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“OK, so not necessarily a sex question but still curious: my boyfriend sometimes leaves things at my house by accident (clothes that is) and I sometimes I just like to smell them? not in a creepy way, just because it reminds me of him when he’
In short… (i would go into full blast detail if i wasn’t planning on playing RE7 tonight)I made a side blog! Not for shit i mentioned ages ago. But i’ve been getting mixed messages here and there, some people love the shit out of Shimada shenanigan
I have a new one to add to my bucket list…fuck on every piece of furniture in the house or should I expand and say every solid surface in the house…furniture or not…never mind…My new entry onto my bucket list is to fuck on
So.. This cute little boy showed up at my house today. He’s not a stray, and he’s definitely somebody’s pet. He’s friendly, not neutered and has a collar on. He almost got hit by a car several times so I just put him in my basement
She not only teased your girlfriend in front of you, in front of everybody. She even said, “not yet, babe, not until you tell your boyfriend to drive you to my house,” knowing that very soon she’d be her lover and you a cuckold.
jonjonbrown: My security system of the future. “Of the future” as in, when I own my own house and have more than one pit bull that is trained to not run away as well as guard my house and stuff.
myfreakyblkwifexxx: After walking in the house and seeing my wife getting fucked i decided that getting upset with her was not what i wanted, but what i wanted was to put my dick in her mouth at that time, and i know my wife wanted the same thing.
bedroomdaydreams:bedroomdaydreams:My parents thought I needed help in school so they hired a tutor for me. He came to my house everyday after I got out of school. I made sure that he was very comfortable coming to our house while my parents were not there
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fuckyeahvalhalla: “You are looking at pictures of a house I built for our family in Wales. It was built by myself and my father in law with help from passers by and visiting friends. 4 months after starting we were moved in and cosy. I estimate 1000-1500
michaelpalin: a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pyjamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pyjamas
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
Had a good time spending the night with friends the last 2 days (which is rare since my parents don’t like me spending the night more the once a month 😒)Tonight came home And in the 6 hours I been here already been yelled at,, busted my knee so hard
michaelpalin: a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
My cat is at the vet’s own personal home for an overnight stay/overnight care. I have never spent a night in this house in over 16 years that my cat was not in it with me. Empty.
larabarakara: I was studying in my room, turned around to grab something and saw this. So, basically, this is not my cat. But she’s all like chillin’ in my bed like she pays rent or smth. How the fuck did she even got into the freaking house.
hippiee: I miss the way Christmas felt when I was little
ceejofmalta: bubbablues: I left my parents’ house all stuffed and sleepy, and forgot all about the after pic! So here’s one from my house tonight. :P And I’m not done eating for the night! I’ve got more food in the fridge. FAAAAT :D
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incestuous-creampie: When Mom and Dad are out my brother fuck like rabbits in every room in the house. When mom is away for a day. We fuck like we have never fucked!! We fuck in every room of the house till we can not fuck no more!!
gregorygalloway: Leonard Cohen (21 September 1934 – 10 November 2016) My mother did not allow rock music in the house. My father was a fan of Cohen’s writing - had all his books around - and was able to sneak Cohen’s debut album into the house
tinycartridge: Reggie’s leaving his house in your New Leaf town If you have a U.S. copy of Animal Crossing: New Leaf, you’ll receive a visit from Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aime via SpotPass soon. You’ll be able to tour his house in-person
ruf1ohn1tram: chazzfox: doujinshi: brothernatures: localstarboy: Not In This House: They Weren’t Feeling This Sweet Potato Pie Recipe Whatsoever bitch what the fuck i have to kill myself after witnessing this Ohhh my god
sub-sarah: “I don’t enjoy hurting you, slut.” I lied “But I simply will not tolerate back-talk in my house.”
sadisticdepravity: alpha-shepard: Seen gifsets of this before, and managed to track down the actual clip. Still not sure what movie it’s from, though. This is the sort of thing I’ve mentioned me for. Pussy in my house belongs to me, whenever I
eat-sleep-breathe-cars: carflow: funky-d: courtnee17: mkearsey: pplleeaassuurreess: man cave stuff Want Love!! Fuck yea ;) Man cave or not! The first two & last two, WILL BE SOMEWHERE IN MY HOUSE! :O I need those knives. Haha!
