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slutdropped: Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.
jaclcfrost: you know when you’re talking w/ someone and you just feel.. Warm. like.. not.. warmth temperature-wise but just this.. sense of overall coziness like on an emotional level speaking w/ them is the equivalent of whenever you step into a patch
etherialism: cornputer: assindeto: take me to art museums and make out with me But they said to not touch the masterpieces Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall
we're not kids anymore.
sanvxrs: femslashfantasies: I always wonder, is Tumblr THAT gay or am I just following all the gay people? listen, i once had a straight friend over and she opened her tumblr and i didn’t even recognize the website i’m not kidding
shabbosgay: belarus will be putting the bones of jews in dumpsters let’s not kid ourselves. if jews desecrated a christian cemetery, there would be riots. jews would get murdered. but because it’s a jewish cemetery there is no uproar. the world could
moon-roses: i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry
ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK YOU WERE NOT KIDDING
btmegan: haveabowlofwhore: don’t ever let this die But like I’m not kidding this is what I’m like
technicallyatomiclight: ancanope: marble-falls:adultreborn:im not kidding when i say this is my favorite picture i’ve ever takenit’s a cold and it’s a broken waluigi have you fucking seen this oh for fuck sake im out
perks-of-being-sian: this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding
sadlilbratt: sadlilbratt: being told how beautiful i am is my kink just kidding! tie me up and choke me until i pass out
I want a sugar daddy but one that just buys me subway and brings it to me
hontai: Cute harajuku lace leg garters ♡Discount Code: “kvnai” on ALL ITEMS!♡ (Don’t remove caption pls)
claudia-fett: not kidding.
you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me I hate putting furniture together rAAAAAAAAGSHOGH I have no patience for this!! isn’t it simpler to just stack books rather than to put together a bookshelffff omggggg
ugh I am so content with life at the moment due to simply finding a prize bendy straw in my cinnamon toast crunch cereal like this is the best thing ever I’m not kidding this is perfect
wolfwhittemore: it still sort of confuses me how teen wolf is known for one ship when the beauty of this show is that you can literally ship any person with any other person literally i am not kidding literally any ship is shippable
grapplingsweater: tumblr right now im not kidding
15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself
perverts-r-us: analsexonly: She liked his cum other places too, but her favorite place was in her ass. You’re not kidding either
racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her im not kidding
kekon: I went man mode with caitlyn today. I’m not kidding when I say 90% of my teammates kills may be them taking kills from me. Oh and I was the only character they focused. My team had a ridiculously hard time keeping them away, it felt like I didn’t
surprisebitch: ghostkitten69:hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICKYOU WERE NOT KIDDING WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
hornythoughts: Please play with my big balls. They are feeling so sensitive. My cumshot will be so much bigger if you squeeze them. (I’m not kidding, my balls are so full with hot cum, my explosion will be huge)
surprisebitch: ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK YOU WERE NOT KIDDING WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
surprisebitch: itstaakothywowzard: kaijuno: alvaroarbehoa: coolcatgroup: He like it I’m crying 1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN Someone reuploaded it to a porn site and I’m not kidding. goodbye
lampsarepeopletoo: chekhov: i think about this all the time i’m not kidding what
stolenfootprints: ink-n-severedties: escapisminprogress:SAVE THE BEES, IM NOT KIDDING WE WILL DIE WITHOUT THEM. Plant bee friendly flowers in your yard, don’t kill them, bees are friends. What plants are bee friendly? Shit I’ll plant some bee friendly
SEX SEX SEX.. OKAY NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION: I'M NOT KIDDING. YOU MUST READ THIS. ALLLLL OF IT. IT'S CRAZY SHIT BRAH. NO SERIOUSLY. READ IT. DO IT NOW. YOU HAVE TOO. IT'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. IT'S HILARIOUS.
nihao-dragon-kid: Is this o-okay? —————————————— By NanaSchiffer
playbunny: Wow November seems to be giveaway month for me doesn’t it? Well this one is for a YES IM NOT KIDDING YOU, a SHINY SYLVEON. Why??? Because last night I bred another that I’m going to keep so I would love for this handsome fellow to go to
i went out earlier today with my parents to get groceries and it was so hot i nearly passed out, not kidding fff, i’m still pretty exhausted + my wrist kinda hurts but im working on a thing and i want to finish it haha
WOW when Rebecca said to watch out for how dark the new Steven Bomb would be she was not kidding…
domn8me: Lmao! When I took this pic, I thought my cleavage looked like a butt too. Not kidding. Cheers to butt cleavage 😘 My sister from another mister, lol. We are long lost twins! Both with butts on our chests 😂😂
c-bassmeow: quaagsire: god I love being queer I’m not kidding this has changed my life. What a fucking game changing and life changing performance
lovemysis-88:good morning little bro, and happy bithday! mom and dad are out until this evening, so we decided to give you our present! and the present is that you can fuck us and you can cum inside.. we’re not kidding you, see? so, dont waste time
sixpenceee: racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her im not kidding reasons I need a dog
