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howler32557038: punceuponatime: When you’re gay in your house with nobody else you’re homolone Not me, I’m all bi myself And the words of the prophets are written on my Tumblr wall, and tenement halls…
suspend: monobeartheater: arcticmowsy: aerostarmonk: The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house. oh my god i just do not understand this post what even de-lighted
lexicution3r: lexicution3r: my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate. “How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?” “How is there NO CHOCOLATE???” “DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM
sebastian46: Painters were at my house and I saw the bulge in this workers pants so during lunch I had him for lunch. He did not disappoint. Thanks Pete for the good anal
moniicow: Actually have not left the house in it yet… I’ll take photos the second I do! (God knows when that’ll be) Big big big thank you to peyfo for purchasing this from my wishlist!!! I’ve been wanting this shirt for years :’) now everyone
omganniephanny: Can you keep a secret? Secretive orgasm now for sale! Watch as I play with my luscious body while trying to not let anyone in the house know. C4S :: ELM :: Clipvia :: Private Blog
ironbloodaika: grimphantom2: thaman2016: Here’s one of my Christmas themed commissions from @kindahornyart. Lynn, Sr. must not know his wife’s dress size. Even if she could fit, I doubt she’d be able to move comfortably in it. I’m glad @kindahornyart
darkfiretaimatsu: Well, you know what I mean. Either way, you’re a total HIPAA violation, or whatever you said~Just because I have no legal claim over the building or anything in it doesn’t make it not my house, you know? I have an open door policy,
bobbymoynihans: Not only is Houston Texans star Andre Johnson an All-Pro wide receiver, but he also makes a pretty good Santa Claus. “It’s crazy,” Johnson said. “Me and my uncle were sitting in the house one day. And I was like, ‘I want to
foreigngirl: I have SO MANY OTHER THINGS TO DRAW… and my house is filled with little Hamilton doodles and I am not even sorry. Anyway - here’s some older Ham in glasses,Ham and Laurens, and Ham and Angelica, because apparently, our man Alexander
cathyonwheels: monobeartheater: arcticmowsy: aerostarmonk: The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house. oh my god i just do not understand this post what even This post makes
behind-my-empty-eyes: I am conducting a scientific study on what houses people are in. Reblog this post if you are proud to be a Slytherin. (Ravenclaws reblog this, Gryffindors reblog this, and Hufflepuffs reblog this)
I wish I wasn’t the only one here (my house, not the Internet) who watches Elementary. I like having a buddy to watch shows with and talk about but no one here is terribly interested in watching it with me. Oh well, I have watching buddies for
It smells like the ocean outside. It’s nice
rdlyons: least-virginy-virgin-ever: lvrnemalvo: monobeartheater: arcticmowsy: aerostarmonk: The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house. oh my god i just do not understand
grantaire-put-that-bottle-down: jeszing: have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it not in a suicidey way more of a “if a killer clown broke into my house right now, would jumping out the window
americachavez: discussing the sexism in media is not equivalent to hating it. if I hated everything that was sexist, I’d literally never be able to watch tv or a movie or read comics or leave my house, basically.
perfectlyimperfectness69: cathyonwheels: monobeartheater: arcticmowsy: aerostarmonk: The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house. oh my god i just do not understand this post
katgryffindor:arasellle:justheroverthere:I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME
jordan-reet: Then come over to my house and talk?! Yeah I’m not over it, you really fucking hurt me. It really hurts. I just feel like that was a boyfriend talk. But maybe you’re already replacing me in that behalf. You can be friends with guys,
katgryffindor:arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME
demetrialuvater: I’m not extravagant. I share my house in London with five roommates. I take the Tube. I intend to stay the exact same person I always was.