king-emare: servantoftruth007: kinkyedges-nefertiti: I don’t have TV in my house but did they conclude if Antonio actually had a gun or not? It looked like Antonio Martin was trying to pull out his cell phone to record the police before he was
anghiejamie: blaruu: riftwitch: riarkle-westallen: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: THE NAZI SWASTIKA AND THE HINDU SWASTIKA ARE NOT THE SAME THING. The Hindu swastika, which is actually in my house, represents good fortune and happiness, and was used
glassesanddreads: glassesanddreads: ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever who you
doomy: social-justin-warrior: doomy: doomy: slimetony: CAUGHT IN THE ACT how the fuck did you break into my house and take a picture of my cat in my bathroom get out of my fucking house it’s not the same great fucking observation eagle eyes
turing-tested: tenderly-carmine-is-mildly-gay: turing-tested: i keep fucking stepping on raw chicken and thinking its a slug and having to be like ???? why would a slug be in my house hey op can i ask a question absolutely not
candiikismet:amoisthobo:They not even waitin, they breaking in my house mobbin on me 😩YALL WANT ME TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK TONIGHT?!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
magicalplantprince: ruf1ohn1tram: chazzfox: doujinshi: brothernatures: localstarboy: Not In This House: They Weren’t Feeling This Sweet Potato Pie Recipe Whatsoever bitch what the fuck i have to kill myself after witnessing this Ohhh my god
ryanpanos:Haunted Play House At The MoCA In Tokyo by Torafu Architects via Yatzer This ‘Haunted House’ is not like any you will have seen before and comes in the form of a spooky gallery of paintings that at first seem ordinary but soon turn out
strugglingtobeheard: unimpressedcats: the-villain-is-the-catalyst: 20julz13: IT JUST WANTS TO WEAR THE HAT “NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA WEAR PEOPLE HATS” you’ve brought great shame on our family Not in my damn house It looks like it cries when
♡♡♡♡♡ I love the tiny house movement. Wish i had one. My studio apartment is about the same size as a lot of the tiny houses (240ish square feet), but mine was not purpose built for that kind of thing (i.e. NO built in storage outside the
inquisitivepoet: ruf1ohn1tram: chazzfox: doujinshi: brothernatures: localstarboy: Not In This House: They Weren’t Feeling This Sweet Potato Pie Recipe Whatsoever bitch what the fuck i have to kill myself after witnessing this Ohhh my god
ultrafacts:When Samuel remarried, his second wife Elizabeth was given an enslaved woman named Surry.He reportedly insisted that “A slave can not live in my house; if she comes she must be free. During the time he was writing emancipation papers to set
Not been in #uk for this amount of time in ages . Love my house but also can’t wait for my new business to launch so I can get some sun rays . Think #Maldives is calling me ✈️🌴💛 by chloe.khan
Moving into my new house this month! (Yay!) Still have not decided on a closing date but it should be soon… Trying to visualize my house in Photoshop. This is the original kitchen vs what I hope to achieve… So fun! by londonandrews
einlieber: r-i-c-o-me: cruzergirl21: When mom leaves her panties off she really means she is horny for my tongue. when dad is not in the house Mutter und Tochter haben Spass Mmmm nice
not-blinking: bowtiesandscarvesandmagic: sagansense: itscolossal: The Cloud: An Interactive Thunderstorm in Your House It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine. And my literal “brainstorming room“ will be complete. all hail the glow cloud
couldu-not: I’m torn between wanting to cuddle with you while drinking tea and playing Xbox and wanting to fuck you on every possible surface in my house
mylifeasjorge: </3 Poor man :—-((((( IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS YOU DON’T HAVE A HEART. -crying- Do not lose hope. DONT YOU DARE SCROLL PAST THIS IT’S SO DEEP. I AM CRYING. some people have it so bad :( i am thankful i have milk in my house
bjaddict: not a coincidence in my house, hehe
whoresandjustgoodstuff: Bad grades will not be tolerated in my house young lady!
permission-to-cheat:Luckily my girlfriend is not in the house, so I don’t really care
mar-ble: Oh wow, I need this in my house. Not even kidding.
camsfarts: The lighting in my house is terrible, but here is a thing. Shut yo’ pizza hole, mere light can not affect your hotness!
tastefullyoffensive:(via DollieMae_) yikes
pony-fuhrer-bradley: remember this cake? WHAT?!?!? That’s a cake? Holy crap. I want that in my house. Not as a cake, but an amazing sculpture. Wow! I have no idea what this is from (no, i don’t remember this cake) but love it and envy
beansandricebryce replied to your post: there was ANOTHER FUCKIng SPIDer IN TH… YOU MUST ALWAYS HAVE A RANGED WEAPON AKA WINDEX OR SOMETHING OR EVEN A NERF GUN YO PROTECT THYSELF I HAVE A METAL BAT THATS IT
sadgaygirl: Medusa: Hera needs to stop calling my house I’m not helping you, I’m not in this I’ve built a new life and if my sisters wanna bite at each other’s heels then whatever but don’t come crying to me. I’ve made my choice and I’m
