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While he was admittedly rock hard at his girlfriend’s new body, Mike was terrified by her placid responses to his questions.“I’m waiting for my new Master, of course.â€â€œI-I don’t get it! This doesn’t make any sense!â€â€œWhat’s not to get?
fratarmyjock: Identity removed thoughts drained. Do not worry soon you will smile on you will be a drone soon the rubber will be fitted and seldom shall the gag be removed.
swimgymjock: still one of my favourites - cheeky face, obvious porn slut tats (I mean, really, it’s a thing), with fuck me socks & sneaks, and the toyboy cap styling. What’s not to like?
Solo Button’s Mom Plus Bonus Animations Coming SoonWhat was supposed to be a simple short loop with Button’s Mom fapping after a vote for patrons on the next pin-up pics set, turned into a semi longer animation. Still debating on whether or not to
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. ~ Dorothy Parker
chronicmasturbationaddict: Actually kinda happened to me in a way once… Friends were over before going out. One of the girls sat on my bed, unmade from sleeping the night before. She sniffed…then again…then again close to the sheets..saying,“These
thatsthat24: saathiray: I don’t even care that I already reblogged this because seriously, how is this not a masterpiece painting hanging in the Smithsonian? Everything about this photo just says Romanticism to me These two exist in our actual world,
madame-raccoon: rainbowbarnacle: gunzonyatmblr: melaninmedicine: me-and-my-beard: HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE The mom is so pissed The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did poor lil wobbly legs
Ladies you really need to choke the boys more often. Also, I’m bored. Talk to me.
cloudchaseranswers: Yayyyy it’s done! Now I wish I could take the time to make this as beautiful as you guys deserve but there aren’t enough hours in the day <3 Thank you all so much, your support means the world to me. So these are my lovely
oh my god everyone I am so bored I am trying not to write my dissertation, I am home alone and I have forgotten how to amuse myself, I need answers on a postcard or in my ask please.
malepossessions: Redo You know, dying isn’t so bad. Well, at least not to me. I got hit by a bus and instead of going on into whatever eternity is supposed to bring, I stayed on earth, messing with people, scaring them. Read More
hotguysandvids: grover3: sir2u-boy: you’re not going anywhere for a very long time cunt! See all these horny Men around you? They aren’t gonna let you leave until they’ve all been satisfied. Must download this video
goodtimejohnny: rebel-nextdoor: Not pillow humping at all, nope. never wanted to be a pillow more in my life…
thrilledbytease: He was already breathless and gasping from her teasing when she began this torment. “OH GOD!!! OH GOD!!! OH GOD!!!!!!! was all he could groan, but she seemed not to notice and continued her wicked teasing. From: alotofadultgifs
This is probably the most accurate picture of myself I will ever post. Right down to the hairy stomach sticking out from under my shirt and the jeans with the knees worn out of them. Not to mention the beer cans strewn around on the floor.
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likeaguacha: 1dkidrauhlniall: swagginiconiac: thingsilovealot: mystinkybutt: Do not lie to me tumblr hahahahaha ^^^^^ hahahahaha rebloggin just for that ^^^ ”JAJAJJAJAJJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAAÑAÑÑÑÑÑÑAJAAJAJAJAJAÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
envy-and-pride: miyakuli: Kuroshitusji Circus Arc, premiere at the Japan Expo : ending ps : sorry for the shaking, I’m little so my arms were in the air to take the video… OKAY I SERIOUSLY REGRET NOT TO HAVE WENT
Things you can relate to, when you finally get into gay porn, and you really don’t want to see girls any more……the small things which make you happy! Join the Masochistic Emasculation Fetish reddit group and the Effeminacy & Faggotry
I wish “Glamour Boy” magazine would have existed when I was a young boy. However uncomfortable and disturbing it would have been to me to see such a magazine, depicting boys like this, including the very realization that boys like that existed. It
I WILL NOT BE LESS ACTIVE NOW THAT I HAVE A PATREON!BUT the content Obviously is posted much earlier on Patreon.And Lastly i’m raising my commission price from Ů/€5 to ผ/€10Commission Info (x) | Patreon (x)*Spoiler alert*I don’t need much,but
I woke up and seeing my tumblr/twitter feed I’m now very bitter and upset and etcI need to cheer up tho somehow so talk to me about homeworld ot3s or whatever maybe?
She just wants to see it, and she promises not to laugh… What’s the harm? Whip it out!
