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annadesu: love-takes-work: The largest Steven Universe merchandise collection in the galaxy (Probably. I don’t know, Marge, it’s not a contest OK?) Welcome to the Steven Universe museum, aka MY HOUSE! If you’re curious, yes I’m still looking
lexicution3r: lexicution3r: my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate. “How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?” “How is there NO CHOCOLATE???” “DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM
freeboys: collegegirlswebcam: Follow us for more we post daily collegegirlswebcam Damn If she was my girl I would not allow any toys in the house
screemer: toby1961:That’s how my wife she do the cooking in the house, of course why not let her finish. But I sure would build up an appetite! I could only dream of having such a delicious girl like you cooking for me
sebastian46: Painters were at my house and I saw the bulge in this workers pants so during lunch I had him for lunch. He did not disappoint. Thanks Pete for the good anal
kyderdraws: Ewwwww just heard my mother having sex. Not biological but still. Ew. Everyone in this house is getting laid except me.
jettestblack: 555-g0-cr4zy: digxstopher: my fat ass going into the kitchen for snacks after everyone in the house goes to bed… Me going to kitchen knowing everyone is sleeping and not giving a single fuck Lol
bobbymoynihans: Not only is Houston Texans star Andre Johnson an All-Pro wide receiver, but he also makes a pretty good Santa Claus. “It’s crazy,” Johnson said. “Me and my uncle were sitting in the house one day. And I was like, ‘I want to
bimarried-dad-in-toronto: Not enough Mormon boys come by my house anymore.
davina-vaga: Inspiration day Tomorrow is Konigsdag (Kingsday) in The Netherlands and I decided to turn it into an extra long weekend to include today as lazy day. Too bad the weather is not as cooperative as last week. Anyway, after my house-duties I
suspend: monobeartheater: arcticmowsy: aerostarmonk: The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house. oh my god i just do not understand this post what even de-lighted
lipslikemarilyn: katgryffindor: arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME The timing
yesmrs: A recent picture of me.At the house of the women I call “Jodi” and “Chloe” in my stories.When I got hurt I really found out who loved me.Not too many.
grantaire-put-that-bottle-down: jeszing: have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it not in a suicidey way more of a “if a killer clown broke into my house right now, would jumping out the window
wavelessness: This abandoned tuberculosis hospital right down the street from my house has some of the most interesting and beautiful graffiti I’ve seen, I’m sad for not getting more pictures. It closed in the early ’80s, and some of the lockers
killakungfuwolfbytch: okayysophia: also don’t fuck with friends that don’t say hi to your parents when they enter your home My mother will curse your ass out if walk in her house and not greet everyone. ^^
(via mistersadister, doggies) This is the proper way for objects to remain when not in use. It stays here awaiting my next command which it will respond to immediately or it will be punished. It worked very hard to be promoted from dungeon slave to house
americachavez: discussing the sexism in media is not equivalent to hating it. if I hated everything that was sexist, I’d literally never be able to watch tv or a movie or read comics or leave my house, basically.
margotdicaprobbie: “I’m not extravagant. I share my house in London with five roommates. I take the Tube. I intend to stay the exact same person I always was.”
dailyptonkin: “I had an argument with someone once and he was deliberately not answering my calls so I drove over to his house. I knew he was home so I climbed over the fence and essentially broke in. I don’t think that’s a grand gesture of
wesleystattoo:“I had an argument with someone once and he was deliberately not answering my calls so I drove over to his house. I knew he was home so I climbed over the fence and essentially broke in. I don’t think that’s a grand gesture of
Truly. I am not made-up and pretty all the time. Like today! I am busting down dry-wall in my new house!! Dusty dusty job. I also really need to buy a ladder. I am so short… Ha by londonandrews
this-isnt-cheating:It’s not cheating if my husband’s in the house and too stupid to know what’s going on
girlsuwanttofuck: Hey, Bill we got the house to ourselves. Mom and dad have taken the grandkids o the pool and our spouses seem to have hit it off and gone with mom and dad as well. Why not join me in my old bedroom and we can see if the old bed still
goodolerockytopp:My grandparents had this framed and hanging in their house for 25+ years…cannot ever not reboot this
katiiie-lynn:Today was a productive day with lots of yard work to improve water drainage within the dogs’ pen, the boys (Adam and my dad) played in the dirt and dug a bunch of holes (thankful for rental equipment and not having had to do this by
this-isnt-cheating: It’s not cheating if my husband’s in the house and too stupid to know what’s going on
grimstagram: I’m not crying there is just a zayn malik buying his mum a house in my eye
katgryffindor: arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME
words-of-holly:If you support Amber Heard, block me right the fuck now. We do not support abusive, lying sacks of flaming garbage in this house. THIS THIS THISLEAVE MY FUCKING BLOG
It's so cold in this house! Mall later, gunna try and not spend all of my money xD
designbydiaspora: blackgirlsrpretty2: blackpoemusic: “When the black man is not ashamed to be black, there’ll be no shame in being black.” By Maceo !!!!!!! on so many levels! Love…I want this is my house
spliffbby: Left my house today for the first time in a while lmao 😅not without smoking first tho 😉❤️
tiffany-is-mine-deactivated2021:naughtygirlfantasiesworld:Naughty girl fantasiesBeing a good housewife in my opinion is not just about taking care of the house, the cooking and cleaning. It’s just as much about keeping him happy and looking sexy
moniicow: Actually have not left the house in it yet… I’ll take photos the second I do! (God knows when that’ll be) Big big big thank you to peyfo for purchasing this from my wishlist!!! I’ve been wanting this shirt for years :’) now everyone
I’m so glad I came home to not sleep and inhale a bunch of smoke and be miserable sitting in my car because the house smells like a fucking bonfire
If you do not live with your child, see them everyday, or honestly even spend the entire day with them— Keep your mouth shut about being tired or how YOU would run YOUR house in my position and how “easy” it’d be or so help me god I will remove
vamposette: jeszing: have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it not in a suicidey way more of a “if a killer clown broke into my house right now, would jumping out the window be a reasonable escape
lolgiraffes: thequeenvevo: KYLE MASSEY IS ON CELEBRITY GHOST STORIES IM DYINg OH MY GOd Corey is not the only one in the house
himeno-ran:no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck
himeno-ran:exilerose-deactivated20220711:himeno-ran:himeno-ran:no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuckdon’t need
chrisgandjohnv: After a trip to the liquor store for beer these two girls approached me in the parking lot asking me if they would flash me that I could give them a beer. I said yes why not. She flashed I gave her a beer and invited them back to my house
drugera: 0bscuresky: vocalised: Following back all similar skate/urban. x x skate/urban blog See i’m not even gonna get mad that these niggas promoting on my photo cause I know they grew up without a father figure in their house.
Me basic? Lets see I’m not pregnant I don’t sleep around I don’t party & drink every weekend I’m mainly always in the house I have a job and I’m about to go back to school I’m always dressed nice & my weave
