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vintage-addicted: It took me, not kidding, at least two minutes of staring at this picture to figure out the legs. Anatomy and I are not friends. (also friendly reminder my ask box is open, for the love of god please distract me from this journal revie
deanisanactualprincess: sararye: stilllovingdisney: DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT HIS FAMILY CONSISTS OF ANOTHER GUY THEIR CHILDREN DISNEY DID THE THING DISNEY DID THE THING!!!! not to mention kristoff is the first prince to be voiced by a gay actor
lilyandinternet: Smitty: MY EARS!!!! ok on second thought.. maybe im not quite ready for a kid..(^^ haha soooo cute! awesome job lilly!! this M!A is fun!)
clickthelock: Let’s not kid ourselves. We both know deep down that we’re heading down this road darling. I’m not going to unlock you, and I’m going to start sleeping with other men. I’m sure it will take you a little while to get used
This song makes me so sad for some reason. Is it because I am in the prime of my youth and I am not enjoying life?Also, sorry this is turning into an eclectic music blog, but I am just not inspired to do anything creative right now.
wardengrey: Aesthetique ™ you’re not a true cool kid until you draw on graph paper or on overlapping sticky notes. You’ve taken pics of your sketchbook next to an aloe or cactus plant at some point. The Fanartist That one artist pretty much
three-cheers-for-pretty-odd:argon-co2:sickviking-fr:not-tumbling:yimra:petapeta:The first part triggers the sleeper cells the second part turns on rage mode for them im Not Kidding i am going to Commit A HomicideWe as a species are each and every day
saikkysecrets: Super quick fanart doodle for @wuffen’s fic “kids these days” that got me feel dem feels. :||| senpai noticed Tadashi… (Not so sure if this one is good to be noticed) just needed to get this out of my system ;; v ;;“”“”
jossisgod: youwish-youcould: michaeldirnt: Ok but did they beat the neighbor kids ass?? They are family and anyone who doesn’t get that fact does not deserve to have a dog or any other non-human animal in their life.
notabled-noodle:public transport should be free for everyone forever and I am not kidding. it’s not my fault that I’m disabled and poor and need to get places
gendercake: imperfekct: gendercake: i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal? fuck
Oh yea I made another nsfw blog for all things not H, but who’s kidding i’ll most likely post H there too. It’s still setting up and i’ll probably get back to making gifs once it’s all set up. Also sorry i haven’t posted in a shit long
00-13: lmao i dislike children with a fiery passion, but if one wants to talk to me or w/e im nice to it. its a child. it is completely dependent on its parent, and doesn’t know better. It’s not it’s fault that it’s shitty. and kids usually
soyoumusik: “Go into the arts. I’m not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven’s sake.
kaialone: im crying look at this fucking digimonits name is gundramon i am not kidding this is a real digimon looks like a digimon i made as a kid X3
shacklefunk: yknow theres a lot of pressure to be successful, particularly on artsy kids whose professions are seen as useless unless theyre famous, but life is fucking hard and sometimes things dont turn out but i think thats not bad. my dad has wanted
kaciart: ‘You’ll be the death of me, kid.’Not before he’s the death of himself
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:“why do adults always comment about how tall you’ve gotten” listen kid the last time I saw you, you were a foot shorter and not a glaring accusation of the passage of time and the
rabbittwalter: gamtav88: brooklyn-knight: jalexintheimpala: god bless gordan ramsey Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome. because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore
thexfiles: thexfiles: The real bourgeoisie r those kids on college campuses who wear canada goose 2018 we oppress the canada goose class
when I was a kid my favorite type of dinosaur were ankylosaur at first and then it was dimetrodon (I now know they’re not dinosaurs but at the time I was unaware of that). Then I decided I could like both because they were both awesome And really,
drakestories: I had to tell someone, so I told my friend Rich. “Holy shit, Jas, you’re kidding right? Samuels is fucking you?” “No, I’m not kidding, He’s been doing me for about five months now.” Bob Samuels was a state senator and
raymondduncan: Kidding but not kidding.
