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animatronicraccoon replied to your post: Do you think monsters would have human…yesI am glad
~Be Happy! Even If You Are Not Together~
fairycosmos: honestly the concept of doppelgangers is scary but if i saw myself i probably wouldn’t be that terrified. like i know she can’t run for more than 3 minutes straight. i know she can’t do basic maths. she’s not going to do anything.
anniviech:[That first time Rose caught a glimpse of some of the Doctor’s skin - and came to a startling realisation… 🤭]
debonairbear:happy belated valentine’s day for littlewoodvillage who wanted gyro/johnny. not to make any excuses but one of the reasons why it was late was because i changed my mind abt what i wanted to draw at the last second. the initial unfinished
blasianxbri: howtobeterrell: thapuma: How is it Beyoncé was able to whip her hair properly and not have it in her face while her backup singers couldn’t? The law of Beyonce states: “Hair shall flow without touching this face because i am
Now I’ve never been the PETA type, but even I think this is a cruel thing to do to a chicken.
rnackenzie: don’t say what’s up to me bc im literally never doing anything and the conversation won’t go anywhere omg
Song covers that openly mock the original version frustrate me
y'know, I wonder if my opinion on “The Test” was influenced by the fact that while I was watching it my dog Leonard fell asleep with his head on my lap. Like, it’s hard to not be receptive of warm and fuzzy feelings when you have an
It occurs to me that due to Garnet’s future vision, she probably saw the possible future in “Steven the Swordfighter” where Pearl gets stabbed and ‘dies’. But she also probably saw another future where Pearl successfully
the most baffling thing to me is when I make a very simple observational post like “this thing was really cute” and then someone responds with, like, extreme seething rage. Where do people get the energy to be so needlessly bitter about the most
the individualization of Gems is so interesting to me. Because all Gems of the same type seem to be the same person initially - same voice, same look, same personality, Fusion just feels like being a bigger self rather than a new beingbut they’re all
darthvcder: “triggers are always super serious and not just little things” two of my Big Triggers r the lullaby ‘go to sleep little baby’ and the goddamn veggietales jonah movie. sounds p dumb and made up right? they’re both heavily related
For a class, we had to make a project about our own body image and our identity. I identified as a fat sweaty hair guy who is uncomfortable with trying to be machismo. 躔 for nude versions.
my dream is to one day have hair that goes past my nipples.
grandfather giving me a lecture on how not to do certain things b/c i won’t get a husband and i just boy do i got news for u buddy
thinks about hq x dmmd crossover think about seiao wearing aoba johsai uniforms thinks about starting setter sei and ace aoba and a really salty ws sly b/c wtf why don’t u toss to me like that nii-chan
cirruswinter: this is just ok so killua has always had a companion/supporter role in gon’s journey/development but this first with pitou’s appearance killua protects gon by knocking him out when he is unable to take the mental stress, saving gon’s
katerichibi: hey-its-kelton-lang-again: I honestly can not wait for this movie I quoted this line for days after I first saw it
cnoat: notyourdarling: poloflavoredcleats: visionunblurred: fuckyeahfamousblackgirls: duallyconscious: #shoutout to all the dudes who say they hate makeup ^ Still beautiful. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY KERRI!!! :( ^
beyoncebadu: jamaicanamazon: chocolatechar: jervae: thegardenofbooty: togarhedy-eanpoly-outigehedy: imsoshive: rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs: apocalypticassass1n: evooob: imsoshive: I don’t understand how a dude can tell a chick how to groom
heffas: bootyscientist2: happyting6: gunzonyatmblr: I can’t believe Diddy had niggas deadass doing this shit lmaoooooo This was prime tv. I miss it. sing offs in durags? “sing to him, not to me”? this truly was television programming at its
laoih:"You don't ever have to say that, not to me."Dean + thanking Sam
Wanted to work more on that Nickel print but not happening… Way too exhausted from driving and work. I’ll get back on it tomorrow!
