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“It’s okay,†Carol said, “It’s too late. your cock belongs to me now. The drugs have already kicked in.â€Josh knew she was right, but he still wanted to resist. Carol was beautiful, but he had turned her down for a reason. He had no idea that
Oh Tumblrchan, it doesn’t matter if it’s too big, it’s still going into you. The only thing getting squished is your cute little holes bandwidth. Prepare to be stretched out, slut~
Hahahaha, sock garters. They will never not be funny to me.
“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady were to cockblock us.”
I know she’s here somewhere, I’ve nommed that tail before, its calling to me >.>(YAY senpai notices me! :D I know this is pretty over due, but you know..I’m lazy! xD flash practice, its been a while, look at those epic wings. THANK
injureddreams: “Someday, we will meet again” I was listening to music while drawing and then this Idea came to me and wouldn’t leave. So I had to draw it out. :’V I love you Morphy HOW COME I DIDN’T NOTICE THIS BEFORE LOOK AT
kissmywonderwoman:She’s not passionate or firey, unless she hasn’t eaten enough that day, in which case she’s kind of terrifying. She’s not sexy. In fact one of the running jokes of the show has Jake taking things Amy says and repurposing them
billykeikeya-deactivated2013100: And the moral of the story, my dear, is to never underestimate my gift for survival.
presumably-in-no-kuntrol: On the floor my pet. Not beneath me, rather before me. I want the best part of me in front where I can admire and appreciate what I have, what has blessed my life.
degradedominatehumiliate: Master told you, you not to talk back to him now I’m going to make your ass red then I’m going to red you till my balls are empty
brownedallover: nakedthoughtfortoday: A day out with the girls always makes good sense to me. Not to mention how much you like to read, right Ms. Beauteous?
agentlemanandasavage: yes-master-thank-you-master: Once again: this scene was just way too hot not for me to continue to reblog it over and over. Watch weeds. It’s a good show. Also this. Gentleman Savage
notbad2240: I told you not to disturb me during my meeting. You’re going to have to be taught a lesson.
Can anyone explain to me why Kpop artists love to have foreigners in their MVs? XD
ghdos: xn—b6h: if i were a man and i was about to partake in sexual intercourse with a woman and she did this to me… i’d probably grip her wrists in one hand and bludgeon her with my boner god. I want a chick to Ric Flair chop my dick!! Woooooooooooo
I’ve been trying not to say this because I know it makes me sound like an attention seeking whore; but really I am and I want all of your attention..
I spent much of my childhood sat with my father or, amongst friends, ogling over scantily clad women. I knew as a boy, it was supposed to be the best thing ever, but with time, I would come to realise that I didn’t respond to the girls like they did,
[A continuation of my other submission] I did say it was based on a true story.This was exactly how it ended in real life too.(Submitted by myfandomsmakemecry)(Hi, everyone! Happy Submission Saturday! I hope you enjoy today’s submissions. As always,
Who am I kidding? I need you Jane-chan!!! Much like Koala Princess’ vision in the Eucalyptus Jungle in Season 5, Episode 13 what you saw on the Boardwalk the other day was not what it seemed. I was only pretending to date Kiki to defend my family
electric-bulwark replied to your post “electric-bulwark replied to your post “I wonder, with such a tool to…”… Oh… What is that on the right and bottom?That’s me!
and I learned two things:1) I don’t have anything that is ~38″ long in my house2) I don’t have a mare mounter per se, mares have to mount me
thottyrunaan: me: there’s no way that tdp isn’t getting a s2.. the positive response was overwhelming ..,. netflix would be so stupid not to pick it up[tdp s2 gets announced]me: [lets out a huge sigh of relief i’ve been holding in for almost a
For the longest time I thought that feeling less with every break up is a bad thing. As if I just get dulled down, “used to the pain”. I thought that I was just becoming more empty with every tragic or sad thing that happens to me.But that’s not
Idk, some SU doodles….Also yes, I CAN[????] shade stuff (tho IDK how anatomy works XD ) but I chose not to shade stuff, I like flats ;w;
OMFG I FINALLY was able to draw a not-completely-FUGLY Bara!Sans.Jfc, I was literally walking around mad at myself….! y’all’ve prolly seen the previous attempts and ohmygod they were so shitty. Oh wow. So the normal ut b!Sans is ded to me (ofc
serves-up: I think all content creators can relate to this. In my opinion, I don’t think followers really understand how much your requests/likes/reblogs/etc. and random asks mean to me. It’s just so refreshing and nice to know that people enjoy what
underwaterdoots: Goood damn. 5 years really does a difference. Not to mention, back in 2011, I was just usin’ a mouse and MSpaint.
I’m trying really hard not to make a big deal out of my own birthday this year because I know I can be a bit self centered sometimes, but it’s still disappointing to know that no one in my immediate circle wants to do anything for it
If you…have a blank bloghave a blog filled with stolen porndon’t support sex workerslike all of my content but never reblog it to help my saleshave your genitalia in your icon/headerdon’t have 18 or your (adult) age in your bioyou will be
please PLEASE try not to get covid, if you can. i promise you ms rona is still out here and attacking
noodillac:A comic to try and sort through some difficult feelings about being an artist and a reminder to not forget who you are.
