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Things you can relate to as a fairy….You like kissing boys, NOT girls! The Masochistic Emasculation Fetish reddit group
I recently hit 300 followers but now idk how to feel about it because of the recent porn blogs following me for whatever reason and those spam bots. So it likes yay but sad at the same time? But gratz to me I guess. I don’t mean to be down but sharing
Quick sketch inspired by the fact that it’s so fucking hot here right now. Not really NSFW, but it definitely has something sexual to me. Probably because I have a fetish for tongues, tho. All blame to Tchernobog for putting the idea of some innocen
cartoonyworld: I’m just saying - I actually got so much bullshit hate in a fandom I was in - I practically fled it and almost gave up art (especially the not so safe for work kind) and didn’t do anything for an entire year I never want to see this
cldrawsthings: uhm so just a psa please do not claim ANY of my gemsonas as your own even if you’re just joking. Those are gems i made for myself, they are MY children, and they’re very dear and personal to me, so i’d appreciate people not saying
jaspersdreampool:Trying so nsfw for this year cuz its literally a once a year thing. The “floating peen” belongs to Sile at @not-safe-for-sile the Crystal the “floating head” belongs to me. Practice makes perfect right? :v Th-thank you
Honestly I don’t give a single fuck whether I love your content or if we’re mutuals, I don’t care if you’re my most dedicated follower or have been a friend to me in the past If you start reblogging or talking about your “rape fantasies”
we-want-nudity: Submitted by:honeythe-elfqueen.tumblr.com“What could you possibly, not want from me?”
To this day, yrs past, people still expect replies to “hi” “hello” and “hey”…. if you approach someone like this we’ll ignore you and assume your slow for attempting a conversation like that… no
I met someone mean today /: So first off I’m a sophomore and today I had P.E. and I literally do not know anyone in there and today a freshmen girl came up to me and she said she was alone too so she randomly started talking to me and I felt
omo-things: I’m not into feet but my partner is so I gotta start taking care of them and going to the shop more so I can uh, give them some sort of footjob?also, piss…
gaylor-moon: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: cocaineteas: Yeah. THIS Some trans women choose not to have an operation and this does not make them less valid or ‘Less trans’ than trans women who have had it or want to have it…don’t make trans women
chaotic-neutral-comics:Actual thing actually said to me by more than one family member. And at the same time I was constantly dizzy, weak, and foggy headed. Spoiler alert: Don’t say stuff like this. Losing weight isn’t always a good thing, and it
all4movie: LIST OF FAVOURITE MOVIES:⤷ Pacific Rim (2013) ★ Today… At the edge of our hope, at the end of our time, we have chosen not only to believe in ourselves, but in each other. Today there is not a man nor woman in here that shall stand
He just makes me soooo just oh my god. What is happening to me? ❤
motiya: honestly? Im sincere and so full of love and no one can ever take that away from me
Hey guys, please do not message me anymore asking for my nsfw blog link.This is going to come across sounding a little mean, but I wanted to be direct about this. I’ve made that blog really easy to find, and I feel that if you aren’t paying enough
amx004qubeley:fughtopia:salon:As a sniper I was not usually the victim of a traumatic event, but the perpetrator of violence and death. My actions in combat would have been more acceptable to me if I could cloak myself in the belief that the whole mission
nanasekei: doctor who meme | five otps [1/5] | rose/ten ↳ i’m burning up a sun just to say goodbye
ferricadooza:y'all (if you could) do me a favor and please tag this with your sign and how potent your need to be right about everything is
glowdroid: sometimes he forgets he’s not supposed to worry
mumblingsage: hybridfairy: whossasha: resized: youre-bey0nd-beautiful: angrymuslimah: “Gulabi Gang” is a gang of women in India who track down and beat abusive husbands with brooms. this is too thug not to reblog That’s not all they
greencarnations: cinematicsymphony: This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be. CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE: do not react. at the most,
categoryfour: Can we just take a moment to look at these photos of me helping my dog not to sneeze.
Heavy Rain really is a great game (well, great interactive fiction more like) and it pulls off a lot of emotions and scenes really well. Just…not the mall scene. Not for me anyway. The whole bit was ridiculous and then it ended and I had to pause
venhediss: venhediss: i nitpick, not to prove anyone wrong or to feel superior, but for fun cataloging details relaxes me. some comics nerdboys: use canon knowledge as a bludgeon to keep the “wrong people” out of nerd fandom meanwhile, the true
artandemptypasts: There’s a difference between being shy and being an introvert—and though I’m not quite sure which one I am, it’d really help if you just tried to not shun me for it. I promise, I get better with time.
