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attagoodboy:That was the last drop young man. Just because I’m your stepmother doesn’t mean you can do as you please. I will not, and are never going to, accept that kind of filth in my house. I told you time and time again NO PORN and NO PLAYING
dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! OMG I HAVE ALL OF THIS IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW EXCEPT THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS FUCK
wahrsager: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! OMG I HAVE ALL OF THIS IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW EXCEPT THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS FUCK Okay, so I just made this. It’s VERY floury. I also saved the butter
yesmydaddy: seattlehef: Artsy Not the naughty seat you remember. I want one of these chairs in my house please.
darling-highness: space-cadet-john: dethcabforbooty: this rock looks like a piece of the fucking galaxy I’m p sure that obsidian but does anyone kno what kind? bc i need some galaxy rock in my house rn it’s not obsidian. it’s goldstone, which
letliveandlettucker: Papero- A Paper-Craft Toy Remember the old days when building a model airplane or a car were all the rage? Well, not so much in my house but I always wanted to try it. Enter Papero. Created by some of Korea’s top exhibition designers
deliciously-deviant:I’m not naming any names but SOMEONE in my house has developed an appetite for this.
HEY LOOK WHAT’S HERE IN MY HOUSE SoME tHiNGs: -It’s fucking huge. The art looks kind of bad because it’s so huge haha I’m sorry~ -The color is okay but I’m not keen on the paper quality, it feels very sensitive (easily scratc
im sure i would not be half as miserable as i am right now if it were so goddamn hot in my house
I told you not to wear cloths in my house.
throb56: foods not the only thing eaten in my house
borderlineteddy: sodomymcscurvylegs: acquaintedwithrask: gothdolphin: this is a jenga tower of problems snakes are manifesting in my house physically Tag yourself: I’m the beastiality! So being lesbian is wrong but not fucking a gorilla? This
couldu-not: I’m torn between wanting to cuddle with you while drinking tea and playing Xbox and wanting to fuck you on every possible surface in my house
rookon: Tag yourself: Eeveelution ver. i sunk so quickly into this meme…..
ruf1ohn1tram: chazzfox: doujinshi: brothernatures: localstarboy: Not In This House: They Weren’t Feeling This Sweet Potato Pie Recipe Whatsoever bitch what the fuck i have to kill myself after witnessing this Ohhh my god
blaruu: riftwitch: riarkle-westallen: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: THE NAZI SWASTIKA AND THE HINDU SWASTIKA ARE NOT THE SAME THING. The Hindu swastika, which is actually in my house, represents good fortune and happiness, and was used long before
artichokehold:communistbakery: artichokehold: communistbakery: artichokehold: communistbakery: artichokehold: i was gonna have a vegetable party but not a lot of people will be able to come cus there isnt mushroom in my house I was gonna make this
cheopsfm: One of a few pics I have on a portable HDD that didn’t get buried under a sand pile in my house after Irma came through. Not many of these have any post done but.. I missed posting so .. here they are. https://imgur.com/ty0y571
im not going to go to work tomorrow. im going to sit in my house all day and drink coffee and listen to LP’s.
i cannot stress this enough. if we are dating do not leave anything in my house. it is awkward.
glassesanddreads: glassesanddreads: ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever who you
accio-kneazle: Please…please watch this.“Draco called her a what? A mud - oh my god no no no. We don’t use that word. Not in this house.”“I’m real tired of people thinking that Hufflepuff don’t do nothing. We wrote several very strongly
paganhairypussy: In his house. He’s younger.please do not remove captions
shujinkakusama: I want this. This is too pretty not to get in my house.
eccentric-nae: So…..Don’t be mean to ugly people was the point of this? I mean dude was 11 and she a stranger, what she expect? I probably wouldn’t have been mean, but shorty you not staying in my house thinking I’m cool with you paying
candiikismet: ruf1ohn1tram: chazzfox: doujinshi: brothernatures: localstarboy: Not In This House: They Weren’t Feeling This Sweet Potato Pie Recipe Whatsoever bitch what the fuck i have to kill myself after witnessing this Ohhh my god “Stopt”
snugglebeartx: Amazing! With the cloud cover and cooler temps I am actually getting chilly in my house. This does not mean however, that I will put on a shirt. (Taken with Instagram)
littlesexpet:cummanu: littlesexpet: cummanu: littlesexpet: cummanu: Any time… any place… this is literally in my boy friend’s house but you’re acting like it’s some public place??? dude chill and quit with the “good girl” tag Get
bitter-feminist: I’m not even exaggerating when I say there is no food in my house.
meatblade: gookgod: I want dogs to evolve to see the same colors we do I don’t. What happens when they can differentiate between red and green? Dogs will start buying cars, and then they’ll buy houses and breed with our women. Not in my America.
