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bretterdayz: grandmaspice: bottleparadise: mapsontheweb: Distribution of Waffle Houses in the US. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THE WEST COAST AIN’T GOT WAFFLE HOUSE? I live in Atlanta and I’m not kidding when I say I am less than a mile away from three
surprisebitch: itstaakothywowzard: kaijuno: alvaroarbehoa: coolcatgroup: He like it I’m crying 1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN Someone reuploaded it to a porn site and I’m not kidding. goodbye
moon-roses: i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry
babydreamgirl: swdyww: goldenpaint: boystop: santeria: jacgayline: phoneus: jimzub: When they say“The camera adds 10 pounds”they’re not kidding.Here’s the effect with different camera lenses while keeping the subject the same size.
escapisminprogress:SAVE THE BEES, IM NOT KIDDING WE WILL DIE WITHOUT THEM. Plant bee friendly flowers in your yard, don’t kill them, bees are friends.
lovemysis-88: im not kidding brother, youre bigger than my bf.. and i really want to have you inside me
suzisafari: L7 before their photo shoot for Vogue Magazine (not kidding), 1992, New York City. (Source : L7 official)
adultreborn:im not kidding when i say this is my favorite picture i’ve ever taken
nocountryforoldjetpacks: thegestianpoet: Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly 贓 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make 贓. Idk what I have to lose at this point
domsirdaddy: domsirdaddy: This is pretty much every sub, baby girl, kitten, or little when they try to misbehave. Your not kidding us we know you want the spanking and you know you’ll get what you want. okay the kitten is cute and all about how I
"Little kids" these days
SEX SEX SEX.. OKAY NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION: I'M NOT KIDDING. YOU MUST READ THIS. ALLLLL OF IT. IT'S CRAZY SHIT BRAH. NO SERIOUSLY. READ IT. DO IT NOW. YOU HAVE TOO. IT'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. IT'S HILARIOUS.
marble-falls:adultreborn:im not kidding when i say this is my favorite picture i’ve ever takenit’s a cold and it’s a broken waluigi
moritzfer: ink-n-severedties: escapisminprogress:SAVE THE BEES, IM NOT KIDDING WE WILL DIE WITHOUT THEM. Plant bee friendly flowers in your yard, don’t kill them, bees are friends. What plants are bee friendly? Shit I’ll plant some bee friendly
bridmpreg: why do i always assume everyone looks like their icon im not kidding if your icon was a goat i would think that you are a goat
nestingdean: nestingdean: OKAY WHO SENT ME AN INVITATION TO DEAN AND CAS’S WEDDING I’M NOT KIDDING SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME ANSWERS
surprisebitch: ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK YOU WERE NOT KIDDING WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
johnsmith67: I really am taking a break from Tumblr until the new year, but I’m in the office today and I’ve been working since an ungodly hour. It’s very, very quiet (which I love) and I’m very focused (read below - re: war… I’m not kidding
thegestianpoet:Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly 贓 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make 贓.
racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her im not kidding
thegestianpoet: Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly 贓 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make 贓.
loverofpiggies: Not kidding, I want this SO bad. Welp, this is going into my ‘interior decor’ folder on my computer asap
darksoulshaters: darksoulshaters: Nameless asked this dude why he hacked, and got a series of your mom jokes in return. I’m not kidding. transcript: (1) ur mom is so fat when she turns around people yell fat ass (2) cause shes so fat when she rolls
prattandscott: “I’m not kidding, as a writer, it made me fury. I’m still really upset and angry.”
cupcakedrawings: undercitytwerkteam: sweet-bitsy: fairyfencer: fairyfencer: There’s gonna be an insect dating visual novel kinda like Hatoful Boyfriend but with insects I’m seriously not kidding IT HAS COME cupcakedrawings LOOK FINALLY A
uear: ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICKYOU WERE NOT KIDDING WhAT THE FUCK
kaialone: im crying look at this fucking digimonits name is gundramon i am not kidding this is a real digimon
i want to get married and have kids with a woman one day.
antifainternational: uwotm8y8: Check it out! Donate to the antifainternational Defense Fund and you too can get gear. gofundme.com/intlantifadefence He’s not kidding! uwotm8y8 - glad you got the gear so quickly! Enjoy!
stonesibare: c-bassmeow: quaagsire: god I love being queer I’m not kidding this has changed my life. What a fucking game changing and life changing performance Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk
thetiredknifer: upsettingrapeculture: Hugging 101! This is so important!Children need to learn that if they are uncomfortable touching/being touched by certain ppl (adults) they do not have to.It helps the child to understand that they are under no
i was a bit annoyed at my new colleague for not picking up the phone or answering my messages but turns out her grandad died AND she broke a finger :| now i’m just annoyed at my boss for making someone work with a broken finger :|
sadgaywerewolf: You know, when I was a kid in fandom and I saw a popular ship of, say, a 16 year old and a 25 year old, I was like “of course there’s nothing wrong with this! Age is just a number! Besides, it’s only 9 years!!!” But now that
louisville-redcoat: catbountry: chupicronian: lamaenthel: shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu Actually that’s pretty standard size
studyingbrains: A Harm Reduction Guide to Safer Drug Use drugsand.me is an educational website that teaches about the existing harm reduction methods for drug users. We do not promote drug use, but we do encourage you to be safe if you are thinking of
langleav: OMG guys, you can order a copy of L&M right now for only บ.48 NOT KIDDING. With the release date just around the corner, you could be holding your very own copy of my book in DAYS! Also coming to bookstores over the next few weeks so
perks-of-being-sian: this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding
lirulin: A few quick color doodles from Thief of Time. This book…it’s so good. I can’t. I…should probably say spoiler warning? But let’s not kid each other. None of you are going to read this book. Lobsang and his mommy, the anthropomorphic
taigas-den: trapperweasel: jimzub: When they say“The camera adds 10 pounds”they’re not kidding.Here’s the effect with different camera lenses while keeping the subject the same size. It looks like the camera is trying to make all his features
Overslept. Oops. Feeling needy. I’m just in bed with a stuffie. I think living alone really makes this neediness worse. Not just for dove but in general. I’m a very touchy person but now I have to go days and longer without touch or contact.
amothafuckingquiche: “Hey… sorry… I can’t come in to work today. My gay is acting up………. yeah. My gay…… Dude. I’m not kidding. I woke up and I was just vomiting rainbows and I swear I just shat a unicorn.”
songofages: This was ad-libbed by the voice actor, Craig Ferguson and they chose to keep it in because they loved it. Kids won’t get it but adults will be thinking “did he just imply what I think he implied?” And later the director confirmed it.
durnesque-esque:boneforlife:durnesque-esque:If you’re ok with using the word “feminazi” please just unfollow me. I don’t feel like reblogging the offending post, but I’m not kidding. Don’t disrespect either the feminist movement or the reality
thescorpiofamily: kmaj27:Look at the Happy Married Couple engaging in some fun.Characters © of thescorpiophotoalbumCollin: Man Vivi, your sure were not kidding, I have been pent up lately. I guess that is what I get for being a former porn star, your
cursedkennedy: bootsi: these are all fucking clean in all seriousness where can i get the casio one like im not kidding
mediterraneantomatoes: Mmmmm sorry kids in school I can’t hear you over the sound of how comfortable my bed is~
abefromthepub: edibilityunknown: This is how I have sex. Jk. Not kidding.
bitcheslovewhales: ANYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET A SHITTY PICKUP LINE IN THEIR INBOX BASED ON THEIR BLOG I AM NOT KIDDING