MGMT “Kids” Video (via jsalmon) This video was shown to me by my brother and I absolutely love it. It’s not the official video from MGMT, but it helped me discover them :D
Alex Da Kid - Not Easy (Lyric) ft. X Ambassadors, Elle King, Wiz Khalifa
Now that we’ve seen Shiro and keiths backstory relationship, I really hope they don’t go with sheith as romantic and just keep it brotherly. My reasoning it’s a kids show. Making Sheith cannon now looks too much like grooming. Guy picks out loner
kailaamariee: Filipino kid from the streets. I got goose bumps! “magaling” haha. not gunna lie, i got goose bumps too!
lucidnee: Livin wit kids means u randomly see arms layin around And puzzle pieces. Baby doll arms and puzzle pieces all ova ma damn house. And this boy got one more time to not flush a toilet and have the bathroom smelling like a middle school boys
Me and my kids. Got my basement all tore up, toys everywhere. #blackout
sodomymcscurvylegs: Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!” Me: Not gonna lie, I miss having both.
dickprintbandit: it’s always terrifying when ppl say they want 4+ more kids. i just can’t help but to think abt all the $ you gotta invest in these lil things. Childcare for three kids is killing me. I could afford a whole other house if I wasn’t
that1asianwholuvsanime: and kid never even noticed it wow are you sure, it’s not Kid and Liz are the ones out of place?
hazurasinner: Korrasami family! So, I received a couple of asks about Korra and Asami starting a family, and I was like, WHY NOT?! XD They love children and know how to deal with them so I doodled three kids (I started with one but then my hand slipped.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
embarassinglysexualurl: sizvideos:Video - Via Siz iOS app THISTHIS IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANTAS A SCIENTIST THIS SHIT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCHSTOP KILLING YOUR KIDS BY NOT GETTING THEM VACCINATED YOU FUCKING IDIOTS ‘Nuff said.
fartgallery: kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person Yeah man genetics are so weird amiright?
thealmightytrebleclef: anothercleverjedimindtrick: dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish
My throat is killing me mustve been all those blow jobs I gave last Tuesday
whtvrnina: I get so annoyed when people are like “we don’t need to be teaching sex ed to kids and teens who aren’t having sex” then why are we making kids and teens do fire drills and lockdown drills if no emergencies are happening???? because
h0odrich: christopher-reeve: pkmndaisuki: i watched this opening numerous times as a kid. only now do i notice that she’s levitating the paper. Why tho? The table is right there she’s so extra.. icon
Reblog if you’re 30 or older
ms-couture: toneezus: Nicki Minaj’s reaction to JLO dancing to ‘Anaconda’ Least j lo ass is real lol. Kidding.. not kidding
catziel: catziel: this kid in my grade just posted this with a bunch of his faces photoshopped onto it……. STOP GUYS IM NOT KIDDING OMG HE CANT SEE THIS FUCK
000minimalism: i look like a mermaid tbh 🌻🌻🌻 WHY am i so slept on??? like..im so cute. gimme attention. mermaid in ur presence.
halloweenuiq: imagine that you have a four year old and a really beautiful giant chocolate cake and you put the cake in front of the kid and that’s it you dont give her any plates or any utensils you just sort of set the cake down in front of the kid
medimeedes: SO you guys are telling me In america, these things are …. a thing? like you have a place where kids go to see this???? giant robots that look like satan pissed them out??? and you eat there and kids play around these things???? and its
monsterkissed: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t Maybe also confront people who say they want
heroko: New face Luca Bertea at Red NYC this kid used to live behind me i’m not kidding his family is from romania i think
defenseoftheancients: Korra is a show for twelve year olds, a kid by any adult standard. Believe it or not kids have a basic capability to process stressful situations as storytelling. Stop trying to feel like you’re watching the next big Emmy-winning
My husband: “I want to give our kids punk rock middle names” Me: “STUDDED BELT” My husband: “~Blank stare~” I’m not punk rock enough for him
l-a-l-o-u: OTP children headcannons yaaaayyyy I wrote little bios for all of them under the cut! EDIT: One of the kid’s same was wrong, this is his actual name (Tanish, not Jintan) Keep reading
More concept art for my film! now including the little kid the before and after process of my backgrounds and the second part concept background art! The second part is supposed to look a bit messier and bold because it’s basically the kids imagination
fushigikid: llililli: Watch how many Trump supporting white college kids celebrate Cinco de Mayo this week. Uggghhhhh What exactly does Tumblr think Cinco de Mayo celebrates?As far as I know it’s the Taco Bell of celebrations, it might seem ethnic
cryptid-wendigo:I think Black-Eyed Kids scare me even more than the Mongolian Death Worm. They’re the creepiest, honestly. I have to actively try not to think about them when i go outside at night :I
