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elzebrook: There was a small squirrel in the middle of the road looking confused so I went to shoo it across and the fucker hopped over and ran up my leg and then it fell asleep on me I don’t even like squirrels Why does this happen to me
Someone just sent this to me asking if it was me… wtf, I don’t remember ever taking a photo like this, but damn sure does look like an old photo of me haha!
I haven’t been on here much lately, mostly due to a lack of motivation and maybe sexual confidence? I’m not so sure. Anyway, I plan on making up for that a bit. Send in your requests, lovies, and I’ll do what I can! ;) Also, I’
Had a bit of a surprise the other day when my wife said to me (naked) in the morning “You have such a nice body!” Damn, what a treat to hear from her. She very seldom expresses any interest in physical/sexual matters. Not that she doesn’t
Feed me my little whore…Sit on me…And give those delicious titties to me…
Your faces when you have to answer the door because hotel security is about to tell you to keep it the fuck down in there.
edhelernil: Well, it will be a miracle if you manage not to hate me after this. But. Ask an honest question, get an honest answer. And please know that I really am friendly and open-minded, but even the nicest people have their limits, and bullshit has
I wanted to show off my new choker, so I decided that I could make it into a topless Tuesday for you all. Not to mention it’s a good excuse to put off writing my paper. I just fell in love with this the moment I saw it, and it fits against my
LOOK AT THIS BABY. It has been so long since I’ve connected with a toy this much it makes me bubble up inside fuzzy warm IT JUST SPEAKS TO ME (LISTEN) it makes soft lulling musics and gentle ocean waves and it casts underwater ripples into the
Not to be all nsfw on main. But. Doesn’t it feel good baby? Having no say when you get to cum or touch yourself? You like it when you’re under control, don’t you? Calling yourself good little girl, whining to get fucked to feel pleasure. You’re
Clicky hereI plan on opening up commissions sometime in the future. But I don’t know what to do for the first ever commish, help me figure it out? c:See the results here!
It’s pretty simple, I’ll just have cropped/censored pics on the posts with a link to the full versions in the description.Can’t ban me for nsfw if I don’t technically post any nsfw.
seattle255: We have sex to have sex, not to make porn. We’re not performing. Real sex rarely resembles porn. Our videos usually have a single camera angle because we don’t care about the camera. The sound cuts out because we talk to each other.
Soooooo I found out that Tumblr’s not allowing me to post videos because it contains explicit content…. which is apparently not allowed on Tumblr……. ?
treated myself to this cute new bra
I will simply not respond to messages like “Will you be my Mommy?” I feel like a title like that needs to be earned. Frankly, if you are willing to throw your submission at a random Domme from Tumblr, you are much less desirable to me. I don&r
So im actually really mad at myself right now. I’ve been eating a lot more than usual and i’ve noticed it , my friends have noticed it, my family has noticed it (not to mention my brother is a dick who feels the need to torture me about
Last night I told people if they’re alone on Valentines day, not to feel bad. I told ‘em to look at me I play guitar and sing pretty, you’d think I’d have a couple girls lined up but I don’t. Then I played a love song I wrote
sweetflattery: I’ve owed you a submission for quite some time now. I hope you enjoy my curtain play. Hello sweetheart! you didn’t owe me anything but I am so very pleased you submitted to me, it’s always nice to see you and Buffy (or not in this
ourgentlemensclub: Willow, You have always been so kind and friendly to me, not to mention being a staple for Pajama Saturday, so I was excited to hear that you would be running submissions today. My excitement quickly turned to frustration when
So someone said to me that you can never meet a good person off the Internet. I want to prove them wrong. Reblog if you've met someone from the Internet and they've turned out to be one of the best people to ever exist.
If anyone out there is a big fan/friend and wants to talk to me tonight, shoot me a message on kik. Kik: Carterriswheel
tormentedfantasy: caleia: sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like to tell or not to tell This is me on so many levels.
