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“Thank you for leaving that delicious cup of coffee for me this morning, sweetie! Do you want me to thank you properly now or later?â€Harrison gaped at his mother. The instructions had distinctively told him it would take 4-6 weeks for the drug to
froggyphevoli: To all of my SLO friends who think I’m invincible: Here you go. I’m not. It’s not that I never get sick, I just never get sick in SLO. My hometown hates me just as much as I hate it, I’m pretty sure. Also this is officially THE
So I tried tying up my boobs for everyone but I don’t think it worked like I wanted it to. But oh well here they are!
oh yes master you can also post it on my facebook too. Or put a leash on me and make me walk around in public with my face all coverd in cum.
allan5353: sluty-anal-wife: sluty-anal-wife: A friend wanted to watch me DP myself with my toys while he jerked off. I put on a nice show for him and had him take a pic for me to post on here. Hope you enjoy it ;) ;) I would love to watch that show
ripperelite: A little comic to launch the free section of my site, brought to you by Elu! If you wanna see this stuff as I make it, check me out on twitter Or, if you wanna see this on my site- head on over to http://ripperelite.com! It’s in the gallery!
Oh wow!! Her first reaction to the initial penetration!! AMAZING.
//Oh. I guess I’m Ms. America. This is curious. LOL! I’m not particularly patriotic. I enjoy 4th of July, but that’s about it. xD Mebbe the world needs a Ms. Britannia or something of the sort. England needs some superheroes too!!! :D :D
oh yeah, look see, I am the featured model for this month. on the front page and everything. and over 100 members have now favourited me on godsgirls, how awesome is that!? I wrote a journal about it here to celebrate I am doing a little giveaway to
short-and-stubborn-wins-the-race: Ask me anything I made another one don’t judge me
It’s divoon, oh it’s sereneIn the fountains pink champagneSomeone carving their devotionIn the heart shaped pool of fame.[Kiss them For Me - Siouxsie and the Banshees]
rumiberri: this counts as yesterday’s and today’s MadoHomu It’s an AU without magic… Edit: oops, well tell me if you can’t read it
OH MY GOD LOOK AT THESE THIGHS THEY ARE TOUCHING EACH OTHERS THIS IS DISGUSTINGBelow, a slight glimpse inside my feelings about it.Let me introduce you to my legs. I think they are quite nice.Body police really makes me sad. Especially when I happen
Oh my, like it a bit ruff…
oh it feels so good as he slides inside me, filling me
oh my god i can just say fuck it and draw however the fuck i want i have infinite power
crtter:Until like, a few months ago, I thought that coffee waking people up and making them jittery and nervous if they have too much of it was just a funny cartoon trope because no matter how much caffeine I had, it always only had a very mild effect
Me,minding my own business scrolling thru tumblr: Oh shit, yeah I had to go look up that thing it’s really important*A dumbass ‘Gimmie ya fackin MANEY’ vine post comes up*my ADHD Gremlin brain having a fucking FIELD DAY apparently : Hehe….wait
Got a jolt this morning when I noticed my eyeless skull looking at me. Took me a bit before I realized one of the thumbdrives I’d stuck inside it was peeking out.
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…Me: Hi! I’m so glad I finally found a Yahoo! group for Nintendo fanart!Everyone: Welcome!Me: I like drawing pin-ups!Everyone: Oh dear lord Jesus what have you DONE you have SINNED video games were
me: *says she’s not gonna post a selfie*also me: *is about to post the ‘art vs artist’ meme”
Yesterday was the Killing Joke movie, today is the Wonder Woman trailerThe feels.And you still think that pushing Marvel is giving to Captain Marvel since 2014 can top this? This character who has been around for 75 years? give me a break.
OH WAIT I FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT THE ACT.. Uh, it was decent i guess… ye
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Me:*trying to hold my pee so I can wake up and wet tomorrow.. Realizes that I actually have to go super bad* Dad: where you going it’s only 12??.. Me: heh yeah but I’m just really tired so I’m gonna sleep night Me:*calmly goes
Oh course if you for glasses you gotta do it!! ((Forgive me I couldn’t find a good gif lmao)) >\>
Me: Ho don’t do itBrain: *forgets the thing*Me: oH my GOD
Me: *logs onto youtueb* oh there is female csgo league, this looks awesome! Also me: *looks at comments* why :)
oh god this is so embarrassing listening to a recording of me singing, remembering that time I fucked up my own lyrics I sound both better and worse than I thought I would this is killing me
aiffe: selfless-gunman: REBLOG IF YOUR OTP IS GAY I need to prove my mom that it’s perfectly normal and common to ship two men (or women) OP, just show your mom this.
