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nikareeashlee: sonoanthony: haelroyale: sonoanthony:You’re not a real hood Nigga until you make a sandwich at 3am in your black parents house Bruh I’ve made omelets and waffles without my parents waking up at 3am Jesus walking on water was child’s
peachieskin: Let’s get rich and build a house in the south of France 🎶 (Reblog only, do not repost as your own or remove my captions, that’s just rude!!)
360cub: Then my 7 year old nephew dragged me to Millenium Square where the council have set up a City Beach. We built sandcastles, went in the fun house and won an inflatable hammer on the Hook a Duck stall. Not a bad afternoon. Also for any of you with
moshgoblin: idolatrys:My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids
parentheticalaside: fozmeadows: jenndoesnotcare: I just left my husband alone with our two children for sixteen days. I was not worried about anything regarding the house, their food, or their wellbeing. I put all the appointments in the family calendar
Momma takes me and my brother to his daddy’s house on the weekends. That’s where we get freaky. He’s not allowed to nut in me though, and he gets sloppy seconds
henroth-valdemar: So I had something happen today that got me thinking. Near to a friend of mine a house is a rock quarry, which is still in use. My friend and two friends of his decided to go into the quarry. I’m not joking when I said they found
danielkanhai: i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car
incestuous-creampie: I never wear panties around the house in case my brother or dad wants to take me. Not that I mind, that is.
ouijaye: I wanna live in a forest pls 🌿 I got this dress months ago and I’ve wanted nothing more than to wear it out of the house and not have to wear a baggy cardigan for once so this is scary lmao, I’m learning to accept my body again after
ileftmyheartinwesteros: The fucking neighbor keeps letting people park their fucking cars on my front lawn. I live in an end house close to the street but instead of parking next to the sidewalk NOT TEN FEET AWAY they drive their goddamn cars and park
bigslittles: bigslittles: bigslittles: Full house so had to be quiet, big S still pounded my ass tho :) I love it when she says not to hold back - big S 😀 Cumming in her ass😉 PS it felt awesome
poetree-house: It’s so niceto wake up in the morning all aloneand not have to tell somebody you love themwhen you don’t love them any more. Richard Brautigan oops what is this my eyes are leaking
moshgoblin: idolatrys: My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted. me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two
caseyanthonyofficial: justcallmebooo: caseyanthonyofficial: Yeah sure let me just track sand over my entire house I mean are you serious can you imagine the mess what a catastrophically bad idea shut up. Not until whoever invented this is in jail
at my dad’s house where there is a ton of food, and much of it is junk food but i don’t really mind. kinda would love and adore some good feeder talk though. i want to be tired down and fed and really stuffed. not everyday probably, but once in a
I just a had a slew of dreams and I’m not sure what’s make of it. The first had me as a modern age Matilda. I was me, my current age, but I was also the Matilda child. And I was in the trunchbull’s house having to escape again. But
eisenburrito: when i find myself in times of trouble robert pattinson comes to me speaking words of wisdom “my favorite animal would definitely be an elephant. because, well, it’s not just a pet. you can lie under it and it’s basically a house.”
tennants-hair: likeamountaininspringtime: likeamountaininspringtime: likeamountaininspringtime: Some neighbors just moved in a couple of houses down,and my mom said I should bake a pie. I have been informed that this may not be acceptable. Update:I
allonsyforever: granderre: oh my god im laughing because apparently so many people not familiar with the british education system think that the whole school houses thing was a made up thing in harry potter?? like no we actually have those what *dalek
kelgrid: kelgrid: kelgrid: I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not
corvidaedream:i love the idea of ghosts not being dead people but just places where time is kind of thinlike one of my friends & his girlfriend have a ghost in their very old new england house that’s apparently an old timey little boy who does
kelgrid:kelgrid: kelgrid: I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not
mxlevolence: micromanor: A tiny house built on a restored RV trailer in Nebraska. I’m not even going to lie and say I would happily fucking live here for the rest of my life.
incestcorp: at first i tried not to stare as my teenage SİSTER pranced around the house in revealing underwear… but now i’m starting to get the feeling she does it on purpose..
