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evolvedleo: me, procrastinating: haha it’s okay I work best under pressure! :) me, working under pressure:
bromar: *goes to england* me: excuse me, what time is it? brit: time wots that m8? *big ben chimes* everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers* brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
railroadsoftware: person: so what have you been up to me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush… person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets me: oh it’s nothing..
quarium-mod: theotakux: quarium-mod: heck-yeah-mary: appledashwins: heck-yeah-mary: Best game over screen 2014 Is it any good? rumors of unnecessary DWM plug-ins made me shy away from it but it looks like fun Oh it’s pretty fun! And the dialogue
armins-secret-armin-rp-blog: jjeans binder. was probably white originally. but he never takes it off. he tries to sleep in it. its sweaty. it smells bad. he sprays it with febreeze and/or douchey cologne to mask the scent. his friends have to make
are you fucking kidding me with that voicemail, garcia? is your goal to kill me with this bullshit? because it happened.
the scent of patchouli makes me think of christmas and it’s weirdly distressing to me bc I don’t know if this is a common thing with people? I keep trying to look up “patchouli christmas” but it turns out a book was basically
fuckdad: it always fucks me up cause i think my friends on here are like my age or maybe a year younger but then they talk about how much fun they about to have 11th grade and i’m like? what the fuck did you are just saying?
sugardanni: “he… kissed me” hehe, beautiful melonoo requested me to draw Caesar on palette #13 so here it is (*/ω＼) hope u like it ♡
brozoi:9 times out of 10 i sit with my hand/s between my thighs or fucken jammed up in my crotch or something to keep them warm and im always concerned that ill be chilling like that and people around me will notice and make it weird. dont make it weird
la-yiyi025: one of my friends asked me to draw Aizawa blushed and nervous <3 sorry if it looks bad,it’s hard for me to draw him :’^)
curtishoyle: I was sitting here in the dark trying to remember when I found out Santa Clause wasn’t real. No one ever told me straight out. It didn’t come like a bullet, it came like poison. Y’know, the kind that act real slow? So, you don’t even
gunggaygirl: gunggaygirl: okay it’s soooo so easy to make me cry, but a definite surefire way to make me break tf down is quote that euripides quote that was like, it’s not hard work to take care of the one you love or something this one
bluejaybarnes: Steve: Your memorial starts in an hour. You planning on attending it?Bucky: Ha. No… Just do me justice… and make sure all the girls are cryin’.Nat: Idiot.Bucky: Ow!Winter Solider Feat Itself Issue 1 written by Ed Brubaker
GUESS WHO NOW HAS INSTAGRAM <Link right here to my page if your interested.And since I’ve not had it for very long, if anyone else has one please send me a link I would love to follow you! So far I’ve been having a lot of fun on the site being
jigokuhana:“Sometimes…I wonder if she can see me through your eyes.”...…Told ya I had another comic idea.This one’s not as polished at the Amethyst one, I admit, but I think it’s still effective in it’s own way. :3
artemispanthar: Leg oh, btw, that’s not an American flag in the background. Its actually a Brotherhood of Steel banner I got from the Fallout loot crate. I use it to block out the blinding bright streetlight outside that tries to shine directly into
the-masked-hunter:Baby race really does make me sob uncontrollably every time huh?Bingo’s line “maybe you just saw something you wanted.” Referring to Chili is like a one hit KO oh my GOD. Also the MUSIC 💙💙💙
sharklyweekly: when ppl tag posts w/ my name it makes me smile so big oh my god
thoseinnerthots:thoseinnerthots:Hello, it me Oh Snapple, a picture of me is about to get 1k notes on it 😱
jordan-reet: annabellebanks: I think I got sunburnt today. Anyone have some aloe I can borrow? I happened to grab some actually. But I can only let you borrow it if you let me put it on for you Oh poor me. I have to let a handsome guy rub lotion
ashamedofmybrain: Oh shit me snapchat is going off! Put on some makeup to go see suicide squad tonight! #SquadGoals (it’s only me going to see it in lonely lol)
do you ever think you’re losing interest in a ship but then there’s like that one piece of fanart or that one fanfic or even that one headcanon post and it’s just like oh hell no, not again.
new theme finally.;u; i may have overdone it with all the pink but i don’t give two shits and anyone who complains can eat an entire ass thank.
jayaury: Hello subject 218. Thank you for volunteering to test my machine.Its name? Oh, it’s an anagram. Studmaker is just how it came out. No need to think about it. Or think at all! Good boys just obey. Now, time to take a seat and let me turn it
l0rdfapulous: somethingratchet: cozmeesah: EXCUSE ME?!?? Bring it BACK? I wasn’t aware it was gone. But, oh that’s right, it must have been because there’s been a black FLOTUS for 8 years. She couldn’t possibly be glamorous, right? The white
scienceofconduction: r3d1sth3b3stcolor: falcon-knight: ok STORYTIME my mom gave me this gift for my birthday at first i was like please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy but then i was like oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl
o-sakakakakaka: eikuuhyo: Two more gloriousnesses…! Look at dem booty! Look at dem pretty art…! Now time for me to go find some pillows that for these! OH MY GOD THE KNOCKOUT ONE Because these were individually printed for me, I think it was
femdomsrule: I’ll never have sex with you but I’ll use your mouth and wallet whenever I feel like it. Oh trust me you’ll thank me for it when I’m done.
