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What worries me about a lot of the internet is when someone asks for money for important shit people always seem to think “selfish and useless idiot, can’t earn like everyone else!” not “why the fuck do people have to ask for money for food
hashtagyorlosalfie: berthemorisot: mutuals your silence on corduroy the bear is deafening no i’m not kidding
system-lgbt: system-lgbt: Anon Hate IS Illegal. Guys, I’m not kidding. Suicide-baiting, cyberharassmemt, cyberstalking, death/rape threats, and hate speech are illegal in all 50 states as well as Australia and the UK. Bullying and Cyberbullying Laws
charactermodel: X-23 Original Design by Steve Gordon? [ X-Men Evolutions ] * Plus: Original X-23 model Hailey Benton Gates Note: Not a lot of stuff available from the show, just that small res sheet, hopefully I will update this soon with some
kiwibyrd: lets not kid ourselves we all had a crush on ember get the print here
stellaradvisor: If Toadette can become a Princess with a simple Power Up, why not Wendy? Eat your heart out, Peachette, here’s Wepeachi! - W.
collababortion: kittydoom: salon: We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture. Amazingly, not The Onion: “[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and
jennyatsdcc: “That’s why you didn’t see Katara getting involved in that Civil Warn nonsense. Sometimes you just gotta leave it to the kids!” oh…. um …kay
youryoungpharaoh: old-school-shit: theloneookami: How sad Very :( a kid shouldn’t have to think this.
Also, a 19yo kid invited me to a kegger at his house next Saturday…….why……….
dancing-thru-clouds: deadlylittlekate: elfstaranymore: feministess: elfstaranymore: also re: teens sitting around with their tablets and smartphones like, if a kid can access the internet (with some privacy still) while also sitting in the same room
snorlaxatives: not to sound dramatic but the scholastic book fair in elementary school is the most pure and genuinely happy place i’ve ever experienced in my life
thegestianpoet:Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly 贓 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make 贓.
no-omo-bro: the aftermath of today’s shopping excursion. no, I’m not kidding. I also run the following blogs: womenpeeinginnaturejustpeeingmypantswomenpeeingindoorswomenpeeingonrockssightpeeingtastefulcumshots
Girl Scouts Issues Bold Warning to Parents to Not Force Girls to Show Affection
unclefather: person doing a tedtalk: live the life you want to live.me: you know what? they’re right.me in the mcdonalds drive thru: i want a Cheese Burger. And make it a meal. i’m not kidding
bigdickdaddysatan: thegestianpoet:Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly 贓 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make 贓. May luck be with you
sassy-echidna: switchingtogeico: daiilha: switchingtogeico: daiilha: switchingtogeico: I could eat bagels for every fucking meal I’m not kidding I love them I love seeing the revival of classic art
theparadigmshifts:imsobadatnicknames2:I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding@mortuarybees: #i think its deeply important for all of us to come to terms with the fact that
lotrlocked:theparadigmshifts:imsobadatnicknames2:I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding@mortuarybees: #i think its deeply important for all of us to come to terms with the fact
transmechanicus:poolboyvmprmansion:transmechanicus:6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.this doesn’t apply to jobs like childcareIf i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up
kolkhozmilf:kolkhozmilf:It’s wild that Chris Pratt is super famous and the modern-day face of conservative Evangelicals when a decade ago he was just Anna Faris’ feedee husbandI’m not kidding
racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her im not kidding
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softcurvywife: Husband posting: I’m not kidding, she actually did
Denim Armchair with Chrome Accent are you kidding me tho
moon-roses: i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry
yogfan14: surprisebitch: ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK YOU WERE NOT KIDDING WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THIS IS ONE OF MY
gatorfox: pardonmewhileipanic: giasartblog: ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK YOU WERE NOT KIDDING Omg! this is exactly
sincerelykaotik replied to your post “I can ignore my arousal really well. I love the feeling of being…” Nope, not me. I can handle it for like 30 minutes. Then I lose my mind if I dont do something about it. Hahah the only problem with that
ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK YOU WERE NOT KIDDING
eu03: I drew her too small. I’m not kidding, either. So it occurred to me that I probably should have drawn graphiteknightsome… View Post shared via WordPress.com
adultreborn:im not kidding when i say this is my favorite picture i’ve ever taken
femme-cutie: I’m so happy, and I’m not kidding when I say that I’m crying. Actual dumb stupid tears of joy are leaking from my eyes. I’ve been un-shadow banned. You can now search me. I’ll show up in notifications, activity feeds, and tags.
