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composition-improvisation: Georges Hugnet:Â Love Life of the Spumifers (Series) This is hilarious to me.
cuckolding-and-female-allure: It was your boss. He wanted to tell me not to let you come for at least four whole weeks but to make you lick me every single day as I remind you of how thoroughly you licked clean the whole load of cum he dumped on my pussy
betaboy9: It is very attractive when a pretty girl knows and uses her power over beta males. When a pretty girl is cruel to me, and uses me, then I respect her more. It feels so natural for a pretty girl to be cruel, and a beta male to submit to her.
I love looking like the biggest nerd in the known universe. Its taking everything in my power not to keep this bowtie I just made.
Just got home from class and changed into my lazy clothes. Debating whether or not to get naked, haha.
not to say i dislike circumcised dicks but i really really like uncircumcised dicks a LOT
here’s another bikini pic i had resolved not to post but here it is anyway :p
AYE YO CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THERE’S A ZOOTOPIA COMIC ABOUT ABORTION FLOATING AROUND THE INTERNET
not to toot my own horn or anything but fuck I think this is great
Bruises too pretty not to share
Trying not to always be naked.
oldlaceandhoney:No offense to me but what the FUCK am I doing
bladdershycutiepie: lu-wee-gi: fullbladderlemons: Louder, please.Okay so I didn’t think I would have to post this for the (3rd) time, but…PleasePleasePleaseDo not message me with live holds.Do not message me asking if I have to pee.Do not message
snorlaxatives: not to sound dramatic but the scholastic book fair in elementary school is the most pure and genuinely happy place i’ve ever experienced in my life
ministryofinterior:not to be negative but some things really are unforgivable so can yall like stop insisting that we’re all gonna lead miserable and unfulfilled lives if we don’t forgive literally every single person whos ever wronged us
Happy birthday to me ^^
pigmenting:i need this tattooed to me
lasagnababy: when they decide not to close school even tho the weather is clearly dangerous
baddiebey: when the couple on house hunters chooses the house that you specifically told them not to choose
finally got to 1000 posts, pretty proud.
asmilinggoddess: asmilinggoddess: “failed” panoramas will forever be amusing to me
y'know i’ve always wanted to get asks and stuff but i hadn’t realized until today that my ask has been turned off in settings and i feel like such an idiot
korolevx: doctorbuckelwho: korolevx: the new drink of the new decade Wait- how is this diet one sip and you decide not to drink the rest
everyonehasdirtythoughts:Send me messages! Anon or not! I’m not in a position to be able to touch myself right now, so soak my panties and make me desperate?Maybe I can touch myself later 😉💜💜💜
everyonehasdirtythoughts:Send me messages! Anon or not! I’m not in a position to be able to touch myself right now, so soak my panties and make me desperate?Maybe I can touch myself later 😉💜💜💜 I want my panties soaking tonight as a present
List of things to say when someone asks why you don’t want kids
deluminator: i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
usbdongle: little cat owner things: playing with your cats toe beans and pretending not to notice that theyre thumping their tail in increasing levels of agitation
ughwhatwhy:get into the habit of not assuming a person’s gender
fiatc: people not to fuck with: the person who catches the bug and puts it outside
talk to me while i get drunk
Practically overnight, and I have fully embraced the headcanon that Lexa and Prince Roan are siblings. Making the Ice Queen Lexa’s mother, because why not?…Before someone tells me exactly why not, it just deeply amuses me to imagine Roan getting
Maybe i didn’t made myself clear , but i told you not to touch yourself until I was back…. You clearly have been a bad girl.. What should i do now …..
Trying not to be sad that Christmas is over.
Another pic from yesterday when I overdressed for the bar. But fuck it, I didn’t buy this dress not to wear it.
vonossa: not to sound emo but ive been sad for a long time
My brother: calls me Mr. or something else masculine Me: yea? Him: you’re not gonna comment? Me: on what? Him: I called you Mr. Me: yea? And? I’m a demigirl, it’s really not much of a big deal to me Him: Demi? As in a demigod? Me: no,
Listen this baby hair/eyebrow/lipstick combo is not to be slept on yfm?
I am not to be slept on, yfm?
swallowthatshit: When 😊 you’re 😊 trying 😊 really 😊 hard 😊 not 😊 to 😊 let 😊 your 😊 insecurities 😊 ruin 😊 things
Just because I am depressed and weak does not make me an easy target to fuck. Do not assume I want your help, and most definitely do not assume you will be able to help me. It sickens me that various guys only message me after I make sad posts telling
teamrocketing: the struggle not to roll my eyes at people when they talk
adrieldaniel: “So as not to die of cold in this modern world of ours, she wraps her sublime body in great heavy furs and warms her feet on the prostrate body of her lover. I imagine the favorite of this beautiful despot, who is whipped when his
tarsusfour: raise your hands if you have jealousy issues and although u try your hardest not to be like ‘i liked the thing first’ you still get mad upset sometimes
If I die then let my gravestone read “Rest In P-Funk” cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance!
And he’s so fucking cute, too. His hair, his beard. His fucking laugh. You can’t tell here but he has such beautiful eyes. Christ, I’m taking care not to trip over myself, but this could be good. Really fucking good.
Good morning! The lighting was too perfect not to take selfies 😘
Not to sound desperate but it would be lovely to wrap my arms around your leg and read my book while you play with my hair occasionally. Promise I won’t disturb in what you are doing
diacetyl-morphine: I had this really awkward moment earlier where these girls in my college came up to me and were like ‘WE MET YOUR EX BOYFRIEND AT A PARTY ON THE WEEKEND’ and couldn’t remember his name, so they started describing him and I literally
if-you-see-a-stranger: Not to be dramatic but… low-key I would die for Ortfiné Fredericka von Eylstadt
@beetlejuice-lover OH THANK GOD YOU TOLD ME THE WRITERS HAVE SO MUCH EXPLAINING TO DO^NOW THIS VISUAL GAG MAKES ME GAG^RICO NO THAT’S YOUR SIBLING^RICO WAIT THAT’S NOT WHAT PREENING MEANS^A WHOLE GIF OF RICO SINNING?!?!?!!OH GOD RICO NO—–
psa: do not harass an artist for not drawing a ship they have stated they do not want to draw and use my name as an excuse to make them look bad and send them death threatsyou are doing the exact same thing that i have asked people not to do to /me/.that
@ stream people i’m holding u all responsible for not reminding me to add sage’s neck tattoo
lesbianslovebts:I am proud to be autistic. I would not be me if I were not autistic. At the same time, I am exhausted because of it. I am tired of living in a world that is not made for me and will not accommodate me. I am learning as much as I can about
I get so sad when a man can’t talk dirty to me *cries*
As much as I love having sex, no matter the location, there’s no other place I love having sex in more than the outdoors. Is there anything sexier than being absolutely as loud as you want?
I cannot explain in words how much it irks me when people get impatient with me and/or mad at me for not responding to their messages here. I have literally hundreds of messages (closer to a thousand) in my inbox, not to mention the messages I have in