alohomorashlie: sometimes in the middle of the night I am struck by the nerve-wracking fear (realization?) that i am incredibly dull that i am not the inspiring person i once dreamt of that i have nothing to offer that i am bORING BORING BORING that
fyteensontop: do not edit | cr. HoneyFlow
the-kittyscarf: imagine your fc goes to the toilet, purposefully but not overtly frantically, only for someone to get to the single toilet just a second before them and go in first. panic flashes across their face and their posture curls in, they were
honeysucklesuggestions:not to be full of love but uhh *taps heart* there’s a whole lot in there
00-13: lmao i dislike children with a fiery passion, but if one wants to talk to me or w/e im nice to it. its a child. it is completely dependent on its parent, and doesn’t know better. It’s not it’s fault that it’s shitty. and kids usually
soviet-propaganda-disseminator:Honestly, not to beat a dead horse, but it’s absolutely wild to me that 150 years ago, uptight Brits and the French could go around teaching their colonial subjects that homosexuality is an abomination and in many places
savarend replied to your post: savarend replied to your post: Modern AU in which… what if when they go places where nobody knows them they pretend not to be brother just so no one will look at them funny Maybe they’ve been saving up to go
vertigoats replied to your post “nicnevan replied to your post: hhhh ok gwyn and I are super stuck on…” jjba cosplay is sooo super intimidating to me. hmmm…hiei and kurama? that’s… not a bad idea actually????? we’d
geekscoutcookies: anakisa: this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch they won’t be touching with your man between them
I emailed tumblr 11 days ago now just asking to use a javascript code on my about page (?? apparently you have to ask them for permission now) and they still haven’t gotten back to me like. All you need to do is look at the code for two seconds
Most songs by the Ink Spots seem to go like this: *westerny guitar intro* *guy sings the song* *deep-voiced guy does spoken rendition of the song* *chorus* *end* Not saying that’s bad or anything, just something I’ve noticed.
spicyshimmy: *SMASHES DOWN YOUR DOOR* I HEARD YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY FAVORITE BIOWARE CHARACTER SO I’M HERE TO sit down with you and chat about your reasons to see if they’re due to an internalized -ism or not and then we can have some cookies
watching a series on Netflix with another person is such a strange experience to me because I’m used to mass-watching a series all at once, like, 10 episodes a day for a few weeks until I’ve burned through them all But when I watch a new show
shikai-of-the-4th-world: Side note, Artie aka artemispanthar is such a blessing to this fandom. Gah, oh my gosh that’s so sweet of you to say ;~; I’m legit gonna cry
I can’t think of anything interesting to draw (that I actually feel up to drawing) for Pearl for day 3 of the SU art meme and this is very distressing to me
GODDAMMIT SORACHI! I ALMOST DIED OF HEART ATTACK ON THE FIRST PAGE HERE, AND I HAD TO PUNCH MY BED AND CLOSE MY MOUTH NOT TO SCREAM CUZ IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HERE! DAMN I KNEW, COMING FROM YOU, YOU WERE GONNA PULL SOME IDIOTIC SHIT TO RUIN
lucidnee: lucidnee: not to be nasty but being nasty if you bout to finger someone get some ice hold it for a little bit then slowing enter them…and let me tell that feeling….they will remember you as ice icey! add more ice to your sexual activities
wulphire: Read More Oh? it seems to me that I can Reblog my self now sooo to the people in order (for this gif) who think i’m not kawaii to reblog my self Hyo (F**k you) Tim (F**k you) Adi (F**k you) Drew (You’re cool) Sek (F**k you)
broadway-aradia: oddthepurplecat: ((And how do we all know that this is legit and not just a rumor made to stir up shit? Hmm? Looks to me like just another post to scare people for shits n’ giggles.)) ^are you fucking serious im crying
sudeikat: “When they don’t love you the way you want to, you mourn that for however long you need to. But then you get back up and you remind yourself. You are not a reflection of the people who can’t love you. You will love again. You will
sreegs:sreegs:As the staff post about ad-free tumblr continues to get thousands of notes telling staff to fuck off in the tags, I wanna remind you that this website’s days are numbered. Tumblr is still unprofitable and by some modern-day miracle
4chan users plan to trigger trans suicides
This is me getting up the courage to leave my current job. The goal is to leave by the end of the year.
How to help a depressed friend
yo real talk tumblr user brklynbreed is so attractive to me see people like that do not live around here I need to move my ass to fuckin new york like right now
though disclaimer, im the kind of person who actually really loves /almost/ every hs character, they all bring something to the table, i’m just not afraid make fun of them from time to time take karkat for example, he’s very special to me
I had forgotten just how much it hurts me to like.. see cute people have fun together being on their way to or from something somewhere all dressed cute and well and seemingly full of joy
hey,sad psa today. ill still be gone for a while but i wanted to make this text post real quick. ive been thinking about this for a long while and im ready to make this decision final. I dont want to be part of the “rwby fandom” anymore and i
ldtamg: naked-yogi: Have to be accompanied by my lover or some other male any time I go out to buy something in public, even when I have to be in the store for less than five minutes, I avoid going alone for fear of being sexually/verbally harassed
![[A continuation of my other submission] I did say it was based on a true story.This was exactly how it ended in real life too.(Submitted by myfandomsmakemecry)(Hi, everyone! Happy Submission Saturday! I hope you enjoy today’s submissions. As always,](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e78a74f4807d01cabc47699f7bfe08c9/tumblr_nt3vbaoJ8u1ubnrjoo1_250.png)
![thottyrunaan: me: there’s no way that tdp isn’t getting a s2.. the positive response was overwhelming ..,. netflix would be so stupid not to pick it up[tdp s2 gets announced]me: [lets out a huge sigh of relief i’ve been holding in for almost a](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_ed8e0705d325_128.png){kind=avatar}
![Idk, some SU doodles….Also yes, I CAN[????] shade stuff (tho IDK how anatomy works XD ) but I chose not to shade stuff, I like flats ;w;](https://64.media.tumblr.com/56caa7feb2536b2f1efa910eaf3fe5c1/tumblr_nsxzah1EvP1uwjdxdo1_250.png)