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
This is my boyfriend guys. I love him to death! I want to grow old with him, and eventually I want to have the honor of being his husband. Maybe not right now, but this guy right here is my whole life. He’s so sweet to me and I wouldn’t know
anthonycrowley: funniest thing that happened to me this week was when my entire family drove past a starbucks in order to look for a dunkin donuts that may or may not have been there like the true new england stereotypes we all are
sirdef: if tumblr put me on your dashes with its stupid recommendations feature i’m so sorry
jaclcfrost: that character’s height or age or other pieces of information about them that aren’t readily available may be useless and not matter in the grand scheme of things but they matter to me and i’m going to think about them a lot and i’m
Really hope I got the job. Been wanting to work for this company for years now. And I finally got an interview. Let’s just hope I stood out and made a good enough impression. But if not, hopefully the opportunity finds it’s way back to me.
me-loves-strawberries replied to your post:Rhapsodies in Blue (Chapter II) - RivaMika This is utter perfection… seriously can’t describe it in words. Don’t you dare end it there (please *puppy eyes*) Thank you!! I’ll try not to stop here,
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Hey so tell me if I do something you don’t like and I’ll do my best not to. Please be patient with me too though, there’s a lot of times I’ll do stuff without thinking.
nue: please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
prince–galaxy: prince—galaxy: I want all of you to know that if you ever need to vent or just talk to me.Im here for you all and i will not judge. I love you.
YOU ARE NOT A BURDEN!!! YOU ARE NOT INCONVENIENT!!! YOU ARE A FUCKING PERSON AND YOU ARE FUCKING VALID!!!
queerlove: me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way
khansfringe: ce-les-ti-al: camiekahle: I’ve never related to anything more college in a 17 second montage this always appears when it is most relevant to my life at the current time. Nice to know it’s not just me
jaclcfrost: what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely
radical-as-fuhk: shoutout to all my mentally ill people with memory issues who are shouted at and told they’re lazy and disrespectful for not doing things when/how they’re told to because they forgot because apparently that just isnt an appropriate
loverofpiggies: sintax-err0r: cinidorito: kawiicreations: askvoidsans: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: Remember, it’s not a competition (Cos people need to see this) Awwwwwwwwwww I am going to cry and I love this (´;ω;`) reblogging this because in
language-flower: “I want to learn so many languages!!!” I say as I continue not to work on any of the ones I’m actually studying
halfdemonself: gotham-knights: This really impacted me as a kid This spiel was almost immediately followed by a scene of her suddenly falling in love with “Mr. Incredible”, then by a scene of her a few years later as a stay at home mom with two
Yeah…..reminds me of when i get pissed of at sir and cross my arms like this while yelling at him. Doesn’t work coz he stops listening to me at that point. His blood ain’t going to the right head anymore…. :-/ lol
beautiful-shinigami: This happened to me once in high school and I wanted to die.
earthdad: me seeing a cute girl in public: *tries not to look at her for more than 5 seconds because i don’t want to make her feel uncomfortable*
whitewingdoves: me @ myself: maybe u should try not to depend so much on validation and attention from others because u really let it dictate your mood and it’s so unhealthy me: huh. interesting. anyway whom here loves me
katiiie-lynn:Merry Christmas from our sweet little family to yours! Our first Christmas in our new home 💖 Adam caught a cold a few days ago so we decided it was best not to go to family dinners or church last night or tonight. Not covid, but we still
to distract me (and everyone) from the news you should ask me questions or tell me your secrets or ask anything you’ve been too afraid/embarrassed to ask
Not to be boring and serious on main but really nice part of being me is that it really doesn’t matter how horny I get or how much I want someone kind of release or pleasure because it is impossible to get off. Because “genitals doesn’t
When I refer to myself as fat, it’s not in a negative way. I’m fat that’s just one it is. I use those terms endearingly and for what it is. You’re not making me feel better about myself by telling me otherwise. Semantics and suger
She comes to me every nightNo words are left to sayWith her hands around my neckI close my eyes and pass awayI don’t know who she isIn my dreams she does existHer passion is a kissAnd I can not resistI wait here
gnarly: when ur comfy in bed like: to pee or not to pee
jaclcfrost:what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely
makos-lightningrod: Food, yum. #STILL NOT OVER THE FACT THAT THEY LITERALLY ANIMATED MAKO SHOVING FIST-SIZED FOOD INTO HIS MOUTH WITH HIS LEGS SPREAD WIDE OPEN #AFTER MAKING HIM MOAN #LIKE ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME BRYKE #BECAUSE YOU’VE SUCCEEDED.