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koalacola:curioushabits:Watch this video. It’s like the ad for if Steven Universe was on Toonami or something more dramatic than CN.Yesss I am so glad to see this on my dash again
I thought you forgot about me lol
If you’ve never read the book Good Omens, let me tell you what you’re missing
drhanniballecter: I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin
s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said
skeletonhusbands: migglemoo: If he doesn’t have a stomach… where does it go?? @dinkywitch
gummydicksandpixiestixs: dirk2trider: forgive me, for i have sinned THERE IT IIIIS
they found me again
snowboxes: bird-strider: for my english class we had to make movie trailers for lord of the flies. i got my boyfriend to help me whip up this piece of shit and i got a hundred on it. i was the only one in my class who got a hundred @markerpolitics
jamaicanamazon: tempestpaige: thecalicokid: poseidons-tomb: what Yass fuck it up Skeletor! i was about to be mad at the comment above me bc i thought they were calling one of the girls skeletor i was wrong Ok I see you
asksweetcheeks: the-arena-ballerina: neptunain: christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose” “a career” “financial security” “a sex life” “tuition for grad school”
unclefather: wsswatson: until last year i genuinely thought i saw mommy kissing santa claus was actually about the mother cheating on her husband with santa, like it never occurred to me that her husband was dressed up as santa the mother has a santa
leoinengland: vaguelychimerical: biologizeable: Hi hello I just need everyone to look at this picture of a baby Tawny Frogmouth smug ass marshmallow he’s judging me so hard
lntternetexplorer: watermelonsarerad: whismical: i never reblog vines so this is obviously v/ important to me TURN IT ON CAUSE PANDA MAKES NOISE I REPEAT PANDA MAKES NOISE no omg i think im dead
jennilah: Cas addicted to the app Neko Atsume, because i think he’d enjoy it. Lighten up, Dean. Socks is adorable, see? lookit his lil socked feet
sonypraystation: woodmeat: sonypraystation: inbox me a job and I’ll design a robot for it waste management
take your body, haunt it
unlucky-scarecrow: i’ll be in the abyss for awhile if anybody needs me
gay-armadillo: tatt00ine: ilikechildren–fried: jetpack-jenny: celticpyro: a-case-of-tragic-magic: just-shower-thoughts: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life #it would be nice to get
oelm: i’ve been playing attack the light all weekend and this had me laughing every time i got it
officiallapis: How do you like that Pearl? ??being stuck in m bag just like that. Jsut like you crystal fucks stuck me in your gem five Thousand years ago never to be taken out unless your’e beingn showed off to someone How does it feel???????
ronnok-archmage:Not everyone is out to get you. Special thanks to @emarelda for helping me colour this comic! (Those leaks will probably debunk this whole thing, but I spent way too much time on this to drop it.)
Oh okay I guess I’m just having an episode alrighty then
Ooh check it out, I’m gonna stream!
it-a: thecommonchick: finally a bath bomb to match my soul and wardrobe reaper owns this and nobody is going to tell me otherwise
Me, a very serious and dedicated writer: Oh, it’s windowsill, not window sill.
Me spending literally 80% of my time in the fetal position sitting or sleeping: this is what it means to suffer™
daysofthat1ray: lancerbuck: cat-tully: #same Every artist who takes commissions. Oh :D
booplebuns: prpls-drpls: 17: Draw My Ocs This is how it freaking feels … 100% accurate
help-mywife: Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.
lornacrowley: lornacrowley: i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i
omgkatsudonplease: iitsnotivett: Yuzuru Hanyu on Ice vs. off Ice I’ve been watching this for 10 minutes and it still doesn’t stop being funny
crandberrycrush: waldangerous: Stuff like this is why I’m not famous. This took me longer than I’d like to admit to get… but I love it.
“There are a lot of things I don’t know… but just how truly frightening it would be if I were to lose you… that alone I understand fully well. Probably more than anyone else… more than any other person… I’m afraid of losing you.”
gaporter: kawaikunaii: dimsumbao: thesherlockedshire: The Hobbit. Something looks different. I CAN’T EVEN. OH FUCK I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF I’M CHOKING Bombur isn’t Nick Cage…
fantakoi: rintori date~ brumalbreeze allowed me to use her wonderful photos for this set.
hpbacio: Did you know Tokyo Ghoul anime started broadcast? I watched first ep in live and i can’t stop myself to draw this parody thing. lol it much prefer calling Miyagi ghoul :-/
Oh shit it’s my damn birthday haha
YOU GUYS MY DAD IS GETTING HIS LAPTOP FIXED AND IM GOING THROUGH THE PHOTOBOOTH PICTURES ON THIS LAPTOP AND THIS LITTLE GIRL HAS ME LAUGHING SO HARD IT LOOKS LIKE THERES POOP IN HER MOUTH
8hy: here comes the memory i thought i had successfully suppressed
Camping with my boys. I’m off to do it again this weekend. Where to who knows. But I’ll bring back some pic’s. Oh I’m sorry guys, I’ll get back to the porn in a bit. I know I don’t show much of myself around the place.
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frick-n-furter: WE DID THE MASH *KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR* WE DID THE MONSTER MASH *BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM* THE MONSTER MASH *BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS* IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH
rebelfrench: love it when she bites my lip
buttfuckingbrothers: I need Dean to call Sam “little brother” and “Sammy” always “Hey Sammy hand me my gun” “You OK there Sammy?” “Watch it, little brother” “Heya Sammy” “God, little brother, you look so good on my cock”
squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles
Yeeeeee. Day 3 after it ended. I look disgusting but oh well.
All my selfies are the same. Oh well.
oh no the old blog,it's broken
I must a) do my accumulated math homework and tests and pray that I pass math b) develop a surprising thesis, write a paper, and turn it in tomorrow c) blow off tomorrow’s class because I failed to write said paper d) cram, cram, and cram for finals
Oh my god guys, would you look at this? Someone had the AUDACITY to post a FULLY CLOTHED FEMALE TORSO on tumblr. It’s just outrageous. I mean honestly guys, think of the children that have to see this FULLY CLOTHED FEMALE TORSODESPICABLE. @fairyneko
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