futureresearcheralex: Thing #1 that frustrates me about ADHD/Executive Dysfunction advice: “Oh, you have a mental/neurological issue that makes it difficult for you to be organized, follow routines, stick with systems, maintain a schedule, do your
rainaramsay: crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill
airyairyaucontraire:I know I’ve bitched about this before butEveryone, apparently: It’s so great that now there’s a YouTube tutorial to teach you anything you want to do!Me: oh my god GIVE ME WRITTEN INSTRUCTIONS (with illustrations/even animated
seelcudoom:salamencerobot:the-cheesemonger13:roseverdict:the-turtleduck-pond:sapphicq:the-turtleduck-pond:sapphicq:the-turtleduck-pond:the-turtleduck-pond:anthonycrowley:anthonycrowleymoved:me, your friendly neighborhood villain apologist: zuko was never
Oh. It’s just you again.Why is it that every male at this event keeps trying to get my attention?My hair? My legs? My heels?You are all such a pathetic bunch. Maybe I should hold try outs later tonight to see which of you will serve me best.
heartinseoul: HOW TO RESPOND TO “GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY” Unable to continue his argument, he proceeded by blocking me, and encouraging his wife to delete me on Facebook as well. For context for the starter pack, he drives a truck.P.S. It’s been
facebookstaff:Me: hoe don’t do it Eyeliner: smears Me: oh my god
cocotingo: music-cecilia-3: johanatis: theletterwsarseflap: my-endless-eternity: seyiku: Also MY LIFE Second to last one for me. My life right now Thats just like me Why does it hurt? Oh yeah, I know why.
wish me luck guys. two math finals, a presentation, and a project due tomorrow… well today…………………………………………. and i gotta run on an hour of sleep……………………………… jfmu.
karrmennn: thesnobbyartsyblog: karrmennn: clarknokent: thesnobbyartsyblog: thesnobbyartsyblog: That thumb in the butt and choking shit is basic. Who gon let me tie them up? Who gon let me put a Leash on they choker ? Who gon let me fuck they face
My step dad trying to set me up with a guy from his work: 23, GOOOD wage, 4 bedroom house close to your work, parents live in Perth, but you’re complete opposites. He’s trendy and goes out and stuff Me: oh yea trendy, social, not my type 🙄
maghrabiyya: browngirlblues: maghrabiyya: browngirlblues: maghrabiyya: browngirlblues: maghrabiyya: browngirlblues: Someday maghrabiyya and I will be together ❤️💜 please Go to bed or what Oh my gosh do you really want to do this right
tuucker:irisowl:So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he
inkskinned: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer
arishako: whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i realize oh wait i actually am over 18
oh it takes you 10 minutes to text me back? oh dear, looks like I might have to take twice as long. darn.
2damnfeisty: imsoshive: okbruuh: imsoshive: allsheneededwassome: aconstructofnothingness: imsoshive: kaddy-kablamo: t1ffanyxo: packtheammo: utivich: that so OH SHIT I GOT IT OMG Took me a minute lmao TAYSTEE GIRRLLL but her head game
bendydicks: mothafickle: kisexy: do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life i am that friend
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oh hey kinda exciting news, im changing where im getting my YOI charms made, gonna try out this other place with my friend who is ordering for me and the charms are gonna come out glittery <3 so really exciting !
Oh, it will hurt My love, yes it will ….. But you will crave the hurt ….. you will beg for it … you will beg for more ….. Trust Me my love, you will~!
oh-woah-dope: m1lky-w4ys: jimmylikesfood: oh-woah-dope: d1verse: 0rbi-t: young-and-imp3rfect: This. what if you saw a shark under your feet like omg and then it popped the ball i think that sharks have better things to do What if you just
(OH MT GOD HO W FUCKING COOL OH M GO SH)
artemispanthar: speaking of The Lion King, that bit at the end of “The Answer” when Rose says “Welcome to Earth” and she and Pearl grin at Garnet kinda reminds me of the bit in The Lion King when Simba says he can’t go back home and Timon
eternally-irrelevant: Mommies Sapph and Ruby with baby Garnet. :3 (I had never tried to draw them as humans before and it felt really unnatural for me to give Sapphire “normal” eyes!) xD
masturbatewithacheesegrater: it’s literally painful watching other people use the internet like oh god why are you using internet explorer no you dont have to double click everything why are you typing google.com into the google search bar oh my fucking
wiinter-lights : am i doing this right (( also i can’t send them separately for idek reason so i had to put the whole thing together, sorry ;w; )) oh mygosh you’re so cute! waHh I love this thanks a lot! <3
oh god ive missed everything
flawedvictori: poseldon:quickie doodle of my first RWBY otp. schneekos. I was ready to go down with this ship and produce truckloads of fanart and then i was like oh. @magicalgirlmindcrank
oh did I ever give my opinion on revue starlight the anime (so far) yet my opinion: it’s good and cute and the music is boppin and kuromaya has me by the neck rn and will NOT let go until their episode(s?) comes out that is all
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