morimerry: afrocentric-divination: pervvypanda: afatblackfairy: waddlingbehind: shessuchagoodgirl: verminprincesa: Daddy: *punishes me by spanking me* Me: *pretends to cry* Me after daddy leaves: Daddy: *sees me* Daddy: Oh it didn’t hurt I see,
Welp I got my tattoo scheduled :D I’m a bit nervous about the finances but I know when Nick gets home from the field he’ll make me feel better and help me. Oh it was so nice to meet my artist. I’m an anxious mess but it felt so good to sit and talk
r3d1sth3b3stcolor: falcon-knight: ok STORYTIME my mom gave me this gift for my birthday at first i was like please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy but then i was like oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl and i- make a wish?
falcon-knight: ok STORYTIME my mom gave me this gift for my birthday at first i was like please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy but then i was like oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl and i- make a wish? i think i just became
scarletthedesolate: scarletthedesolate: Don’t you just hate it when you’re drawing a cute little doodle then you get to the eyes and stop— GOOD LORD WHAT HAVE I BIRTHED IT GOT WORSE I SWEAR I’M TRYING Oh my god I can’t believe I just
thegravelbro: corketree: me: i want to die me: oh no what if my friends get worried me: i want to die™ me: that’s better ,, now it’s ‘ironic’ @kkaroushi
iamsodonerightnow: asian: nakedchicken97: asian: my friend told me that it looks like bukkake and i had to look it up Well did you find out what it was yeah it was just a tad bit more intensified than what i did, with a few extra hands I am
unleashtherage: amb00bs: parks-and-rex: Wear me so I know it’s real Me and my bff did this except we made mugs @unleashtherage That’s how you know it’s official. 👯
m86: turing-tested: self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times me reading this at
bagginses: Nobody said it was easy. It’s such a shame for us to part Nobody said it was easy. No one ever said it would be this hard. Oh, take me back to the start - The Scientist by Coldplay
kwopper54: 813couple: mehotwife: joyofbbc: 100% It’s me and a friend hubby took the picture Yesss Yup Oh it’s me alright
daddyslittlebutterscotch: im-not-here-2-impress-u: waddlingbehind: shessuchagoodgirl: verminprincesa: Daddy: *punishes me by spanking me* Me: *pretends to cry* Me after daddy leaves: Daddy: *sees me* Daddy: Oh it didn’t hurt I see, let’s try
pizzaotter: notlostonanadventure: pizzaotter: starsdontfadeaway: acciowine: I want to be a naked selfie coach. Coach me Daddy ;p Me too actually, it’s a good profession. Really, it’s all about angles and facial expressions No no no no no
queen-of-the-lies: Nobody said it was easy It's such a shame for us to part Nobody said it was easy No one ever said it would be this hard Oh take me back to the start
wersomefreakss: Snapchat me Wersomefreaks ask about prem account I guess tumblr let me sneak one on like and reblog and this was on my snap prem $ oh it’s worth it 🙈😩🍆💦
gusovat:Oh hey! It me, it me! Haha
I was all OH NO MY NAKED SELF IS ON MY ME PAGE HE CAN SEE IT but it’s not so that’s good yay but still bad pictures dere
ingtarwolf: cummbunny: WHY IS NO ONE ELSE FREAKED OUT ABOUT THE SHEEP/LAMB FAKE WOMB THING Because this may save countless lives? I’m not against it because I know that one day there could be a baby that is born premature and this could keep
Now please, kiss me. Or at least lie on top of me
deviantsexualcouple: Stroke it until it is nice and hard.. then slide that fucker in me Oh fuck me…
sighinglotus: I love it when the doctors tells me to get some rest because it gives me the perfect excuse to be super lazy 😍😍😍😍😍
scienceofconduction: r3d1sth3b3stcolor: falcon-knight: ok STORYTIME my mom gave me this gift for my birthday at first i was like please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy but then i was like oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl and
mochegato:pixiecodesnowbaz: cerulean-beekeeper: starcitysirens: There are two kinds of fic writers: 1. Fuck it, it’s fiction 2. Let me look up real estate listings, so I can plot out subway routes and schedules and see if this walk really is long
sheneedsyourcum: Mmmm big brother you have such a nice big cock. Can you cum for your little sister? I want you to cover me in your warm white cum. Oh it feels so good. Your cock gets me so wet when it cums all over my face.
weirdlyprecious: It’s the fusion mermaid brigade!based on @jen-iii ‘s original design EVERYONE’S FAVE SQUARE MAMA PLUS LITTLE RUBY FISH BECAUSE I COULDN’T RESIST. Jen’s design is one of my faves, and if you haven’t seen yet, it’s an obligatory
clumsyglottologist: my phone case came in! :D thank you again for letting me use your art on it!!! oh boyy you did it! you’re welcome!! <3
