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69shadesofgray: WHY BLAZE IT WHEN YOU CAN GLAZE IT
sweetoothgirl: Candy Bar Pie
fishmech: jewisheleven: my clothes say poor millennial indie but my soul screams 80s gay synthpop
classically-curvaceous: Hopefully this counts as leaving you something nice in your inbox to come home to. It sure does! I feel privileged to receive a submit from you!! :) Thank you very much I’m glad you like it. Oh, and just so everyone
buffyloveshersls: As promised, here are the sexy pics of my gorgeous hubby. I had fun trying out my new role. I also really liked playing peek a boo with the feather. Oh look, it’s me. We had some role reversal last night, and she snapped
Oh yea I made another nsfw blog for all things not H, but who’s kidding i’ll most likely post H there too. It’s still setting up and i’ll probably get back to making gifs once it’s all set up. Also sorry i haven’t posted in a shit long
“But Daddy, you said that if I got my driver’s license, you said you would give me money for anything I wanted!”“I didn’t know you were going to do… to do this, baby!”“Oh Daddy, I’ve wanted it for
Oh, believe me, she knows what she’s doing. After all, this is an home office and she has absolutely no need to be wearing that kind of stuff. Or wouldn’t, ordinarily. But it’s a little game we play where she torments me and I resist
padalickingood: oliviatheelf: This actually kind of scared me when I first saw it and it sank in. #i thought this was about the skeleton war again
thepinkbombfactory: “I Wish Someone Would Spoon Me The Way I Drew Will Spooning Hannibal” By Me.My compa @rrimu wanted some nice fluff spooning. GUYS CHECK OUT HER TUMBLR!!! HER ARTWORK IS LIKE BETTER THAN MINE AND IT IS THE STUFF TO SEE MAN!!!!!
minduiquitelikehope: If I told you where I’ve been would you still call me baby?And if I told you everything would you call me crazy?Cause baby I’m a D A R K S T A R part 1
It's All an Illusion || with leatherandfangs
thebadwolf: “I don’t age. I regenerate… You can spend the rest of your life with me, but I can’t spend the rest of mine with you. I have to live on, alone.”
OH MY GOD IT IS ME FLOP
oH FUCK AND I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT ASSASSIN’S CREED 29th i just let me die here
Oh, it’s worth mentioning that Graham hopped on a train, packed my things, and drove my car for me to get me to his house. So I’m officially not going to have to worry about being home until spring break. My winter break can begin now
oh drat I can’t figure out who sent me these
oh there was also the time I was trying to unlock my phone and I had gloves on, so I decided to try and unlock it with my tongue. It didn’t work.
roselastrider: i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling
"oh my god, you're seriously going to pay college kids ฟ an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"
"Yes, it's an old world."
stumblingaphrodite:Am I the only one who writes fanfiction in their head when they’re trying to sleep? Someone understands me
Oh, you know what “Escapism” kinda reminded me of? The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening. With the whole dream island adventure with the goal being to get off the island. The music for the Watermelon Stevens/Watermelon Island in general has always
crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do
Oh Hi, it’s me.
Fuck it. I’m going to take a shower and may go to bed while the sun is still up. Haven’t eaten dinner. Haven’t really eaten anything today, really. Not real hungry and bored as shit. Oh well. Gonna drag the laptop upstairs to give me
moa810: Today is Glasses Day in Japan.Plus, I saw Kingsman yesterday and that door breaking mother reminded me of The Shining.That made me to do it.
gothjuices: Hey there demons, it’s me ya gal
i just read the cutest fucking lesbian clearao fic and someonE PLEASE FUCKING END ME.
