not kidding
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not kidding clips
all too much and not enough at the same time
empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone: [confesses their love
be at peace, not in pieces
bblurry: I. will. never. not. reblog. this.
ugh FUCK BROSTON LOOK AT THIS HOT PERSON OMFG I CANT STOP STARING SORRY NOT SORRY BUT UNFFF WOW PEOPLE LIKE THIS ACTUALLY EXSIST
r-efracted: hahrys: men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath
venula: thing i would like to do: kiss your face kiss not your face see you smile always idk buy you things make you mac and cheese learn all your favourite songs tell you that u r a cutie have a sleepover without sleep u feel me etc
rei-matsuoka: my current status: i am not being kissed or being hugged and i find this very upsetting
provst: This is not a photograph of lovers, this is a 400 year old marble statue of Pluto and Proserpina. Bernini was only 23 years old when he completed this. GOD LOOK AT THIS SKILL
This Is Not What I Had Planned
habeshabeautymark: sugar-coated-killer: do u ever lay in bed and get really sad about ur favorite person because theyre not in the bed with u Yes
yruos: saying “my girl” is the cutest shit ever do not fight me on this
disasterxv: not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay
nappul: have you ever looked at someone and thought… i could look at you for hours and not get bored
Broston if you’ve got me in this position you better not being fucking around on your phone, i’m gonna want your attention
soymilkmister: me: is mad at you but still wants attention from you I’m rarely mad at you, ACCEPT that one time you fought on me on Gogurts. No. Do not fight me on strawberry gogurt.
Let's be artists not racists
Oooh not to be cheesy or anything but I kind of like these
ladyfabulous: fleetwytchmac: decadentlullaby: When women used to be depressed or were not “taking care of their men” properly their husbands could send them to the psych ward for attitude adjustments. This was part of conditioning them to always
jupiteradepts: me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying? me receiving
cloudplays: details of a thing i’m working on. still not really comfortable with posting whole works, kinda. Zoe I’m reblog this so I can get so inspiration
sadhacker: i love physical touch. like not even kissing and stuff just like. sitting next to each other with our arms touching or our legs overlapping or walking next to each other with our arms brushing i love knowing im real i love existing with
jaclcfrost: befriending me is just basically getting a front-row ticket to my easily-excited ass yelling about everything, always. even if i’m not literally yelling i’m still, in spirit, yelling. that’s the ticket you bought. you didn’t ask for
springseventeen: the greatest form of intimacy is not sex. i never felt more naked and more exposed than the first time i cried in front of you. and i had never seen your skeleton before until the first time you cried in front of me. those were the most
webs-we-weave: webs-we-weave: This is so awful and mean. If you guys see this, please report this. I don’t know why men have this whole “when women wear makeup, they’re basicallt lying to us” mindset. 1.) Contrary to dudebro belief, not all
im not really here
vansandlesbians: The amount of hickies I don’t have right now is not ok
urbanoutfucks: i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while
Break her bed, not her heart
sugar-coated-killer: do u ever lay in bed and get really sad about ur favorite person because theyre not in the bed with u
yxngpxpi: triple text me when i’m not replying so i know ur feelin’ me
ughsocialjustice: clara-impossiblesoufflegirl: seerofsarcasm: nesquiksand: with-fronds-like-these: sinking-memories: I don’t know if you guys know this or not but the girl and the sailor didn’t even know each other, the sailor was drunk and
moonstoners: tear my panties apart not my heart
slutdropped: Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.
goldfyshie927: Concept: I’m laying on your lap. You’re playing with my hair. Quilts and sweaters keep us warm. You’re happy. I’m not anxious or sad. Everything is okay.
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