strawberry-bundae:exilerose-deactivated20220711:strawberry-bundae:strawberry-bundae:no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the
goawfma:yikes…”wife material” sounds like a bad job opportunity I wish I would invite someone over and then have the nerve to ask them to cook for me without me being right there cooking beside her in my own damn house AND have the nerve to not
katgryffindor: arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME
forcedsissyboy: I told you no stiff clittie in this house. Licking your Auntie’s pussy does not mean you can get hard under your skirt Sissyfaggot. I just called my pokerfriends over to fuck your boypussy until you remember what we trained you for
Getting -real- tired …… of hypocrisy in this house. If you are going to get pissed a me for being on my game all the time (I’m actually not) and snapping at people when they interrupt me (only when I’m startled now, as I also found the
dormouse11:fairypsychic:Ok so I rly fucking need to clean my house. Do any other People With Depression™ have any tips or ways you motivate urself to clean? Because this feels like the hardest goddamn thing in the world even tho I know it’s not and
Getting -reeeeeeal- tired of not being able to do shit in my own house without a fucking preteen style attitude fit. Y’know, huffy slamming of doors with glaring and under-breath grumbling instead of a 25 year old knowing (BECAUSE I’VE SAID SO MULTIPLE
arts-and-hearts: not-blinking: bowtiesandscarvesandmagic: sagansense: itscolossal: The Cloud: An Interactive Thunderstorm in Your House It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine. And my literal “brainstorming room“ will be complete. all hail the
rememberthemaagic: a-wondrous-place: fuckeryandwoozles: touyababy: scarletredwings: 500daysofapril: I’m not even going to pretend this isn’t funny wheezing oh my god AND SUDDENLY I’M GLAD NO ONE’S IN THE HOUSE BECAUSE THE SOUNDS I JUST
wildlyshadybear3: afatuglycuckedhumiliationslut: To be honest, I can’t think of anything even remotely cock shaped in our house that has not been inside of my cunt at one point or another. Lol you gotta love a cunt as desperate as this pig for cock!!
So my mother smooth lied to me about being busy this weekend and not having time for me to come home. If you don’t want me in your house please just be upfront and say it. The only thing that has changed is that I am now openly out as a lesbian
apervertedthought: “Oh my god, nephew, I am so excited you came to see me this weekend! I’m not going to even beat around the bush - it’s been a minute since I’ve let a man in the house…”
yummum109: When i asked my brother to help me move he was happy to and really awesome but when we finished he told me he was going to miss having me in the house and that there were so many things he was gonna regret not doing.I thought he meant like
goodticklebrain: goodticklebrain: First of all, I apologize for this post being a bit late. I was JUST ABOUT to upload it when the internet at my house cut out. This should not have been a surprise, given all the various technical difficulties in the
“I heard police or ambulancemen, standing in our house, say, “She must have provoked him,” or, “Mrs Stewart, it takes two to make a fight.” They had no idea. The truth is my mother did nothing to deserve the violence she endured. She did not
askmeifimadalek: lexicution3r: lexicution3r: my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate. “How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?” “How is there NO CHOCOLATE???” “DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE
sunflic: pardusnix: offside-goal: tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja: BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS KILO CAN WE LIVE IN A HOUSE WITH LOTS OF STAIRS Maybe…
gluten-free-pussy: starklefark: frostyemma: EAT THE RICH Wtf I…I cannot imagine inviting someone over to my house and not offering them something to eat and drink. Especially in the summer? Like I’d have bottles of ice cold water for them
himeno-ran:exilerose-deactivated20220711:himeno-ran:himeno-ran:no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuckdon’t need
weirdlandtv:Pond life. Art by M. A. Koekkoek (1, 4) and Ned Seidler.Image 4—a version of image 1 as you can see; I’m not sure which one came first—used to hang on the wall of the staircase in my aunt’s house. I passed it often, and I always looked
jennyspring: I’m not extravagant. I share my house in London with five roommates. I take the Tube. I intend to stay the exact same person I always was.
subtilitas: Fujiwaramuro Architects - House with a light void, Hyogo Prefecture 2019. Photos © Katsuya Taira. Keep reading
anons620371-deactivated20220401:hisoka-the-unicorn-wizard:spacepiratecaptainsexy:maretriarch:maretriarch:haunted dolls are cool not scary like bro there’s a friend in there I don’t have a haunted doll, but my house has been very haunted ever
