list!! http://t.co/kyPE9OHPSN The top 16 writers’ room twitter accounts! We’d like to thank Indiewire, of course for this honor. The writers for saying incredibly weird stuff we can post as ‘overheard’&he
When Mack overheard his friend Jack’s wife tell Jack he needed to have more protein in his diet…after their mutual workout one day he whipped out his whopper cock and teased Jack about a way he could get all the protein he needed….was
Pearl: I can’t understand what Rose sees in you! You’re just a human whose existence is just a small moment in her life!Greg:bet Garnet overheard this and thought “this would be a nice line in a song”
underthe-corktree: sadghasdja so I have a really hard time with school and I get very upset/anxious about going. Well Saturday night I was crying to my parents about how much I hate school and I guess my little brother overheard me because today I opened
kingkrookodile: i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”
neverlandlumos: Can we have a round of applause for Old Man Teuchi from Ichiraku? The ramen chef not only fed Naruto when he was starving as a child but has overheard numerous top-secret conversations without being a snitch
jennaraaawrxoxx: dunshua: if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no” I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN
I overheard this conversation earlier today
i legit overheard this when i was in class
My neighbour has clearly woken up at 4am to find her husband watching porn... this is word for word the conversation I just overheard.
What the fuck I’m at IHOP seated near the kitchen and I just overheard some male American employee say “hey I need some eggs made por favor ándale” (complete with lazy American accent) to the cooks (presumably Mexican) what the fuck.
nonasuch: Yesterday I overheard someone talking about how he was taking classes at the University of Maryland because they offer free tuition if you’re over 60. My brain IMMEDIATELY began scripting a screwball comedy in which a broke millennial who
tradietaster: Overheard these straight mates comparing cock sizes at the urinals, got me all horny listening to them ;)
yourplayersaidwhat: Context: Our monk had sneaked out of his prison cell through the convenient ventilation ducts overheard. He is crawling through the cells, fights a giant rat, then keeps going. DM: There is a opening ahead, do you want to go down
shit-overheard-at-hogwarts:Ravenclaw, about themselves: Interesting concept but poor execution.
shit-overheard-at-hogwarts:Hufflepuff: What are you two arguing about this time?Ravenclaw: He’s always using common phrases incorrectly!Gryffindor: Cry me a table, Raven!
butchlizbian:worldoptimization-deactivated20:today I overheard a woman on the plane complaining about her boyfriend’s apartment“he doesn’t have a coffee table, so if you’re sitting in his living room you have to put your drink on the floor.”
pied-piper-of-hamlet:headspace-hotel:Things Overheard on a Magical College Campus “So, we had to have another fucking hall meeting about people teleporting in the halls.” “Her parents are high elf sorcerers, so obviously they bought her her own
skygemspeaks:thinking about how fiona’s bit in the first shrek movie about how ogres are so ugly and unlovable, which is overheard by shrek, is the perfect example of how self-deprecation can really harm not only the people around you who love and
jennaraaawrxoxx:dunshua: if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no” I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN ARE
alunit: I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their
atlas-prime: Overheard while leaving the dining hallGirl 1: and you’re dressed in so much camoGirl 2: it’s Veteran’s Day chic
tmedia: I overheard you wanted bums… Have a bum! xx ATGC Oh hellooooooo.. So I can have this bum? Such a good morning! Go follow her!
freakyboysonly: We were on family vacation and I overheard my big brother on the phone telling his girl he was horny. I waited til he was off the phone and no one was at the cabin and told him to come outside. Started working on that dick and he worked
pettyrevenge: So today I overheard a group of french tourists making fun of a handicapped woman at the crosswalk. Although a majority of the people in this city cannot speak or understand french, I can. I told them I understood the language and welcomed
Things overheard in the music building:
straightchristianfurry: “i’m working on composing some darker stuff for ukelele” something i actually overheard today
fujoshicabal:my fave overheard on campus moment of all time was the two guys who sat behind me in pop culture theory as class was starting one of them was like “so… do you want a blowjob after this” in a rly bored voice, and then the second guy
jackalqueenston: i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha
broodingsoul: Overheard a guy at the gym say, “It’s daddy season in this gym and I’m here to get adopted” and part of me was like GIRL and part of me was like
captainsnoop: one time i was at the vet’s office and i overheard two of the vets making fun of a cat for being named soul eater
amberisntacrayon: I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you?
rickraunch: You overheard him putting down fags at the gym. Now, you want him to bully and humiliate you so bad you can taste it.
i overheard this...
foxtial: Yesterday, on the other side of the border, I was walking down the the Mexican streets pretending life is a long runway, when I overheard and saw a guy look and me and say “Mira” “Ese vato princesa” to the vendor selling potatoes. And
I just had a horrifying thought… what if thugtards caught on to the whole ‘doge’ thing? Like I go to work and I overheard a gangsta wanna say something like “Sup doge, much bling!”…. Id leave the fucking continent
guy: omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was
captn-bucky: bellecosby: I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated
theinturnetexplorer: “ Mom sat next to this guy at the deli and overheard him talking about some “贄 million dollar deal” and took this awkward photo. She texted me it and said any idea who this is?” apparently Stan Lee makes cameos in people’s
justanotherrpmeme: Send me ❃ and I’ll generate a number for what my muse will say to yours. Overheard In The Bedroom Version 1-33 Read More
@UPNORTHTRIPS VS. @DIRT_NASTY #THEMAGIC8BALL *BONUS* "FUCK WHATCHA HEARD" Dirt Nasty deciphers some quotes we overheard. 1. Someone was quoted as saying “Dirt Nasty’s music is like peeing in the sink, you’re not supose
phukers: This man overheard my friend and I talking about money and….
aj30349: richbitchcoco: callmemsj: anyaithesaiyan: ladiesluvjames: Head from my uber driver, had a conversation in the car about black girls give weak head on the phone with my bro, she overheard and said you need someone like me to get the job done.
floatserver: cringe-attacks: i overheard these two guys in the hallway at my school and one of them was like “you always look hot dude… no homo tho” and then like 5 seconds later he yelled “sike!” and slapped the other dude’s ass Imagine