I’m going to bed now before I do I just wanna say Thank you for putting up with my sh*t and not unfollowing me, you guys are the best~ Except Bob…I know you’re reading this >.> you can run but you can’t hide anyways Good
I feel the very same *cries*
Thinking about going back to posting videos & gifs by the end of the month. Not to sure yet tho, I miss posting Sex Gifs!! 😈
I’m happy here. I have a good life and I have the rare opportunity to spend months of quality time with mine and Nick’s families. I’m trying hard not to feel anxious about things that I know I can get through. I’m glad Nick going
Sometimes I daydream about going back to Alaska just so I could feel cold again.
yerawizardharry: A to-do list by Johnny Cash.
gnarly: when ur comfy in bed like: to pee or not to pee
littlemixsthings-and-wings: mama told me not to waste my life.
crocspaperscissors: godheadcomplex: godheadcomplex: apparently my college campus is getting burrito vending machines??? why someone has pointed out to me that the burrito box comes with free wifi now im interested did a burrito vending machine not
milkbyfx: friend: are you coming? me: we have been informed via her representatives that she has decided not to go
coeptum: I always get attached to everyone and no one gets attached to me so I always just feel dumb
xraystyles: Hey, EVERY JOE FAN ON THE PLANET. Please reblog this. I don’t know WHY everyone thinks this is a photo of Joe Strummer when, to me, it clearly IS NOT JOE. It is a dude named Scott Kempner. He has leather pants and a Yankees shirt on and,
sideburn: umm not to b tacky and tumblr-y but goals: road trip w my long haired guitarist bf n we blast steppenwolf n zeppelin the whole time n we share clothes n we stop at shitty motels and share bottles of champagne and uhh he lets me put makeup on
thinegar: cannot deal with this low quality bts selfie of tom hardy from marie antoinette (2006). I swear this alone (and his performance / facial hair in peaky blinders) are the only things getting me through each day atm … not to be dramatic but
grupaok: Robert Barry, Something which is very near in place and time, but not yet known to me, February 6, 1971
urlnotlorealbitch: drakebarmitzvah: psychoticmusic: Blue Ivy appears to have already mastered the element of fire, proving that she really is the daughter of 2 gods. next she must master airbending and take her place as the avatar tbh I believe blue
campyvillain:an evil guy killing people is problematic TO YOU. not to me though. it builds character
You can do everything “right” and still get the “wrong” outcome. Because you are not the center of the world. You aren’t the main character. The world doesn’t owe you a damn thing. Life may be what you make it, but
This blog will not be posting jumpscares this Halloween season.
key-baes: Sometimes I think about sad thingsLea and Isa sneaking into the castle for fun, daring each other to go further every time. Lea and Isa eventually being caught - but this time they’re not thrown out the back door - this time they’re taken
To all the teachers out there that like to punish you for using the restroom during their period multiple times/days do not apologize. There’s this magical thing called a circadian rhythm that drives all out bodies- it’s what makes you need
Things NOT to say to an art major/artists in general.
faustisse: Posting it up all by itself; because why not? Drew this in response to this post! Hope you guys enjoy… 50′s… paisley Flowey. :^)
clarabosswins: You were the boy, weren’t you—the servant boy who got us out? You saved her life and mine, then you restored her to me. Yet, you want no reward. Not anymore.
I want to _____ you.
pettankoprincess: videohall: The girlfriend experience > Any man who has ever had a girlfriend can attest to this. > This is just too good. Animation, adorableness, substance. I really hope there are more of these. It’s too adorable not to
thenintendard: Too cool not to reblog.
mrv3000: ophelia-tagloff: kestrel337: Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything. This is disproportionately hilarious to me. #COME LET US ASSEMBLE THE LÖVBACKEN
madiniwa: WHAT DO WE WANT? COOL TATTOOS WHEN DO WE WANT EM’? NOW BUT THEN AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OR WHAT DESIGNS and I’m kind of worried about getting the wrong thing but at the same time I want to go with stuff I like and try not to worry
supalove: thinksquad: This girl was crying and begging the policeman not to hit her or any of her friends. Then the policeman started crying as well and he said to her: “You just hold on girl.” The photo comes from protests happening in Bulgaria
lykos-ths-stepas: Can’t teach boys not to rape? Teach girls to castrate!
tr-eat-your-girl-right: wish i could go back in life not to change shit,just to feel a couple things twice
straightboyfriend: not to be rude but i wanna be special to someone
deathbyannoyingblog: I need a man in a suit, to come home to me, I’ll rip off his clothes after a long day and all that’s left is their tie, imagine that play out.
bubba-joan: … Not to me. I’d prefer to be an athlete.