Yesterday at work someone was trying to explain to me what incontinence was and I just sat there like
darrencalvert: People often say to me: “You draw like some kind of inhuman machine. If I eat your brain, will I gain your power?” The answer is yes, but there is another way.The key to precise drawing is building up muscle memory so that your
rhaellavtargaryen: You are nothing. But not to me. - Sad boy trying to be romantic (aka Kylo Ren who is really Ben Solo) Romantic poetry by Kylo Ren“Lightsabers are red, lightsabers are blue, you are a peasant but I like you.”
elithien:“You’re nothing, but so am I. We’re just stardust, the fragments of something broken. But together, we’re the makings of a new galaxy. All we need is to ignite. You’re nobody. But not to me.” As promised, literal inappropriate use
scotchtapeofficial:today in life drawing class This happened to me. I tried to pose like Kamina from Gurren Lagann, but pointing my arm up in the air hurt after a while.
shylittlebaby: shylittlebaby: heyyy hey just for fun and because I need damn distractions come talk to me on my old snapchat Shyisbored is the username
What’s it like for ur thighs not to touch, pls someone tell me
mezmmer: “I can not be like ‘Kazehaya-kun’, I’m more aggressive. So I would tell my feeling straight to the girl when I fall in love with somebody.”
eliceva:horanforirwin:I get emotionally attached to lyrics, like not necessarily a whole song just that one line that hits you in the gut and pulls out every emotion you can possibly feel and every time you hear that one line its like the whole world
the-real-eye-to-see:The ultimate truth! That’s a really good looking cake too
duxwontobey:honestly the greatest showman feels a lot like hamilton to me, lots of people like it, I’m not sure why, and it has undertones of really bad shit. the guy depicted in the greatest showman was a complete monster irl, iirc, he used and abused
rifa: dominawritesthings: prokopetz: oudeteron: miriamheddy: oudeteron: bustysaintclair: 18 years ago when I was coming out, y’all made the word “bisexual” so dirty that for years the only word I felt was accessible to me was “queer”,
madiniwa: WHAT DO WE WANT? COOL TATTOOS WHEN DO WE WANT EM’? NOW BUT THEN AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OR WHAT DESIGNS and I’m kind of worried about getting the wrong thing but at the same time I want to go with stuff I like and try not to worry
injureddreams: HAPPY BIRTHDAY @wuffen !! I hope you have/had a great time ♥ Some Anders and Matias for you! I AM SCREAMING I CAN’TOH MY GODthis is so beautiful i’m gonna cry aaaAAAAAAAAAAA YOU’RE TOO GOOD TO ME I LOVE YOU I NEED TO LIE DOWN
tzysk:Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time fanart - They put out a notice they were looking for designs/art so I took a crack at it (not sure if they will use it though)~Pro bono workEdit: They used it! Buy here: http://swedishmealtime.tictail.com/ I’m
high-blogging: i’m really trying not to let fame get to my head but
miyakuli: ** Permission to post & translate was granted by the artist Don’t remove credits & don’t repost/edit the art Please, rate and/or bookmark their works on Pixiv too ** Translation and typeset by meDo NOT repost/edit it on tumblr
omniaobscura: WORCESTER, Mass.: Frank and Louie the cat was born with two faces, two mouths, two noses, and three eyes. Twelve years after his owner rescued him from being put to sleep because of his condition, the cat is not only thriving but has made
bubba-joan: … Not to me. I’d prefer to be an athlete.
asksparklesanddashie: Twilight: How did she even ge-Rainbow: Twi, you should know by now not to question it. X3
throh: 107422: theanti90smovement: no really can someone explain to me how in the world you would ever be against a public education system? please i must know a lot of disabled / neuroatypical ppl are not given the proper attention they need/are
c-allousmind: Criminal Minds Gif Challenge | [2/6 brotps] ↪ Spencer/Derek Spencer: You should have listened to me.Derek: It wouldn’t have saved that much time, Reid. Let it go.Spencer: The interchange between the 405 and the 101 freeways is consistently
heatherjochens: medievalpoc: rafi-dangelo: Most of my future children tag is cute brown children being fabulous and clearly belonging to me in spirit, but I’m making an exception for this tweet because if I don’t raise my kids to give that exact same
killerville: my fav part of gotg was when peter quill told that alien girl “i honestly forgot you were even here.” it’s like james gunn was talking directly to me, a girl in the audience who was trying to enjoy the media he clearly created for
krisjenner420: the goal of my makeup use is absolutely not to look natural like my goal is to look Otherworldly and possibly from the moon
chainsaw-mascara: These are literally all the hall shots I got at ota. Wow. I thought I caught a photo of the He Man, but apparently not? Oops.Ishida is demonicdivagation and the babe next to me in the selfie is demigirljoseph
fleebites: Teshima Junta is such an important character to me, I couldn’t NOT draw him happy with his besties on his birthday :3
thexfiles: today some kid in my history class said “wasn’t the gay rights movement festering before the 1960s” and my history teacher was like “…that’s probably not the right word to use” and this kid turned around and said “sorry katie”
midnight–luna:kinda wanna get railed but in a “i love you where have you been all my life i’m obsessed with you and you belong to me and only me kinda way” you know just the romantic things
saythankyoumaster:Seeing you in the kitchen turns me on instantly.
sexual-cravings: Trying not to scream as he pounds me mercilessly.
Not talking to you all day sucks.
amaranthdesires:Dynamics with a cuckquean just seems so wonderful to me.. I’m not even sure why
drisrt: Been wanting to draw this since I saw this. The struggle was long ;u;
I didn’t know this was the kid from Iron Man 3. When I found out, that got me.(reasuringsoldier)my friend and i gasped so hard i’m surprised we didn’t chokei’d heard he was gonna be in the movie, but this. this was a cruel way to put him in.