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*gasp* “baby, look! The pills I took last night actually worked! Oh… Oh my god… My boob is massive… And look at my nipple! Oh, it’s so sensitive baby… Please; come suckle me…”
bogglehead: IT’S HERE IT’S REAL OH MY GOD GIVE IT TO ME
missamberwaves: pet-trap: Oh it might be a little painful at the moment pet … But in a month or two … let me assure you … you’ll be begging me to use a bigger cock … It’s going to be such fun turning you into a Size Queen … That’s a
I read this the wrong way. I read it as kiss my fat free ass but as in fat and free two separate adjectives like kiss my fat ass and it’s free. Then read it again and oh it made much more sense. *fat-free* why words must try to confuse me.
I have no words. I love this picture, ‘cept maybe my face. I’ve always been too harsh on that part of me. x3
ilivetohearthesewords: daddys-slut: yes! oh please, no more teasing, Daddy. I need it! I need it so bad it hurts. “Not until you’ve earned it, kitten”
Someone calls me a bitch? “Hey fuckdick, why don’t you gargle my lady balls?”Oh yeah, I say “fuckdick” a lot, too.Such a ladylike vocabulary.
Cause it feels like there is ice inside my body. Like there’s a chill running through my heart. It’s like this ice is gonna consume me. If I keep waiting for this thing to start. Oh It’s like I’m all froze up inside. It’s like
forcedrapebeastitly: use-me-break-me-please: brutalwhoreabuse: This is the best way to train a new slut - if she isn’t doing a good enough job, just choke the life out of the whore with a noose. Oh, it works. Yes it does
drawbauchery: spideypool is illegal i can’t believe it oh god do you think the cops will show up at my door i’ve drawn so much of it because tom holland is 3 and ryan reynolds is 183982 and they are the ONLY spiders-men and daedpool in the entire
This is the last post in the “Where’s Peri” arc. Click here to read it from the beginning!
No, I hadn’t. Someone submitted it to me shortly after the gender binary was mentioned on here, and I assumed this was their… I don’t know, contribution? When I saw your reply I looked it up, and it seems like it’s just some weird tumblr-wide
Thanks for showing me how to draw that shiny hair in the stream yesterday<3 Here is the result (Although it looks not very well, at least i tried…) Floor bored is qt btw (:
rodhe09: zoarity: Merry Christmas! This is my first hand drawn animation in life. It took me probably more time than it should, but I hope it was worth it. HHHHNNNNNGGGGGG
invidia1988:Because I wanted to write this little blueberry. This is a pure drabble, and I am sorry if it might be a little ooc. But. I wanted to write for this. I’ve been seeing an increase of people sad lately, not feeling good, having bad days, and
schizophrenicdavestrider: -giving ur friends the same information over and over because u forgot u ever gave it to them -opening up a new text post only to forget what u were going 2 say -never changing a wall calendar/needing to look up what day of
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“Oh, Windows wants to update? Let me just do that real quick before starting my day” - me, a complete buffoon, like 20 minutes ago
artemispanthar:Me: *talks excessively about the thing I like*People: That’s weird and obsessiveMe: oh, okayMe: *only says a word or two when someone brings up the thing I like, shuts down or moves on or plays it off like I don’t want to talk
MAKE IT RAIN!OH. wait. actually…. I really need that. costume is The Pro from the self titled series published by Image comics (made by me!) follow me on facebook, https://www.facebook.com/Microkittycosplayor support me on patreon, https://www.patr
rotting: deathsy: 5unshinekid: Oh, it’s Hatti! Better change he source back to where it belongs! Bit awks, the picture is of me but it’s Maisie’s not mine. Linky. ima make it pop TWURK Ellexxx: <3 this so much
corketree: me: i want to die me: oh no what if my friends get worried me: i want to die™ me: that’s better ,, now it’s ‘ironic’
andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic: 20butts: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic: @ Starbucks me: hot chocolate, please. barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it? me: yes =) barista: not a coffee drinker are you? me: try something difference. [3 minutes
Night #1. IT HAPPENED. I’m doing my best to do a little photoset for each day I’m in New York… Reason #1 because I have a fancy phone which allows me to take and share great pictures if my life; reason #2 is to capture stories like
snoopingasusualisee: almond-milk-hotel: theyoungdaddy: carpetmunchr: deadecchi: theamazingindi: kumagawa: therealogmail: theyoungdaddy: princesscumkitty: When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕 Oh hey look it’s me!I usually cut up kittens
bookishbutcorruptible: ruthseriouslydothis: doctorbartycrouchjr: nugget—princess: tyleroakley: basedthursday: go to cvs.com and search for “decor” oh oh #oh Well then.
landbasered: roquereptil: it has begun WHHHAAAAAAA Oh man, OH MAN, the foreshadowing/theme of Finn’s right arm being replaced is one of my favorite things in the show. And let me tell you I freaking love Adventure Time so that’s saying
blueandbusted:onlinewomenwelove:“So, tell me more about this chastity thingy. Summer said it keeps you from getting hard. Like, it actually hurts you if you try to get hard in it? Oh! It does. I see it now. You’re trying to get hard right
andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic: @ Starbucks me: hot chocolate, please. barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it? me: yes =) barista: not a coffee drinker are you? me: try something difference. [3 minutes later] barista: tall hot chocolate!