Dear person who lives in my house and hates being seen naked; Close. The. Door. Use a towel. Be aware of who is around you. It’s not my fault. I didn’t wanna see any of that anyway.
kelsium: Honestly I’m not gonna survive the apocalypse. Y'all go on gathering berries and drinking cockroach milk (apparently) and forming barter economies and I’m gonna stay in my house until the last of my seltzer runs out and then I’m gonna put
idlewordsmith: liveitforever: All tucked in to Hermès. I’d like to say I would not ever let this happen in my house, but the truth is it would
john-watson-is-sherlocked: asherlockian: pernillo: thenocturnalcouchpotato: fosterthepeoplejunkster: lypo: lypo: got a family of 4 in my house :)X my husband died, just me n the kids :(X ”we’re not calling him dad.” i am legitimately
storyofagayboy: animentality: jemthecrystalgem: neptunes-salty-butthole: cheshiretiffy: pats-a-lats: Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not
strakkin-0: marrow-bone: mapsontheweb: World map of tradition of removing shoes in home. Green: shoes removed; Blue: shoes not removed. If you don’t remove your shoes in my house I’ll remove them for you with your feet as collateral damage. I
sermisty: fosterthepeoplejunkster: john-watson-is-sherlocked: asherlockian: pernillo: thenocturnalcouchpotato: fosterthepeoplejunkster: lypo: lypo: got a family of 4 in my house :)X my husband died, just me n the kids :(X ”we’re not
i have a guava tree on my front garden even if that’s not my house property, that tree is!
marrow-bone: mapsontheweb: World map of tradition of removing shoes in home. Green: shoes removed; Blue: shoes not removed. If you don’t remove your shoes in my house I’ll remove them for you with your feet as collateral damage.
pssenger: I want to grow up not because i hate my parents or want to get out of home but because i want the freedom to do tiny things like decided what furniture goes in my house and what colour the walls are and if i should go out at night rather than
cherryaid-fountain: jemthecrystalgem: neptunes-salty-butthole: cheshiretiffy: pats-a-lats: Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with
kelsium: Honestly I’m not gonna survive the apocalypse. Y'all go on gathering berries and drinking cockroach milk (apparently) and forming barter economies and I’m gonna stay in my house until the last of my seltzer runs out and then I’m gonna
selenasworlds: I want to grow up not because i hate my parents or want to get out of home but because i want the freedom to do tiny things like decided what furniture goes in my house and what colour the walls are and if i should go out at night rather
sarcasmprodigy: “I know about [favorite ship] but have you considered [some other ship]” No I have not I’m too busy stanning my favorite who are u. Why are u in my house.
darling-lil: Posting again because I like it. This photo shows me well - I’m not in my 20s anymore, and I certainly don’t have the typical female form you’ll find in erotic photography. But, this body has housed babies and taken me through immeasurable
kurvygurl: darling-lil: Posting again because I like it. This photo shows me well - I’m not in my 20s anymore, and I certainly don’t have the typical female form you’ll find in erotic photography. But, this body has housed babies and taken me through
funwithwife1: darling-lil: Posting again because I like it. This photo shows me well - I’m not in my 20s anymore, and I certainly don’t have the typical female form you’ll find in erotic photography. But, this body has housed babies and taken me
usually I would just show up at his house or be the first to text. It in trying this new thing where if he wants me he’ll reach out for me
![sarcasmprodigy: “I know about [favorite ship] but have you considered [some other ship]” No I have not I’m too busy stanning my favorite who are u. Why are u in my house.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/adeeddf267cb5b011e6f7302fd7449c9/bd7c797f18a46600-0c/s512x512u_c1/1d6a2c3f89673f9942deb1bcc348ac9c846091fd.png)
