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slavery: Woman I overheard: my pussy be popping like sum bacon Me: excuse me, I have feeling for you.
glumshoe: I barely speak any Arabic anymore but I can understand just enough to occasionally be scandalized by overheard gossip in public bathrooms.
sandersstudies: Overheard in a coffee shop, long conversation between two men about attempts to get more muscular (both were very tall and skinny) and one said to the other “I just wanna be that guy, you know? Like my friend needs his fridge moved and
lesmiserabelles:shout-out to the person i overheard today rushing into an antiques shop to ask, very urgently, ‘do you have any silver crosses?’. wishing you well in your fight against the creatures of darkness, friend
bitchfacejaeger: cringe-attacks: i overheard these two guys in the hallway at my school and one of them was like “you always look hot dude… no homo tho” and then like 5 seconds later he yelled “sike!” and slapped the other dude’s ass Imagine
guy: omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was
chachacharlieco: overheard someone talking about minnivan as i was doing my morning walk and said that it was weird and all that and I’m going lmao yeah thats the idea but i aint gonna say that im just a stranger going for a walk and they could be
amberisntacrayon: I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you?
kingkrookodile: i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”
floatserver: cringe-attacks: i overheard these two guys in the hallway at my school and one of them was like “you always look hot dude… no homo tho” and then like 5 seconds later he yelled “sike!” and slapped the other dude’s ass Imagine
phukers: This man overheard my friend and I talking about money and….
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onedirectioncutefacts: I’m at a family party and I’m reading something on my phone and I overheard my mom tell her friends how “bright” I am and how I’m always reading something and they all looked at me and my mom was like “you see? She’s
jackalqueenston: i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha
riddlemetom: Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [2/4] inspired by x
its-not-a-happy-ending: I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated
theinturnetexplorer: “ Mom sat next to this guy at the deli and overheard him talking about some “贄 million dollar deal” and took this awkward photo. She texted me it and said any idea who this is?” apparently Stan Lee makes cameos in people’s
rowena-on-broadway: pynki: pumpkingspicedpotter: i-am-frillyknickers: pumpkingspicedpotter: somethingvaguetodo: pumpkingspicedpotter: Okay but what if all of the potions edits in Snape’s old textbook were just things he overheard James say in
sonfermum: Apparently my sister overheard mom and I in my room last night. When she confronted me with it this morning after our parents left for work, all I could do was tell the truth. Next thing I know, she’s wanting to know what it was that made
My neighbour has clearly woken up at 4am to find her husband watching porn... this is word for word the conversation I just overheard.
doublefine: Overheard (and seen) at Double Fine: “You can borrow my slippers, if you want, but that is not going on my head!” -Laura O’Brien, office manager.
drago-gallantmon: riddlemetom: Overheard in the Halls of Hogwarts Realistic hogwarts
thedailywhat: Stay Classy of the Day: At a police gun range in Louisiana today, Rick Santorum was showing off his shooting skills with a Colt M1911 when an AP cameraman, as well as several other reporters, overheard a woman in attendance advising the
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jennaraaawrxoxx:dunshua: if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no” I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN ARE
intriguingbuthorrible: “She’s one of those girls,” she’d overheard him bragging on the phone, just before the first guests showed up. “She’ll do whatever the fuck we want.”
black-pentha: oppiesmallz: creasegod: anyaithesaiyan: ladiesluvjames: Head from my uber driver, had a conversation in the car about black girls give weak head on the phone with my bro, she overheard and said you need someone like me to get the job
smiling-luis: You were always toxic. I should have known when I overheard you poisoning their opinion of me.
jesstaras: I overheard someone say “I know a girl who has a pic of herself as her phone background!” And it reminded me that my yoga nook so far consists of: a big ass mirror, & literally a sculpture of myself watching over me as I practice.
jennaraaawrxoxx: dunshua: if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no” I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN
x0gcaps0x: This is my 8 year old sister, Claudia. She’s beautiful, right? I was busy cleaning in my room, while I overheard her sobbing to my mom. The only words I could clearly hear her say was “Kids in my class keep telling me they think I’m
so my coworker thinks its funny to make puns about my name, and today he made some joy division joke that wasn’t funny at all. this customer overheard them and straight up was like “she doesn’t know who they are” and i was like
riddlemetom: Overheard in the Halls of Hogwarts
loudmouthed: a thing I just overheard while at school: “I hate college how do they expect me to fuck on a twin size bed”
musclehank: I had overheard a couple women at the office speculating on the new guy Brian’s body and what they thought he looked like naked. Fortunately for me, it was me that saw him naked first a few weeks later on a business trip together. The company
livinglovinoloca: today after school my friend asked “hey can i get your dick in a box” and i was like “no, but you can get it in a cage, cause it’s a wild animal” and the drama teacher overheard me and choked on her coffee
casey2y5: sammybitchfacewinchester: impalawings: So I was talking about spn with my friend, and a random girl overheard and asked if it was biblical. She had heard the name Ezekiel and remembered it from confirmation class at a Catholic church. She
sn0wman: brbjellyfishing: fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon when my mom was having the c-section done so that they could get me out, she overheard the head doctor telling the other doctors
celticpyro: So I sleepily overheard on the TV that some Shakespeare in the Park group did an adaptation of Julius Caeser but had it “updated” for modern audiences to make Caeser a modern American politician. And now they’re getting heat for it
bellecosby: I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their
riddlemetom: Overheard in the Halls of Hogwarts - 21st century edition
i legit overheard this when i was in class
humansofnewyork: “A coworker asked for my number the other day. My friends overheard and said: ‘He must have a thing for Indians.’ I was like, ‘Or maybe I’m just really fucking cool.’”
straightchristianfurry: “i’m working on composing some darker stuff for ukelele” something i actually overheard today
darkeneddepths replied to your post: Overheard Destruction and perversion mix so unbelievably well. The vices of a masochist. Agreed. Not my only vices, but agreed.
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