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tattooedpinupgal: I overheard someone say “a size 8 woman is an over-sized whale” - Then I went and did this photoshoot. I am a size 8……
heeelloimleon: -cinematiceyes: likeitstrey: subaudible: silverware, overheard. THE WHISK OH MY GOD. lmfao the whisk and it’s hair LOL THE WHISK
riddlemetom: Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [2/4] inspired by x
guy: omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was
irontsar: bbcformyfamily: When I overheard my little sister saying she had seen the biggest dick ever I bet her I knew someone with a bigger cock. I told her if I won I got to record her being fucked by it, needless to say she was shocked with how big
jennaraaawrxoxx: dunshua: if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no” I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN
jennaraaawrxoxx:dunshua: if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no” I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN ARE
kingkrookodile: i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”
warptothegraveyard: I listened to a lot of majora’s mask music while cutting this out and i encourage you not to look in the youtube comments of any majora’s mask video and I overheard that it’s Gabriel’s birthday! happy birthday! [edit] I left
merrymethods:Once when I was a waitress, which was a terrible job in the place I was living at the time and made me very miserable after a few weeks of sheer joy at having a job at all, this group of 50-somethings came into our restaurant.They overheard
Things overheard at art shows:
I met this gorgeous woman a few weeks ago and then I saw her again tonight. She kept telling how beautiful I was. She had overheard me say I don’t sleep with windows open because I’m afraid of intruders so she invited me down to the crystal
browngirlblues: I met this gorgeous woman a few weeks ago and then I saw her again tonight. She kept telling how beautiful I was. She had overheard me say I don’t sleep with windows open because I’m afraid of intruders so she invited me down to the
browngirlblues: browngirlblues: I met this gorgeous woman a few weeks ago and then I saw her again tonight. She kept telling how beautiful I was. She had overheard me say I don’t sleep with windows open because I’m afraid of intruders so she invited
midnight-sun-rising: browngirlblues: browngirlblues: browngirlblues: I met this gorgeous woman a few weeks ago and then I saw her again tonight. She kept telling how beautiful I was. She had overheard me say I don’t sleep with windows open because
musicjock47: iamalwaystriggered: Overheard at a leather contestTop or bottom, you don’t👏🏼leave👏🏼the👏🏼House👏🏼without👏🏼a👏🏼clean👏🏼ass. Actually…I kind of agree with this
anyaithesaiyan: ladiesluvjames: Head from my uber driver, had a conversation in the car about black girls give weak head on the phone with my bro, she overheard and said you need someone like me to get the job done. so i had to test it out :) Omg I
feistylittleleopard: Completely loved flashing and the comments overheard…. @kelly-momnwife Happy flash Saturday 👄 Wowsers!!!!! You are smoking hot!!! Show this sexy girl some love ♥️♥️♥️ Happy Saturday Flash 📸📸📸
whitegirlsaintshit: yungmeduseld: micdotcom: This homeless man was just looking for a place to sleep — but stopped a rape instead On March 27, while he was in search of a place to sleep that night, Ketrell Ferguson of Washington, D.C., overheard
elshalarossa:Overheard: “Genders are a lot like cars. Most people have them. But we live in New York.” lol
fruity-cat: snake overheard that a certain mayor hasn’t logged in for 3 years, leaving isabelle to run the town all by herself… i think some payback is in order!
hawaiiansdonotblog: I overheard a mother telling her daughter while playing ‘Life’ that she needed to put a blue and a pink in the front instead of 2 pinks. When the little girl asked why she was told because that’s what the rules said. She then
black-tangled-heart: Overheard On The Titanic by Austin Kleon
nonasuch: Yesterday I overheard someone talking about how he was taking classes at the University of Maryland because they offer free tuition if you’re over 60. My brain IMMEDIATELY began scripting a screwball comedy in which a broke millennial who
freelance-honey-badger: thatpettyblackgirl: Overheard in a shop: Man: Didn’t want to disturb you when u were on the phone but u are in the US now. Speak English. Woman: Excuse me? Man: If u want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. Here we
twitterthecomic: lmao i just overheard this conversation *sound of wind through the trees* *distant bird call* hahaha haha i dont know where i am im alone — thrillbo (@thrillbo) May 14, 2013
plaidandredlipstick:i overheard a straight boy complaining about he can’t wear plaid anymore because “lesbians ruined it” and it just made me so happy. i really think that we as a people need to come together and steal more things from straight
skyecandi: overheard at the dominos I work at: “pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas.” “you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver”
humansofnewyork: “A coworker asked for my number the other day. My friends overheard and said: ‘He must have a thing for Indians.’ I was like, ‘Or maybe I’m just really fucking cool.’”
riddlemetom: Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [4/4] Inspired by x
i just overheard my parents talking and now the house is officially for sale. i looked up the adress and found it on half a dozen house sites. the photos are really pretty and my stepdad included some not of the house, but of the property with snow and
bellecosby: I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their
Things overheard in my ap classes:
storyadvocate: ciarachimera: Dads who refuse to do anything that is traditionally considered “feminine” with their daughters are lame dads. I’ve been in the store and overheard a dad tell his little girl who might have been 12 to go by herself
newspaperblackout: Overheard on the Titanic - a 20x200 print by Austin Kleon
jackalqueenston: i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha
plaidandredlipstick: i overheard a straight boy complaining about he can’t wear plaid anymore because “lesbians ruined it” and it just made me so happy. i really think that we as a people need to come together and steal more things from straight
alphaboyz: At the gym, I overheard this AlphaBoy telling a buddy, “…yeah, she’s still outta town. Getting to that point where I’m staring at every open mouth I see.” In the shower stall across from him, I got eye contact, stared down at
vrepitzza: redacted-metallum: redacted-metallum: Did I ever tell yall about the time I had a really vivid dream that I overheard some dudebros talking about sucking dick and one of them said “I’d suck a dick” and his bros were like “but bro
bitchfacejaeger: cringe-attacks: i overheard these two guys in the hallway at my school and one of them was like “you always look hot dude… no homo tho” and then like 5 seconds later he yelled “sike!” and slapped the other dude’s ass Imagine
Things Overheard in Dorms
impactrueno:arnold and helga as parentswhen your wife is about to make a scene at the playground because she overheard another parent’s kid call your kid ugly
the signs as things overheard in the band room