laboradorescence: elasticitymudflap: karen flirts with the cash register and mr.krabs begs her not to fuck his wife 🍂💐🌷🌸🍁 mr krabs begs karen not to fuck his wife moodboard 🔆🌻🌼🌟💫
chekhovzgun: Mutuals: hey mutuals feel free to hit me up whenever Me: hey Mutuals: lol no not you
irl slyblue replied to your post: thinks about dmmd girls in see-through…are you trying to kill me oh my god nOIZshe’d have on a cute pair of thigh highs too and there’s a remote being held in them that leads up to a vib inside her fucking
so i solo yolo’d b/c i had like five green tickets and was close to a blue one and got an sr eli but it’s so not cute akfhka. and got an sr kotori with the blue tickets which is also not cute but at least better wwww
cruciphix: elisebaumans: not to be dramatic but im gonna need one of you canadians to marry me I can only rescue one person who’s it gonna be
conansdoyles: do i have an intimidating face? not many men come up to me and give me one-liners.
departured: my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week
curlicuetruth: This gets funnier to me everything I watch it. I love that she’s not putting on a scary mask, or making scary faces or noises, or wearing her clothes to distort her figure, or doing anything overtly scary or inhuman. She’s just…
wulphire: ok, so after the trip to both my psychologist & Therapist. It seems to me that I have a few (Not Major) problems Read More I Re-edit it for multiple reason, for those who are bored and wanna read this
owl-not-lark: upenders: Big shout out to pasta companies that are not Barilla. After the head of Barilla made some anti-gay remarks, its pasta competitors released these ads making it clear that they support ALL pasta lovers. The Bertolli ad shows
Friendly reminder that what someone may or may not eat does not have any affect on their worth as a human being
Work related stuff I need to rant about under the cutSo I guess one of the newer guys at work has been talking shit about me even though I didn’t know there was a problem? I know I can be dense sometimes but I really wish people would just come to me
alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really talking to me…about
rooneymaras: In the wake of President Obama’s decision to not release pictures of Osama bin Laden’s body, a number of new conspiracy theories are surfacing claiming that bin Laden is not really dead. Which means Barack Obama will go down in history
velvetnyc: “It makes me uncomfortable to talk about meanings and things. It’s better not to know so much about what things mean. Because the meaning, it’s a very personal thing, and the meaning for me is different than the meaning for somebody
lisachristinee: “No harm will ever come to you. Not from me, not from anyone else. And while I’m here, no word of mine will ever hurt you.” The Edge of Love (2008) dir. John Maybury
thunderboltsortofapenny:meet-you-in-neverland:spattergroit101:don’t talk to me unless you can quote this entire scene from memory do not, I repeat, do not picture samuel l. jackson actually saying these lines. you will laugh uncontrollably and wake
morcianowe: We are human… after allMuch in common, after all Let’s not forget that Genos is a teenager with traumatic past, who desperately tries to suppress his grief with relentless revenge. The problem with suppressed emotions is that they
determination-from-undertale: Mettaton says: * Darling, I am sorry you have been feeling so alone.* These feelings can make it difficult to stay positive. * I want you to know that no matter how convincing your negative feelings sound, you are not
khansfringe: ce-les-ti-al: camiekahle: I’ve never related to anything more college in a 17 second montage this always appears when it is most relevant to my life at the current time. Nice to know it’s not just me
wilwheaton: heronfem: Gentle reminder that often creativity decides to hibernate for a bit. It’s okay. You’re not broken, you’re resting, and much like spring, creativity comes back. I needed to read this today.
So I finally bought the build for my pc that’s gonna get me back in the art game. It’s about ũ,200 after all the discounts I could get- plus an extra ็ coming right back to me in mail-in rebates. And that’s not to say this isn’t an amazing
hippiee: the biggest I learned this year is probably not to give so much of yourself to people who will not do the same for you
goodgirlgonegr8: If i talk to you about my past, it’s for you to understand why i am who i am, not to judge or feel sorry for me.
Power’s not given to you. You have to take it. ☣☢ #ChristmasEve #beach
magikofficial: one last thing before I go that I just need to inform you all of, yet again: seasons 1-3 of Spongebob are literally, and I’m not exaggerating, the funniest television comedy ever
Attention pleaseEveryone else still getting multiple porn bot follows a day?So it’s not just me?Okay cool, the new algorithms are working great. @staff
hahaha im such a pain and a loser, I go through google maps to see pretty places and I have a folder titled ‘places you should propose to me please’
oh but I just saw in my tags that doll person called me a ‘popular but oblivious blog’ lol thanks
ya know when someone does something that makes them so hot and you can feel your heartbeat in your clit and it gets all warm and you have to bite your lip to keep it together bc ya
Co-worker is creepy leering at me, so I ask what he wants, and he says he wants to kiss me. I pull out my pepper spray and tell him that he better watch out. Why do these things happen to me…
i hate it when tissues have scents on them, like who the hell wants to sniff flower scented perfume when you’re blowing your nose
my social anxiety gets to me a lot, like sometimes i can’t bring myself to follow artists i like because i feel they would hate me dshgafsdhjs