kawamamilosc: ok i redraw haruhi and tamaki from this old ass photoset i wouldn’t do that if people didn’t remind me about it and how horrible it was hahhuhhj
thoughtfultea: People become attractive over time as you get to know them. Someone who you once felt completely neutral towards can make your stomach do somersaults. It’s not that they were not good looking to begin with, it’s just that things happened
nuggetmorty: JUMPED ON THE WAGGON AND MADE AN EXPRESSION SHEET SO YKNOW SEND ME A FACE AND A CHARACTER OR TWO AND ILL DRAW IT YO
oh my god i’m horny 😩
grilled-cockroach: YASSSSSSSSSSS finished! (⊙◞౪◟⊙)ง !!! perspective is very hard for me. ;u; I hope my skill getting better at it. lol please support me at https://www.patreon.com/beriuos
curiousitydidmein: parallelpie: medbutt: i saw this on my dash and yeah What about this tho how much do you wanna bet he seriously considers it. eikuuhyo
eatherstar: scotchtapeofficial: sushinfood: themonsterghost: I wanted to take a stab at animating in Fire Alpaca! And… animating in general! This approach to animation is a first for me so it’s a bit of an experiment but it’s been fun to work
whitmoon: “ Flower for ya! ”Full CG Commission for @yerblues000Thank you for be my first Undertale commissioner! Thank you for commission me! It quite be a long time that I did CG commission. I really hope you like this one! She ask me about
cumfor-me: kinda want to make a girl straddle a few pillows, with a vibrator placed on her clit, and have her press against it, against the pillows, so it stays in place, and just as she’s about to cum, slide my strap inside her and start fucking her
texanredrose: friendbot: princessrobocop: raccoon-butts: wow i sure am thirsty for some apple beverage oh boy prices you can trust, products you can’t Graphic Design has gone so minimalistic it’s morphed into Uncanny Nondescript. My brain tells
reynabcth: princessfailureee: grffindors: do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s
angrybagel: WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA
autumnpug:meglansford:I’m so disgusted I can’t even think straight. Although it’s just a short snapchat video, this boy in the video is spreading his ex’s nudes in hopes that the suicidal girl will commit suicide because “it’ll be funny”.
scratchman: omgtsn: jellybeing: marththebland: that guy in the background is scaring the shit out of me has it finally happened I feel like the torchbearer of a long forgotten religion.
tyleroakley: HE SIMPLY CAN’T HANDLE IT.
the-little-douche-bag: xkanyeinterruptedmex: my-chemical-homestuck: explosives-b: sozziesocks: She’s fourteen, and she already feels like shit for being born white and cis.Fuck tumblr. this makes me sad more than anything. The fact that people
newfoundfelinity: satanic-bitchuals: justfor-thismoment: “I’ve never been to war. I can’t have PTSD.” Yes, you can.“I’m not suicidal. I can’t have depression.” Yes, you can.“He’s never hit me. It can’t be abuse.” Yes, it can.Suffering
maherissey: shoutout to all the kids who - grew up smart and lost it when they got to high school and dont know what happened - are so bright but just cant focus academically - are told their effort isnt good enough when in reality they just dont
pettyrevenge: One time a guy who sat next to me in class called me a bitch and I’d heard him complaining about his white Nikes getting scuffed so I dropped my pen and when I bent down to pick it up I scribbled on his shoe.
420-247: chanted: I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself. wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
cosmicfarts: Getting festive for the holidays~ ok so I saw these sweaters and couldn’t resist lmao
cavumentum: So fusion was literally just meant to make weak gems into bigger, stronger gems. Well, explains why Jasper didn’t like it, I’d hate it too if three crimson toddlers could combine into a mega hell toddler and attack me with a decent chance
radichul: dearoldlove: Two months into our relationship you once asked me how much I loved you and I just said “From here”. You didn’t get it and you got mad and thought I was playing around. Breaking up after almost two years together, I sent
sovrinapparel: I’ve had a lot of people asking me about phone cases(after seeing my skunk ghost one), since there are so many variations of phones, and they are constantly changing it is kind of hard to keep up with technology in that way. And so,
snazziest: I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
alloverthegaf: alloverthegaf: It’s Murder time at college so everything’s chaos A few people have been asking so let me explain Murder’s a game my college does every year where everyone’s given a plastic knife with someone’s name on it. The
cynicallyindecisive: silentnefertiti: therealslayonce: nonchalantrebellion: Me as a mommy The baby in the swing is dancing too 😍 Me I could tell what song it was without turning the sound on. Beautiful
imthegirlwhowaited: spookyviper: Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
yaycreamymancakes: i filled a condom with water and gave it feelings
uhrair: uhrair: my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it’s TERRIFYING. so far, he has: - grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall, whispering “do you see
madelezabeth: this isn’t even funny. it’s just stupid. painfully stupid. :U also i just got a new computer and this is the first thing I draw with it like you literally cannot take me anywhere My 8 year old sister who was reading over my shoulder:
