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anicegoodboy: Now you just keep quiet. This needs to be taken care of whether you like it or not. If you’re going to stay in my house, you need to live by my rules, and one thing I cannot stand is boys who play with themselves, understood?
cutiethatlikespiss: Here’s a short video, woke up from a nap and was too lazy to take my pants off to pee. Password is: Hey Sorry for not being very active on here lately, I’ve been working alot and things in my house keep breaking, I don’t have
bisho-s: If I die, remember me…. WIP (this is like… the 5% of all the work that redraw gifs takes……. Look the things I’ll do for my otp)I’m not going to be in my house all the weekend… so….. you’ll have to wait like a lot… for
john-watson-is-sherlocked: asherlockian: pernillo: thenocturnalcouchpotato: fosterthepeoplejunkster: lypo: lypo: got a family of 4 in my house :)X my husband died, just me n the kids :(X ”we’re not calling him dad.” i am legitimately
kelsium: Honestly I’m not gonna survive the apocalypse. Y'all go on gathering berries and drinking cockroach milk (apparently) and forming barter economies and I’m gonna stay in my house until the last of my seltzer runs out and then I’m gonna
stevita:0nigum0 replied to your post:the other people in my house have COMPLETELY…Outta cupcakes?? D:Not for long…I’ve got some in the oven as we speak! They’re butterscotch and lbh the people here are going to eat a bunch of them too (especially
dorkyoptimist: jemthecrystalgem: neptunes-salty-butthole: cheshiretiffy: pats-a-lats: Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but
katgryffindor: arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME
sermisty: fosterthepeoplejunkster: john-watson-is-sherlocked: asherlockian: pernillo: thenocturnalcouchpotato: fosterthepeoplejunkster: lypo: lypo: got a family of 4 in my house :)X my husband died, just me n the kids :(X ”we’re not
mymaturenakedfamily: I’m almost never alone in my house when I am naked. Other family members are nude with me and even friends that drop in see us all naked and take pictures. I am not camera shy either.
marrow-bone: mapsontheweb: World map of tradition of removing shoes in home. Green: shoes removed; Blue: shoes not removed. If you don’t remove your shoes in my house I’ll remove them for you with your feet as collateral damage.
carry-on-you-wayward-winchesters: otaperfect: cheshiretiffy: pats-a-lats: Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here
cheshiretiffy:pats-a-lats:Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were
fosterthepeoplejunkster: john-watson-is-sherlocked: asherlockian: pernillo: thenocturnalcouchpotato: fosterthepeoplejunkster: lypo: lypo: got a family of 4 in my house :)X my husband died, just me n the kids :(X ”we’re not calling him
sofreefifi: Sometimes my only escape and moments of solitude in my house is the bathroom lol….And some days not even the bathroom is safe…but that’s a parent’s life 🤪🤪
catsbeaversandducks: Glass Bowl Is The New Box Photos by Zappa The Cat - Via Love Meow
gregwuzhere: I wanna get faded….but except for a bottle of remy I’m not a fan of, I got no liquor in the house except for some weak ass soju and a lot of moscato and shit my wife likes. They don’t got Henny Privilege out here, guess tomorrow I’m
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
kelsium: Honestly I’m not gonna survive the apocalypse. Y'all go on gathering berries and drinking cockroach milk (apparently) and forming barter economies and I’m gonna stay in my house until the last of my seltzer runs out and then I’m gonna put
boobarina: theycallmejbeezy: marfmellow: its only weird because she’s been in my house. and she’s completely this attractive, if not more, in person. Carina is everywhere lol. Lmao I’m invading your Internetz!!!
rhinse: cradily: why do we not fear crabs but we fear spiders and scorpions? crabs are like the weird aquatic love child of both and i dont understand i can avoid crabs by not going to the beach shane. ms arachnea likes to live in my house and oppress
satorymae: Facebook is just another place for people to judge others based on what they see. I’m a slut for wearing a tank top in my house during the winter, I’m a bitch for speaking my opinion whether it’s mean or not, I’m ugly because I don’t
jemthecrystalgem: neptunes-salty-butthole: cheshiretiffy: pats-a-lats: Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here
pats-a-lats:Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and
phantomshaman: missannthrope80:Definite rule in my house! ☕ I’m not a coffee drinker, so I think I’ll be able to arrange this deal with my girl >;) I’d share my coffee with you, but I have no complaints with this deal >;)
cheshiretiffy: pats-a-lats:Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were
guooey:peachypicture:peachypicture:I got a snail and my betta is being such a creeper. he’s not trying to attack it he’s just following it around staring at it lolhe really said wtf is that and why is it in my house
do-not-open-til-christmas: justincaseucandoit: Da, “S4DDL3TR4MPS”-0006 Somewhere, buried in some trunk in my house, is the 30-year-old issue of Honcho that re-printed this as a “vintage” photo.
hitlersasshole: hiddle-winked: cannibalstarling: kardigone: Oh god, not French. ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH. *whispers* bonjour WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT I WILL NOT HAVE THAT DISGUSTING FRENCH IN MY HOUSE YOU LITTLE SHIT omelette du fromage
