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verballthenouns: danalmostcaughtonfire: THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe
itsjust-insanity: *moans when im stretching to let all the boys get a taste of what it is like to fuck me*
arythusa: Cooking Hannibal! Now available on a truly obscene amount of things! It struck me that Society6 seems to be much better for selling shorts and cute products than for selling prints, so I went back yesterday and re-formatted my Cooking Hannibal
spicyshimmy: spirkcantwerk: spicyshimmy: i don’t even understand how star trek happened to me. be careful, kids. star trek is out there and it can happen to you too use a condom you mean a khandom right
oh my soul died while arm wrestling
noctcaelum-deactivated20160516: “I think we’re making progress in these sessions. You say the flashbacks have stopped. This is excellent improvement, but I’m concerned that you’re still shutting yourself away at home. It’s important to
sobeitjay: chocahontas: tarynel: I wish my arms were longer. I have lil T-rex arms. It’s hard when a nigga ask me to spread my ass when we fucking. Like I’m trying nigga but my arms short. FUCKIN SAME Lmao
farseer-kip: e-wifey: tarynel: meatgod: First and foremost I want to thank all my followers who as allowed me to reach a 150000 plus followers and still growing, I truly appreciate each and everyone of you, and let us keep this NO JUDGEMENT ZONE
battlepantsuuu: I’m still baffled that izumi went from this to this aghostinhisdreams hattubel humanities-strongest-family LOOK AT THE LINE SHE EVEN SAYS. I totally forgot about it…!
Drag Me to Hell
vitaminkae: Don’t tell me that you don’t see it~ I’m sorry if this has been done. I just needed to get this outta my system. Please click, tumblr likes to squish things \(ʘ‿ʘ)/ I usually don’t comment on reblogs but I must say this:
fuku-shuu: Memorial Day Boredom: hattubel found actual CEO!Mikasa from Heichou wa Maid-Sama! for me…so I sought out Maid!Levi myself. (｡◕‿◕｡) Levi would probably never wear turquoise underwear but whatevs & this is him in chapter 3
jilbird: I…went to ice arena hours ago and then find a small little tiny problem of the former version of this pic which I posted earlier today… Yes, the Center of Mass of this spin was wrong in that version, unless it was a snap shot from a series
schandbringer: Commission for doc-knocked-up, who asked for Knock Out in a boa and lingerie, I’m posting this on this blog to be safe. This was a lot of fun to do! Thank you for commissioning me, I really hope you like it!
breadsy:my piece for drift gettin nailed by a tentagoomonster with xeno honestly the real question is why it took so long for me to do something like this
gunthatshootsennui: larbestaaargh: and here’s a wip of what’s gon be a series of pics (like that quality step by step japanese porn), finishing it the way I want would probably take me till weekends but I have absolutely no regrets whatsoever UwU
Oh god, if it’s this bad with Mordin, I am going to be an emotional wreck when the inevitable happens to Thane and Legion…I still don’t the details to what exactly happens, but this is not going to be fun orzOnce I’m done with ME3, I’m gonna
smellyrobotscabs: Ah, Skids! Is this all for me?~ Tiny doodle that took longer than it should have!
hamfootsia: littlebluetugboat: schandbringer: Commission for lovelylime89, who asked for Optimus clamping his battle mask down on Bee’s spike while sucking him off. I really hope you like it, thank you so so much for commissioning me, this was a lot
herzspalter: My part of an art trade with @senatorspade who asked for a flowery Minimus Ambus! I really hope you like it ;w; Thank you for doing an art trade with me, this was fun to do!
thelostmoongazer:*… you should have seen this coming… i think i said smthin about this before you sent that ask but ur message gave me the excuse to draw it ovo BUT YEAH THIS IS THE ARTIST SKELEBRO AU COMIC I WAS DRAWING IN THE STREAM SOMETIME AGO!!
undefined-and-overlooked: It’s National Annoy Squidward day
pyrobe: trashquisitor: pyrobe: trashquisitor: pyrobe: trashquisitor: who tried to do my chem homework for me last time pyrobe do my chem homework i am coincidentally doing my own chem homework so i suppose doing urs wont hurt mgs because it
alltheserandomthings: dremoranightmares: oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao Ahahaha, I can’t even say how many times
Gosh it sure would be nice if clips4sale would freaking pay me out for the contest I busted ass to win
SEND ME A GREEK GOD
ileftmyheartinwesteros: Look at this sweetheart I found today:) I named him Buddy and gave him a bath and he crawled into my lamp and whimpered into my chest. Call me superglue because holy shit do I get attached lol. If it weren’t for the rules on
Oh hey look it me
sleep-deprived-lesbian: sleep-deprived-lesbian: growing up as a cis girl the patriarchy told me “you’re a girl because of the way you were born, there is nothing you can do about this, you have no say in your gender” and i hated being a girl because
predatorsupportclub: Shar pei / swedish elkhound mix possibly looking for a new home! (norwegian ad) @feliscanis it wont let me tag you properly but here’s the dog I was talking about!
Oh Look, It Me.
You ever get on facebook and see one person has posted like 15 different statuses throughout the day and it’s like"oh I thought you had a job"
fuckreiva: i was reading through my journal and i found this one page and it broke me
autistic-space-elf: daughterovthedevil: I like that “weirdo nerd punk/metal head comes out as a trans woman and then gets witchy af” is an established trend transitioning is the process by which sad nerdy dudes metamorphosize into kinky witches
You Are Missing From Me.
living-in-bed:For someone who is tired 100% of the time, I sure am bad at sleeping.I’ve been going to bed when it’s about 11pm in TOKYO or ADELAIDE. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!
trust: have you ever seen someone so attractive that you can’t even look at them because it’s like you’re embarrassing yourself
oh-mother-of-darkness:Ran into my seventeen year old brother in the kitchen at 1am last night and when I asked him what he was doing he just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and walked off strumming vaguely on his guitar
alicesadventuresinkickapoo: the thing that annoys me about myself is that I see other people as so beautiful but the things i find beautiful on them - freckles, smile lines, spots, stretch marks, podgy bits… the bits of your body that define your life..
kittencat-dragonpants: mangowho: barrowmans: omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg I don’t have anything