ussbbw: ambersbelly: My belly last night after I finished off a whole pumpkin pie all by myself (after dinner of course) I was so full it hurt! ===== NOTE from the poster: Moments like this make me believe in mankind. I am not kidding.
thefatbellycollection: Happy easter! Here’s my easter selfie. Still stuck at the 390lbs mark. I’m not kidding I thought my legs were going to snap from crouching down like this! Ugh I need to be so much bigger and softer.
notyourdream: jjrobinson: notyourdream: jj, model my summer range. Haha sure thing babe I’m not kidding!
shadows-of-a-fallen-angel: mishardor: bellamyclarke: bellamyclarke: METATRON IS EATING BREAKFAST BEHIND ME GUYS I’M NOT KIDDING RUN JUST RUN YOU CAN GET BACON LATER JUST GO
causticgambler: where the fuck did five nights at freddy’s even come from like i’m not kidding there was no period of learning about this game the whole internet just went from “never heard of it” to “everyone and their mother has played it”
omigawdmatt: IM NOT KIDDING. IS THIS REAL??????????
mister-gus: OKAY SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENEDUncle Grandpa brought STEVEN UNIVERSE over to the RV! Not kidding. THE REAL STEVEN UNIVERSE! I was super excited to show him my fanart when PIZZA STEVE WALKED IN AND DREW ALL OVER IT!!!! He saved over it and I
ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICKYOU WERE NOT KIDDING
c-bassmeow: quaagsire: god I love being queer I’m not kidding this has changed my life. What a fucking game changing and life changing performance
jolly-ob-saint-nixilis: jolly-ob-saint-nixilis: To my increasing confusion this is the newest yugioh archetype I’m not kidding
fertile-hips: “See babe, I was not kidding when I said I was ovulating! Now let me sit on that cock and milk those baby making balls of yours!”
qweety: mindofgemini: fairyfencer: fairyfencer: There’s gonna be an insect dating visual novel kinda like Hatoful Boyfriend but with insects I’m seriously not kidding It’s less insects specifically and more monster people in general, though
tsscat: wonderfuck: wonderfuck: you guys i’m so fucking scared the pandemic is absolutely thriving in south asia. i’m not kidding. you might think the US is bad, but the situation in countries like india (which literally surpassed the US for the
5dollarshake: Hazel’s favorite character. #zarya #overwatch I’m not allowed to play anything else when she’s watching! roll model X3
ask-oncies-jizz: ask-oncies-jizz: 4 years later Regarding Twilight Sparkle is still the most deeply upsetting thing ever written by a human being and i’m not kidding when i say that i think about it almost daily never forget lulz
gemstonecub: theycallmehuggybear: ceejofmalta: Some post Christmas belly. So far it’s been s weekend of totally pigging out and there’s still to days left! Such a handsome fatty! Sweet lord, you’re not kidding :O
thatonebigchub: Let’s not kid ourselves. This fat ass has never seen the inside of gym, nor will he ever use one again
marty-mc: Baby Dorian during one of his duels with other kids of the Circle, Magister Dorian and his friend Maevaris Tilani (just some old sketches of Tevinter fashion) I want to cosplay baby dorian so bad. this is perfect!Also… How bloody
……………… I’m not sure if this a reference to fucktards in general, you’re average jock…. or children. Nonetheless… AHHAHAHAHAH!
Really not surprised there’s a book for this… at all.
lol…. This would so NOT work on me… but I agree it would for some men. Genius.
Wife: What could happen he said. Its just archery he said. Im not a COMPLETE dumbass he said… =_=
Better not start any shit in this place…
Well… you’re not wrong.
Proud of it! In fact several wooden spoons did not survive. I AM THE DESTROYER. FEAR ME SPOONS OF THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! XD
morice: imagine if you met someone on tumblr and then randomly fell in love with them and skyped for hours on end and finally met them and then after a few years you would get married and have 2 kids named after fictional characters and a house lined