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Drinking two starbucks was not a very good idea buhh its my favorite ;D
justhooligans: brunomars-sars: “Honolulu Mayor Peter Carlisle kept a campaign promise to not sing at every public event he attended, but he had a great time on stage after intermission reading the proclamation designating Friday (December 19th 2010)
brunosbabydoll: xoxmichellexxo: thecookiedevorator: thegrenadeguy: brunomarscurls: THIS FUCKING SMILE *-* this is his smile. not his polite smile, his awkard smile. i love this smile. Oh My God the second comment <3 so true i love it more than
mrpase: The uncolored phone booth This is one of my favourite pictures from our London trip. There are so many pictures of those red boxes. But it’s not only the color which makes them so special - look at it objectively. And that’s the reason why
echosei: he should be banned from wearing eyeglasses/shades…. his eyes are not worthy of covering
I was RAISED to say please & thank you, to have respect for my elders, lend a helping hand to those in need, hold the door for the person behind me, say excuse me when it's needed, & to love people for who they are, not for what you can get from them.
storybook-magic: “Freedom is for honest people. No man who is not himself honest can be free – he is his own trap.” (by urbancitylife)
Ladies, just because you meet someone that's a lesbian or bisexual, it does not mean they want to fuck you and are going to fall in love with you. Lesbians and bisexuals aren't whores who would fuck any female. And guys, calm down, just because he's a
It's not a real friendship without homosexual moments.
here-is-the-place: When people say these books are children’s books, as if to demean them, I balk. These books dealt with themes that adults do not fully understand or wish to. It dealt with racism, classism, sexism, homophobia, prejudice, and general
thrustingwithtomlinson: and on the twenty-fourth day of the twelfth month, God said ‘Let there be sass’ but the universe wasn’t sure whether or not he said sass or ass and so then Louis Tomlinson was created.
daw-n: do not change or remove the source :)
serendipitylovexx: can never NOT reblog this, too cute for words
Do not look up One Direction because you will become obsessed and die.
livinginaghostworld: thefoxxybenedict: Fun Fact: The fall was not scripted, Anne actually slipped while filming, although she started laughing they kept with the scene. The director didn’t yell cut because she waved her hand a little (what looked
mcakeface: The most unrealistic thing about Teen Wolf is that not one single person in that school wants Stiles.
“Peace is not something you wish for. It’s something you make, something you do, something you are, and something you give away.”
Let's face it. If you’re not pretty then life is going to be harder for you. People say that personality matters the most and I agree, but the world is shallow. The people who are lucky enough to be born good looking will always be one step ahead. Sucks
finding out Zoella has a tumblr is the best thing i ever found out in my life…. not really, but it’s still exciting.
louis-tops: I’m basically british except for the fact that I’m not british
stocksholm-blog: do u ever just stare at harry and go “can u not”
She's Not There
ninihoho: ninihoho: honestly right now i’m so done with harry styles i am so emotional right now because of him i haven’t been like this in years do u NOT UNDESRSTAND THAT IM CONSIDERING FLINGING MYSELF OFFA CLIFF
why does our period have to last an entire week like seriously after an hour i know i’m not pregnant let’s move on now pls this is unnecessary
bbcradioone: someone steal harry styles’ laptop not for secret videos but for his itunes library
The truth is, I am a one of those few people who actually cares when I ask "What's wrong?". The only problem is that usually I have no idea what to say afterwards or how to make it better. I try not to use phrases like "That sucks", or "I'm sorry", but
i'm not there
sandycheeksxo: smalliebigz: this bitch got one flower and shes maddd happy and the other bitch got all the flowers in the world and shes unhappy.. just shows happiness comes from within, not from all the things you have. this bitch
lunarily: mildrose: sadteenproblems: i wish more guys groomed up like this this is sexy not freaking saggy pants preach Omg
staystrong-siilvias: attractuve: awkwardjamie: lovemetoinfinity: just-fucking-stay: the way he looks at her……. i wish someone would look at me that way maybe they do, but like Hermione, you’re just not looking. that last comment
flowury: how could you not reblog this i mean really Morgan freeman is one of my home dogs
slutwhat: im literally just waiting for someone to tell me that this is all one big joke and that he’s not really dead, it just doesn’t feel real Rip Cory monteith
lovemedonthateme-peace: |Can I not be like her. Well fuck me. She’s so God damn bootiful. Peace. xo
funeralhome420: i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im
guidetoclassy: Being a Gentleman is a choice, it is not determined by wealth or status. Choose wisely
metalslugx: pioneerman: iwouldvebeensohappy: taylor swift fans at the reputation tour STOP lol This is the first time I think I’ve ever heard the song and I’m not kidding when I say that I fully believe it’s one of the worst songs I’ve ever
thegestianpoet: Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly 贓 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make 贓.
perks-of-being-sian: this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding
lovemysis-88: do you like my new dress, lil bro? obliviously, it must be weared without underwear.. im not kidding, wanna see it?
moon-roses: i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry
prattandscott: “I’m not kidding, as a writer, it made me fury. I’m still really upset and angry.”
leah617: technicallyatomiclight: ancanope: marble-falls:adultreborn:im not kidding when i say this is my favorite picture i’ve ever takenit’s a cold and it’s a broken waluigi have you fucking seen this oh for fuck sake im out I watched the
racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her im not kidding
omfg I don’t even want kids so why must I bleed and have my uterus feel like it’s being kicked multiple times over and over every single month wtf whyyy.
Lol I was not ready for this but Nicole looks qt.
cheap-bliss: middlemarching: boredpanda: Meet Smoothie, The World’s Most Photogenic Cat omg you’re not kidding, look at that beautiful fluff I want
durnesque-esque:boneforlife:durnesque-esque:If you’re ok with using the word “feminazi” please just unfollow me. I don’t feel like reblogging the offending post, but I’m not kidding. Don’t disrespect either the feminist movement or the reality
giasartblog: ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICKYOU WERE NOT KIDDING Omg!
speak-softly-my-love: Boo I think we need the beach+++++we are due+++some fun and of course the room….give me 10 minutes book the first flight. I’m not kidding. They say money can’t buy happiness well it can buy me a ticket out of here
amothafuckingquiche:“Hey… sorry… I can’t come in to work today. My gay is acting up………. yeah. My gay…… Dude. I’m not kidding. I woke up and I was just vomiting rainbows and I swear I just shat a unicorn.”
stolenfootprints: escapisminprogress:SAVE THE BEES, IM NOT KIDDING WE WILL DIE WITHOUT THEM. Plant bee friendly flowers in your yard, don’t kill them, bees are friends.Bee friendly flowers:Spring: crocus, hyacinth, borage, calendula, wild lilacSummer:
nocountryforoldjetpacks: thegestianpoet: Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly 贓 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make 贓. Idk what I have to lose at this point
samclaflin-daily-blog: Do you know what? It’s the sickliest story ever. I walked into an audition room, I saw her and I knew. I’m not kidding for the life of me. She was reading in for a part and it’s my fourth free call. I’ve done previously
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kruel-kid: ok