unit-zero: As ignoblesaints cleverly pointed out, in Evangelion 2.22 You Can (Not) Advance, around 54:53, you can see Nandaba Naota’s house from FLCL [Fooly Cooly] complete with Haruhara Haruko’s yellow Vespa.I shit my pants.I am a HUGE FLCL fan,
rileyster: losis2honest: Holy baby jesus i did not expect that…. Happens all the time :( My nana had a huge pond in front of her house, and sometimes you’d see the mama duck and baby ducks trailing along behind her.. and bloop! goes down one baby
talesofablackmale:After the quickie we had in the public bathroom I was fiending for more. I had to have more. So the next day I called her and invited her over. I tried my best not to seem needy or ‘thirsty’ but I was. From her house to mine is about
eisenburrito: when I find myself in times of trouble robert pattinson comes to me speaking words of wisdom “my favorite animal would definitely be an elephant. because, well, it’s not just a pet. you can lie under it and it’s basically a house.”
resmarted: taylor momsen now you get back in here this instant i am still your father young lady and you are not to leave the house like that now go to my room
familysexlife: myincestwishes: Even not being the first time my mom was doing anal she was screaming so loud that I had to put her panties in her mouth. But the neighbors must have heard anyway, later at night one of them came to our house ask if she
elizabum: I took this months ago, before I left the first house I lived in the PCNW. I looked at this and immediately it was archived and forgotten about. Until today. Today I looked at this and I felt okay with it. My body, it’s not perfect. but it’s
This house and these people are some of the most disgusting people I have ever come to know throughout my life. While they are blood, and while they do help keep me alive, and have done a lot of things for me in the past, it does not excuse how they have
It’s sad that I have to wear a natural colored wig to my grandma’s house cause she’s having family stay over for weeks that I have not seen in years, and they will just talk shit about me the entire time if I don’t. Sigh.
90s90s90s: What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? (1993)“We don’t really move. I mean, we’d like to, but… my mom is sort of attached to the house. Attached is, I guess, not the right word. She’s pretty much wedged in. “
geekgirlsmash: parentheticalaside: fozmeadows: jenndoesnotcare: I just left my husband alone with our two children for sixteen days. I was not worried about anything regarding the house, their food, or their wellbeing. I put all the appointments in
Have a wonderful Easter afternoon.🐰 meanwhile in the garden house.. Maybe I’m not a brilliant cook, but I love to bake… and feed all my friends and loved ones.☺️ I’m ready for the wonderful afternoon. #Easter #happyeaster #fun
iamarealsissy: Uncle R Family friend, family lawyer, knew my mom from childhood (who I knew as “Uncle Richard” but also knew was not a relative). 6'4", 250lbs strong, handsome male figure (as I saw it). R had a house and practice in burbs
poetic-joke: one of my favourite things is seeing people carrying flowers around in public. where are they going? who are the flowers for? is it their mums birthday? did someone move house? who knows!! not me!!!
sebastian46: Boss messages me he’s not coming in today to come over to his house. This is my lunch, a BIG THICK BLACK cock….
thealmightygodrods: sebastian46: Boss messages me he’s not coming in today to come over to his house. This is my lunch, a BIG THICK BLACK cock…. Better and better
hornybiguy108: My little sister still hasn’t quite understood the new order of things around the house…If I need to cum, I cum in her, I don’t care if she’s fertile, I don’t care that she’s not on the pill, I’m gonna fuck her pussy and
chubby-bunnies: Submitted by cookiecuttercatlady While I did not have the courage to leave the house in this outfit yet, I posted it on Instagram, Tumblr and Facebook, and have received nothing but positive feedback. My road to self acceptance has
allison16f: Sorry ive not been as active lately and i appologize. So here is something for you guys i did at my aunt and uncles house here in Dallas! :)
mynightwing: I was staying at my auntie’s house for the week for vacation. I decided to treat myself to a bubble bath and being that I was in the bathroom, I had privacy. I was so hard, just thinking about her but I tried not to. The door flung open
galaxia420: are these halloween decorations? if so, i love it. if not, i still love it because that means the people who own that house just have this shit up all the time which is essentially my entire personality in a nutshell
![unit-zero: As ignoblesaints cleverly pointed out, in Evangelion 2.22 You Can (Not) Advance, around 54:53, you can see Nandaba Naota’s house from FLCL [Fooly Cooly] complete with Haruhara Haruko’s yellow Vespa.I shit my pants.I am a HUGE FLCL fan,](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltwwl4n29c1r5s4oqo1_250.png)