aggressiveflyingpizza: rougeantivan: i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code” 1. ARE
jocollins: thewolfbroughtindoors: historicaltimes: Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938 via reddit Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus… Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh,
werewolfviking: eternityricekrispies: aggressiveflyingpizza: rougeantivan: i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking
rift-master: my-chemicalkismesis: aggressiveflyingpizza: rougeantivan: i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s
mousathe14: notsosilentwallflower: busket: pardon me my good uh… sir. filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter Oh my god.. I GET IT NOW!
roadhonk: I first read this story on Reddit several months ago but in the time since then it has absolutely haunted me and I regularly remember it as I’m laying down to sleep and without fail even thinking about it will make me laugh hard enough that
jedharenegade:It doesn’t matter how inexperienced or unprepared you think you are, if suicide squad can win an oscar, you can get that job you’re applying for.
satedghost: numinous-queer: thelesseroftwo: Is Russia even real I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat: “Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little
noangelsinthegarrison: My mum: Oh well done girls you finished the Christmas tree! My mum: It’s great! Let me just take a pi - wait. Is that … My mum: Oh for heaven’s sake. My mum: *sigh* I should have seen this coming.
wackosayshello: fistymcbuttpunch: tehdes: friendlyaxolotl: comic about how I’ve been feeling recently Oh look, it’s how I’ve felt for my entire life. Oh look. Depression. Oh look, me. Ese soy yo
tina619: My man and me in the car! My cell phone beeps, informing me that Seth has tweeted something! My man: Who is it? Me: Oh, just Seth! My man: Ah, ok! (It’s like we know him or something lol)
cum-dump-star replied to your post: Watch Sailor Moon with me so I know it… Oh, it’s real! It’s really going to make you cry, it’s so good! I saw it already. I mean like “real” in a relationship sense hahahha.
gigglygamer: rift-master: my-chemicalkismesis: aggressiveflyingpizza: rougeantivan: i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s
gottalovethemfandoms: My reaction to the latest teen wolf episode:Me: YAY IT’S BACK! Wait what, oh it’s fine babies got dis, why you being mean to baby, oh god what, WAIT ,WHATT?!?!?!!?! NONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOO! NO! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! THIS
no, it’s more like people do little things or say they love me but it just doesn’t connect to my brain? like I think oh that’s nice but you’re just saying that which is obviously frustrating for both me and the other person.
partyshoggoth: Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir
samanthachatte: Oh it’s the tights that do it! ONLY the tights? Oh c’est les collants que me faire aller! Mais seuls les collants? Merci ma petite salope Samantha xxx
joe-sparrow: Wo-oh-oh, it’s tarot tuesday again! Friends, I’m still trapped on the 9th of January. Time is passing very slowly for me here - it’s like the movie Interstellar, except with fewer bookcases. I hope everyone is still okay out there
greelin: me, gay: [about a car] so like what… flavor is it.. what.. brand? kind? other person, slightly weirded out but taking it in stride: oh it’s a ford falconwing xx you know :) v36 engine and all that me, visibly shaking, tears brimming my eyes,
theivorytowercrumbles replied to your photo:theivorytowercrumbles Mafia!AU Cinder has me… that dress is indeed killer, woW oh thank god, I’m glad you liked it ^^’ its took a while for all those detaily-poos in it, literally took me
crystal-gems: unusedcanyon: VIDEO OF THE SARDONYX FUSION (SUPER SPOILERS) OHHHHHHH OHHH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GEEZE
I actually thought about this while looking through your blog. It was just an “Oh, RWBY and SU! Cool!” Then I started thinking about it, and so this happened. I thought maybe you would like the idea? I have seen where people draw Team RWBY as SU,
To anyone who went to SDCC and tried out Hunk’s food goo: what was it?? Like what was it made of?? Was it icecream or like jello or something?? This has been plaguing me all day I need to know omfg
namrekeya: me: I don’t like sharing anything about my personal life with strangers. someone on the bus bumping into me: oh, sorry. me: it’s okay, I’ve been hurt before. it all started at the onset of 2015 and
captorthemoment: Enjoying a fine Ikimaru product! Bill Cypher Mug made by: Ikimaru Hot Chocolate made by: me there it iiis!! >:^)oh boyy that chocolate looks so good!(btw in case someone else wants it you can get it here (free shipping today too))
@beetlejuice-lover OH THANK GOD YOU TOLD ME THE WRITERS HAVE SO MUCH EXPLAINING TO DO^NOW THIS VISUAL GAG MAKES ME GAG^RICO NO THAT’S YOUR SIBLING^RICO WAIT THAT’S NOT WHAT PREENING MEANS^A WHOLE GIF OF RICO SINNING?!?!?!!OH GOD RICO NO—–
helltothenaw replied to your photo: And here she isssss~ Part of me is conflicted because it’s Micheal Turner’s version of Supergirl but then OMG SUPERGIRL YAY FEATHERS. !!! a guy friend suggested the pic to me so i mean i dunno if that makes it
jewsdirtylady: subbrunette: stay-a-little: she-serves-him: I’ve always loved it when Daddy leaves me special messages want so bad. always reblog. oh-oh! Makes me want a spanking! (via TumbleOn)
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